The Song of the Five Rings? The title of this song doesn't sound so cheap!

Everyone present was very curious, Brother Hao said that it was a very cheap song, what are these lyrics?

"Brother Hao," Xiaomeng took a sip of the wine glass: "Sing one for everyone, we are all curious about how cheap this song is!" ”

Wang Hao: "Sing one?" ”

Everyone nodded together: "Sing one, sing one!" ”

"Cheng, then I'll sing two sentences, this song is very easy to learn," Wang Hao cleared his throat again and said, "I dare to guarantee that you will be able to hear it!" ”

What song is so simple? Will you listen to it?

Wang Hao started singing: "Ah~Five rings~ You have one more ring than the fourth ring!" Ah~Five Rings~ You are one less ring than the Sixth Ring! Finally one day, you will repair to the seventh ring, what to do if you repair to the seventh ring, you have two more rings than the fifth ring~~"

Everyone: "......"

"Hahahaha!" A group of people laughed on the spot, laughing and saying loudly: "Brother Hao, this song of yours is really cheap enough, haha!" The lyrics are so easy to remember! Ah~Five rings~ You have one more ring than the fourth ring! Ah~Five Rings~ You are one less ring than the Sixth Ring! Hahaha! ”

Yue Peng's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he exclaimed, "Oh my God! If this song is to be sung, it is really as cheap as it is! ”

"Hey, got it?" Wang Hao smiled: "You have to give full play to your characteristics, let's rehearse tomorrow morning, I'll give you a compliment, you are responsible for teasing, I still don't believe it, just so the audience can't handle them?" ”

"Yes! Absolutely! Yue Peng's head nodded like a chicken eating rice: "Brother Hao, let's go to rehearsal tomorrow morning, I have a special training venue on the big stage, my partner has taken leave for the past two days, and there is no one in the venue!" ”

"Cheng, then tomorrow morning!" Wang Hao nodded, and then said: "This paragraph of mine, promise to be awesome, you just watch it!" ”

At this time, everyone present was already curious, Liu Huaqiang took a sip of wine, and said: "Brother Hao, I will tell the young master when I go back, I must go to the scene when the time comes!" ”

Xiaomeng and the others were also curious, and nodded together: "Let's go too, we'll go!" ”

That's about 50 people, and these are all potential fans!

Wang Hao smiled: "Cheng, then it's decided, everyone will be together then, haha!" ”

Yue Peng: "Tomorrow night at half past seven, happy stage!" ”

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Zhao Zhenhao joined the group chat, Fang Wenbin joined the group chat, Bai Yaning joined the group chat, Li Mingzhe joined the group chat, and Duan Yunyun joined the group chat......

Zhao Zhenhao: "Ya Ning, Brother Hao will go to the Happy People's Stage tomorrow to talk about cross talk, will you go?" ”

Bai Yaning: "He told me, of course he wants to go and see." ”

Li Mingzhe: ", Brother Hao is going to talk about cross talk tomorrow?" That has to go! ”

Fang Wenbin: "Brother Hao said cross talk...... Wait, I'll think about that image first...... Brother Hao wore a coat and appeared on the stage, hello everyone, my name is Wang Hao, and I will tell you a cross talk ...... today"

Duan Yunyun: "Hehe, it's so interesting just thinking about it!" ”

Liu Huaqiang joined the group chat.

Liu Huaqiang: "Young master, I'm here!" ”

Zhao Zhenhao: "Tell them, what did Brother Hao say in cross talk!" ”

Liu Huaqiang: "Awesome! I was stunned by what I used to say, one of the more than 100 dishes was right, and I did it in one go, young master, you didn't know it at the time, we were all stupid! ”

Zhao Zhenhao: "I knew that Brother Hao was awesome!" It seems that he was merciful before, otherwise I don't think there would be a chance to interject! ”

Bai Yaning: "Did you go to the bar for a drink?" Is there a wine companion? ”

Liu Huaqiang: "Yes...... Miss Bingfei, don't get me wrong, we have, Brother Hao doesn't! ”

Zhao Zhenhao: "......"

Fang Wenbin: "......"

Bai Yaning: "Really?!" ”

Liu Huaqiang: "Really, absolutely really! Brother Hao's character didn't say, I deliberately intercepted the picture! ”

Liu Huaqiang: "{Photos}"

Bai Yaning: "Count him as acquaintances!" ”

Everyone present was in a cold sweat, and Zhao Zhenhao's back was soaked......

Liu Huaqiang: "By the way, Miss Bingfei, I also found something yesterday. ”

Bai Yaning: "What's the matter?" ”

Liu Huaqiang: "Brother Hao's kung fu is very good, I heard the girl named Xiaomeng say that Brother Hao seems to have practiced Wing Chun, and he was doing it with people in a bar at that time, and it was better than a movie!" ”

As soon as he finished saying this, everyone in the WeChat group was stunned!

Brother Hao actually practiced Wing Chun?

Bai Yaning: "Who did it with him?" ”

Liu Huaqiang: "It seems to be called Tan Si, I didn't remember it clearly at the time, small role." ”

Bai Yaning: "Let them disappear, I don't like this name." ”

Zhao Zhenhao: "......"

Fang Wenbin: "......"

It's scary for a woman to get angry! This is the rhythm that will destroy the whole family!

Liu Huaqiang: "It's a matter of effort to make them disappear, but I'm afraid that Brother Hao will be unhappy if he finds out, Brother Hao is very kind." ”

Bai Yaning: "Okay, then let them all converge." ”

Liu Huaqiang: "Understood, I'll call in a while." ”

Bai Yaning: "En, but he's really that powerful?" Wing Chun? Didn't get hurt, did you? ”

Liu Huaqiang: "Absolutely not blind, I asked deliberately, but the other party didn't even touch the corner of Brother Hao's clothes!" When the time comes, you can ask Brother Hao to know! ”

Bai Yaning: "This guy, how many things will there be!" ”

Zhao Zhenhao: "I feel that there seems to be nothing in the world that Brother Hao can't do...... What time are we going to meet tomorrow? I happen to have a few foreign partners who have been inspecting China Shipping for the past two days, and they will bring them with them at the right time. ”

Fang Wenbin: ", Lao Zhao, this is okay!" This is going to make Brother Hao fool them, I guess they won't know how they will go back by then! ”

Zhao Zhenhao: "That must be!" These foreigners keep bragging to me about what happened to them, so Brother Hao has to treat them! ”

Fang Wenbin: "Hahaha, yes, yes, yes, Brother Hao has to treat them!" By the way, what time does the show start tomorrow? ”

Liu Huaqiang: "Tomorrow at half past seven o'clock in the evening, the Happy People's Grand Stage in the South Third Ring Road." But we don't have to go so early, Brother Hao won't appear until about half past eight. ”

Bai Yaning: "Okay, then let's gather at the door at around 8:20!" ”

Everyone agreed: "Good! ”

……

At seven o'clock in the evening of the next day, on the South Third Ring Road.

Wang Hao, who had been rehearsing all day, sat in the car with Yue Peng, and Yue Peng said: "Brother Hao, I went to the field for the first time today, how do you feel now?" Nervous? ”

"It's okay," Wang Hao smiled and said, "What about you?" ”

"I'm actually nervous," Jin Sunflower scratched the back of her head with a smile and said, "But it's not a big deal, let's just go through the motions, and then we just need to play the time." The final finale is Zhou Dana, that is the real pillar, and I am actually making up the numbers there at best. ”

"Zhou Dana? This name is good," Wang Hao's eyes widened: "Real name?" ”

"How can it," Yue Peng said with a smile: "It's his stage name, and he has a set of performances, which is amazing!" Nine out of ten of our fields are going to him, and our manager is about to build a board to pay him tribute, so he is sent to burn paper, which is simply the cornucopia of our big stage! As long as he performs, the attendance rate reaches 66% at a time, which is very scary, and occasionally one or two people even give flower baskets during the performance. ”

"That's amazing!" Wang Hao was surprised: "Then this Zhou Dana, what is the unique job?" ”

"He may be funny, but he can still sing," Yue Peng's face was full of admiration, and he said: "That drinking is even more of a must, just the 500 milliliters of beer, he is just like that, and then he dries it down, I can't pour the wine as fast as he drinks!" That's nothing, he drinks twenty bottles a night without having to go to the bathroom! At most, he drank twenty-six bottles in one go, and one bottle was stuffed with a hundred, and he earned two thousand six in that night! ”

Damn, are you sure this isn't a keg?!

"This person is quite capable," In Wang Hao's heart, the person who can drink twenty-six bottles in one breath and don't go to the toilet is definitely a god, awesome!

"That's not it," Yue Peng nodded and said: "There are often big bosses who come to cheer for Zhou Dana, all of them are good cars, what Audi A6L, Fengtian is domineering or something, these are his financial owners, frequent customers, I love to watch him brag there after drinking!" These people are personally received by our theater manager at the door every day, and the grade is high! ”

Wang Hao: "......"

This Zhou Dana seems to be, well, he can be regarded as a cow in the entertainment industry......

"Except for Zhou Dana, no one else on our stage is good," Yue Peng said with a smile: "For example, Zhao Laofu'er who plays erhu, and Liu Juhua, who sings opera jokes, are often coaxed by the audience, and the time for our performance is the time when the audience eats melon seeds and goes to the toilet to look at their mobile phones, hehe." ”

Huh? There is actually an old Zhao Fu'er who pulls the erhu here?

Wang Hao: "You guys are really miserable...... What is that Zhao Lao'er's real name? "Why does this sound so familiar?

"I don't know what his real name is, I really haven't asked," Yue Peng thought for a while and said, "Anyway, we all call him Lao Fu'er, he is quite miserable, I heard that the boss will give him 3,000 yuan a month." ”

"It's pretty miserable," Wang Hao nodded, well, this Zhao Lao'er really has a chance to meet......

"Anyway, we really don't have to be nervous at all, no one really came to see our performance," Yue Peng said with a smile: "When the time comes, let's come according to the rehearsal, just rely on Brother Hao's joke, no matter how hard I try to be cheap, I guess I won't be bombed!" ”

"Don't worry, no problem," Wang Hao smiled and comforted: "Didn't you say it yourself, just go through the motions!" You just let it go, we've been working together for so many years, right? ”

Yue Peng smiled: "Hehe, that's, as long as you don't forget the words, I think there should be no problem." ”

After speaking, the two arrived at the happy stage.

It's almost time for the show at this time period, and there are already a lot of cars parked in the parking lot outside the big stage, Yue Peng pointed to those lanes: "Brother Hao, do you see, these cars are those bosses who like to watch Zhou Da's show, right?" ”

"Not bad!" Wang Hao took a general look, there must be at least a dozen cars, all of which are about 500,000 yuan, which is really good.

Quickly parked the car, and Yue Peng took Wang Hao straight to the backstage. As a result, he didn't want to, as soon as he entered the door, Wang Hao saw a middle-aged man in his forties sweating profusely, and when he saw Yue Peng rushing up, Yue Peng was stunned at the first sentence!

"Roc!" The middle-aged man said urgently, "How are you going?" Where's your partner?! ”

"Didn't my partner rest from acute pharyngitis?" Yue Peng was surprised: "Boss, what's wrong?" What's the matter that makes you rush like this? ”

"Zhou Dana," the boss's forehead was sweating like rain: "Zhou Dana drunk driving and was detained!" Now that I can't find anyone in a hurry, I can only look for you! No matter what you think, you have to resist what you say today! ”

As soon as the boss finished speaking, Yue Peng was instantly confused: "What?!" (To be continued.) )