As soon as Wang Hao said this, everyone present was collectively stunned. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

, you can do cross talk?!

Liu Huaqiang stared at the boss with his eyes, staring at Wang Hao - now he finally understood why his young master invited guests to dinner and was told by Wang Hao that there was no chance to interject...... Aren't you looking for depression with Kan, who can talk about cross talk?

"Brother Hao, do you really know?" Yue Peng's eyes widened, and then he said: "No, we studied computer science when we were in college, when did you learn cross talk?" ”

Wang Hao: "......"

Your sister, don't bring such a revealing thing!

"Ahaha, I like it, I just like it!" Wang Hao hurriedly snorted, and then said: "This is a cross talk, it's okay to talk about learning to sing, right?" ”

"Yes, yes," the people around nodded together, and the wine glass in Liu Huaqiang's hand almost fell to the ground-he didn't know anything else, but as far as this was concerned, at least with the people he had seen so far, no one would dare to recognize Wang Hao if he wanted to recognize the second......

At this time, Xiaomeng coaxed: "Brother Hao, why don't you learn a quilt for everyone?" ”

"Bang bang bang!" Everyone applauded!

Wang Hao: "Learn a paragraph? ”

Everyone nodded together: "Let's go for a while!" ”

"Cheng, then let's have a paragraph!" Wang Hao cleared his throat and said, "Then I'll give everyone a habit." This habit is to practice the mouth, right? ”

"Damn, Brother Hao, you even know this!" Yue Peng's eyes widened: "Tell me about it!" ”

"Then you listen well," Wang Hao began to say: "There are steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails, roasted ducks, roasted chickens, roasted geese, ......."

Everyone: "......"

Wang Hao: "Boiled fish maw, boiled fish slices, vinegar sliced meat, stewed three fresh, braised white mushrooms, braised pigeon eggs......"

Everyone: "......"

Wang Hao: "Red Meatballs, White Meatballs, Southern Pan-fried Meatballs, Sixi Meatballs, Sanxian Meatballs, Rice Balls, Shrimp Balls, ......"

Everyone: "......"

Wang Hao: "Burn the liver, burn the fat intestines, burn the heart, burn the lungs, burn the purple gaier, burn the Lian Ti, burn the treasure gaier......"

Everyone: "......"

Wang Hao: "Braised sauerkraut, braised cabbage, braised peas, braised lentils, edamame, fried cowpeas, plus pickled cabbage - how about it!" Professional is not professional! "such a big man, my brother really said it all! Awesome!

After his physique has been transformed, his memory is naturally needless to say, this mouth is also a lot sharper, the words are clear, all kinds of, although the music in the bar is loud, but everyone can hear it clearly, and it is not messy, this basic skill, it is actually more professional than the professional!

Everyone around is confused!

Everyone's mouths opened in an "O" shape, and their faces were full of disbelief!

Liu Huaqiang broke out in a cold sweat - I was obedient, and he was still merciful at the beginning! Otherwise, I'll rush to this mouth, if I really talk about it, there is nothing to do with my own young master!

"Oh my God, Brother Hao, I'm really convinced!" Yue Peng knelt down directly: "I have studied cross talk for four years and can't talk about it, Brother Hao, how did you practice?!" Teach me! ”

"What's the matter, I'm at this level, I'll help you catch up tomorrow?" Wang Hao grinned: "It's okay, right?" ”

"It's done, it must be done!" Yue Peng said excitedly: "Brother Hao, you have such a mouthful, I think that when I come to my show tomorrow, those viewers will definitely not go to the toilet together!" ”

Wang Hao: "......"

Look at this kid is so miserable, and feel that your show is the time to go to the toilet......

"Dapeng," Wang Hao said seriously: "Actually, I think you still have a lot of room for improvement in cross talk, haven't you thought about it?" ”

"Huh? Still have room for improvement? Hearing Wang Hao talk about this, Yue Peng was also surprised, and said: "My master said that my level is like this, this thing is a talent, I can't change it!" I still can't say anything about it! ”

"I'm not talking about basic skills," Wang Hao began to talk to Yue Peng: "You have to know, cross talk also has to keep pace with the times, this thing is not just a test of basic skills, you know?" ”

, Brother Hao is going to talk to Yue Peng about the rhythm of cross talk!

A group of people suddenly pricked up their ears, and Liu Huaqiang was even more energetic - Brother Hao talks about things, not everyone has the opportunity to hear it, and he can't explain it!

"First of all, your basic skills are not solid, right?" Wang Hao said: "But it's not a problem!" If you don't have a solid solution, you don't have a solid solution! Look at your appearance, chubby and small eyes, you look very cute, since you can't rely on your ability to eat, then you rely on your appearance! ”

Hearing Wang Hao say that this Yue Peng can rely on his appearance to eat, Xiaomeng and a group of girls sitting on the side were suddenly stunned!

Just this little fat man who has a slit in his eyes when he laughs, he can also rely on his appearance to eat?!

OMG! Is the world going to be destroyed?!

"Brother Hao, don't joke with me," Yue Peng himself was stunned: "I can still rely on my appearance to eat?!" ”

"That's a must," Wang Hao decisively showed a demonic smile: "I'm in a hurry, your future art style can take the word 'death'!" There is a good saying in this, the tree will die without bark, people don't want to be invincible in the world, you have to make people invincible to the extreme! As long as you can play this to the extreme, you will be the first brother in the cross talk industry in the future! ”

If you are cheap, you are invincible......

What kind of nonsense are you talking about?!

Everyone present was dumbfounded, Brother Hao was absolutely amazing, where did this experience come from?! Just this Yue Peng, if you are cheap, you are invincible?

"Hao...... Brother Hao," Yue Peng said he was very hurt: "Am I really that cheap......"

"It's not derogatory, for actors, it's acting, it's also a technical job." Wang Hao patted Yue Peng's shoulder fiercely and said, "I'll make an analogy, you said that you can't talk about it, right?" ”

Yue Peng nodded: "That's right." ”

"Then next time you say that you will do it like this," Wang Hao said: "For example, there are steamed lambs, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roasted ducks, roasted chickens, and roasted geese...... Speaking of which, you forgot, what to do? Your eyes widen in surprise, you cover your mouth with your hands, and say, "Oh my God, I forgot about the back!" You try! ”

Ready to try?

Several people around were instantly curious, and they all wanted to know how this little fat man ate with his face......

"Is this really good?" Yue Peng was obviously still a little skeptical, but what Brother Hao said should be fine, so he began to learn: "There are steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails, roasted ducks, roasted chickens, roasted goose......" Then he stared directly, his face was surprised, and he covered his mouth with his hand: "Oh my God, I actually forgot the back!" "That cheap face, absolutely joyful!

"Hahaha!" Looking at Yue Peng's cute and cute appearance, everyone around him instantly laughed!

Xiaomeng's whole person was about to fall on Wang Hao, holding his stomach and laughing: "Brother Hao, I can't do it, this little fat man wants to laugh when he sees it!" ”

"Oh my God!" Yue Peng's face was full of disbelief, and he looked at Wang Hao: "Brother Hao, why did they all laugh, I didn't do anything!" ”

The crowd laughed again!

"Look, it's good, isn't it?" Wang Hao laughed and said: "I'll tell you your image, you will take the word cheap to the extreme, it will definitely be a big hit!" ”

"I'll try!" The more Yue Peng thought about it, the brighter his eyes became, and said, "Brother Hao, will you accompany me to catch up tomorrow?" ”

"That's no problem," Wang Hao nodded and said, "I'll tell you, cross talk, what you say can be said by other people, even if they have good basic skills, what can they do?" I dare say that most people don't say as funny as you say! Why, just because they don't look good! You just go to that station, just your looks, cheap and cute expression, that's the joke! ”

Yue Peng instantly felt bursting with self-confidence!

For the first time, he knew that he could also eat with his face!

"Cheng, Brother Hao, I'll practice hard when I go back today, and see how I can be cheaper!" Yue Peng nodded fiercely and said, "When the time comes, I think it should be effective!" After he said this, he suddenly became a little deflated: "But Brother Hao, I'm cheap, but I don't have a joke, the cross talk I said is not funny, can it be done just by being cheap?" ”

"How much do I want here!" If you want to say anything else, it's worth worrying, Wang Hao is just a random thing, it's a masterpiece! He smiled and said, "You can rest assured, I'll tell you a few when I go back, and I promise to do it!" By the way, you have to have a stage name in the future, you can't be called Dapeng, I don't like it! ”

"Huh?" Yue Peng was surprised: "Then what's my name?" ”

"En......" Wang Hao made a fuss, and then smiled and said, "You will call yourself Xiao Yueyue in the future!" ”

"Xiao Yue Yue ......" Yue Peng read it twice, and then said: "Cheng, this name is good, then I will be called Xiao Yue Yue from now on!" ”

A group of people around: "......"

That's a cheap name!

Liu Huaqiang is really eye-opening today, he has to report to the young master quickly when he goes back, and he must not quarrel with Wang Hao in the future, this product is a model of invincibility if people are cheap!

Wang Hao continued: "Now you have a stage name, but you still lack one of the most important things! ”

"Huh?" Yue Peng looked confused: "Still lacking something?" What's missing? ”

"Logo!" Wang Hao said serious nonsense: "You think, you now have a stage name and your own characteristics, but you still have a logo!" You've got to have your own theme song, right? At the end of every show, you have to have something to end to! Let the audience remember you thoroughly! ”

"Theme song!" Yue Peng was dumbfounded: "When I talk about cross talk, I have to have my own theme song?!" ”

"That's a must!" Wang Hao smiled: "Your style is so cheap, you have to have a more cheap theme song finale, right?!" ”

"Yes, yes," Yue Peng nodded violently: "Then what is the name of this theme song?!" ”

"I've got you the name in mind!" When it comes to this, Wang Hao simply opens his mouth: "It's called the Song of the Five Rings!" (To be continued.) )