Chapter 880: I'm Amazing

After the inn arrived, Yu Sheng waved goodbye to the old man Jishan.

After returning to the Dabei Mountain Restaurant, he made tables and chairs to really decorate this new inn.

Now there is only one inn left, and the system can be upgraded to level four, and I am still looking forward to it for the rest of my life.

However, he has been hiding it from everyone, and will surprise everyone when it really upgrades.

After several days of rain in Dabei Mountain, it also rained in Chashan and Jishan, and the whole mountain was shrouded in a drizzle.

Many monsters and people had nothing to do, and they climbed the library building to listen to the skeletons read.

Later, the library could not accommodate so many people, so the skeleton changed the place where he studied to a shed to earn some money for tea.

The pig god breathed a sigh of relief, at least the skeleton wouldn't bother him during the day, so he stayed at home for several days.

When I came back to the inn, my whole leg was already swinging.

"Yo, Boss Pig, what's wrong with you?" Ye Zigao asked with a smile.

"Don't mention it, these old ladies almost squeezed me dry as if they wanted to eat me. The pig god sat tremblingly in his chair.

He relaxed, "I took the opportunity to escape, otherwise I would be **** tomorrow." ”

"The pig died. Bai Xingxing reminded him beside him.

"The meaning is pretty much the same, anyway, the color is a bone-scraping steel knife, so don't touch it easily. The pig god said to Ye Zigao in the tone of a person who came over.

Ye Zigao disdainfully, "Phew, I don't have a backache when I stand and talk." ”

"Who said it doesn't hurt my back?" the pig god touched his waist, "I can't hurt anymore, shopkeeper Yu, come and roast your kidneys on ten skewers." ”

"You're a big mouthful. Yu Sheng turned around and told the, as for the waist, it had been exchanged for the back kitchen.

The pig god said to Ye Zigao: "Don't marry too much if you marry a daughter-in-law." Otherwise, either your waist can't parry, or your head can't parry. ”

Ye Zigao was puzzled, "What does this have to do with the head?"

"Beware of cuckolding you. The pig god said.

"How many are you suitable to marry?" Ye Zigao humbly asked.

The pig god groaned, "Twenty at most, no more." ”

"Poof", Fu Nan sprayed a sip of tea on the ground, "Two, twenty? ”

"Hey, how do you know?" the pig god looked at Fu Yan in surprise, "Before I became a god, I was really a breeding pig." ”

The pig god bragged, "I'm not afraid to tell you, when I was in the Great Compassion Mountain, I was a famous big breeding pig, and I followed that group of little girls to drill the grove every day, and then I got a double cultivation method and was even more like a pig, which made me who I am now." ”

"Like a tiger with wings!" the horse belly corrected him, this stupid pig, actually trying to rob them of their idioms.

"I'm a pig! ”

The pig god said, and suddenly felt a little wrong, "How do I feel that I am scolding myself?"

"No, that's good. Ye Zigao said.

"Really?" the pig god was unsure, and said to Ye Zigao, "You're a pig!"

"Hey, how do you curse. "Ye Zigao is not happy.

"Look, it's still swearing. The pig god was unhappy and said, "You people too, why do you say that pigs are not good?" The pig is diligent, the pig's head, the pig's brain, the pig's god, the pig's tail, all let you eat, you are not grateful, and when you scold, you will scold a pig. ”

"If you want me to say, just change it in the future, and when you scold people for being stupid, you will say that you are a tiger. The pig god said.

The horse's belly was a little unhappy, and just about to speak, the pig god blocked back with a sentence: "Anyway, you can't eat as food." ”

"That's not right, the tiger whip is still very supplemental. "But don't say it, 'You tiger' really means to say that people are stupid." ”

"Co-authoring the alien race is stupid in the eyes of you humans. "The pig god screamed for their demon clan.

"You can't say that, our dragons are still good times, dragons and phoenixes among people. The black girl said proudly.

"Alright, don't talk about that. ”

Ye Zigao pulled the topic back, "Pig God, the double cultivation method you said is not a book where two pigs are doing bad things." ”

The pig god looked at him in surprise, "How do you know?"

He said with a look of pity: "I've been looking for this book lately, but I can't find it." ”

Ye Zigao stopped talking, he glanced at Fu Nan, it seems that this book is really a double cultivation method.

"If you find it, I will definitely let you see it, even if you don't cultivate, that book is wonderful, that posture, that sow..."

The pig god smiled with fascination, but the smile quickly solidified.

"Oops, no, my waist hurts just thinking about it. The pig god said.

Ten skewers of roasted kidneys were quickly served, and when the pig god gnawed, he did not forget to look at a certain part of the horse's belly.

The sea of grass is misty and rainy, and you can't see the distance.

When a group of people were chatting, there was a sound of horses' hooves in the smoke and rain, from far to near, from small to large, not slow.

"Yo, is there anyone else here?" the pig god looked at with his waist in his mouth.

Soon, several tall horses walked out of the smoke and rain and appeared in front of everyone, and immediately sat several people wearing masks.

Behind the tall horse, there was a car with a canopy on it, and a child sat under the canopy.

The child was short and stocky, wearing a square, human mask.

After seeing some people in front of the restaurant, the child was pleasantly surprised: "Ha, this is to Hanshan City?"

His subordinates looked around, "This shouldn't be Cold Mountain City." ”

Although Hanshan City is a small city, it is not so shabby.

A few people walked to the front of the restaurant while talking, and asked the pig god who was roasting his kidneys, "Hey, brother, are you almost in Hanshan City?"

The pig god swallowed the roasted kidney, "Well, it's almost there, continue to the west." ”

"To the west?" said the masked child, "Brother Tai is really joking, and we are here to fight Westmyon." ”

"Yes, won't you go back further west?" said several people at once.

This confused the pig god, he pointed in the direction where Hanshan City was located, and looked up to find the sun to discern the next direction.

However, it rained and there was no sunlight in sight.

The pig god could only ask Yu Sheng: "Could it be that I remember wrongly, that's not the west?"

"You're a pig. Yu Sheng said with infinite emotion, and someone else's word shook him.

"How do you curse. The pig god muttered in return, "You're really a human being. ”

He smacked, "That seems to be a fact." ”

"yes, that's why I'm not scolding you. Yu Sheng stood up and pointed to the west to the people on the horse: "Hanshan City is in the west." ”

"We are to the west of Cold Mountain City, all the way in the direction of the rising sun. The child said with great certainty, "How did Hanshan City get to the west?"

"And do you know where the sun is now?" asked Yu Sheng.

The child looked at the sky, "So we're lost." ”

"So, listen to us, there's the West over there. "The rest of their lives point them in the right direction.

"Don't lie to me, I'm very powerful, I'm angry, I'm afraid of myself. The child warned the rest of his life.

Several people on the horse nodded together, "Yes, yes, don't make him angry." ”

"Believe it or not", sit back in place for the rest of your life.

"Well, under my coercion, you didn't change your original intention, it seems that you didn't lie to me. The child affirmed the answer for the rest of his life.

"Let's rest here first, and then we'll leave tomorrow. The child said again.

Several people on the horse happily responded to the promise, dismounted one after another, and shouted: "Xiao Er, let's come to the altar wine first, it's a little cold." ”

"Hey, you brutes, come back, I'm still in the car. Said the child sitting cross-legged in the car.

Few people paid attention to him, until the child said, "I'm angry!"

"Huh", several people turned around in unison.

"How can you forget the little boy," they complained to each other, helping the child out of the carriage.

"There is no next time, there will be a next time, just rectify the Fa on the spot. The child said.

"Yes, yes," several people hurriedly agreed.

The child proudly said to Yu Sheng: "See, I'm very powerful, don't let people serve good wine and good food." ”