Chapter 881: Corpse Ratio

"The food in our restaurant is very expensive, can you afford it?" Yu Sheng said.

Although the middle wilderness is full of monsters, this little boy must not be as small as he seems.

But with his attributes as a road idiot, he felt that it was better to make it clear for the rest of his life, in case he came to eat the overlord's meal.

"Don't you look down on people?" the little boy looked at the rest of his life with disdain through the mask.

"Tell you, I am the one who is about to become the lord of the city, and I will not shorten your food money. The little boy said.

"I'm already a man of the city lord, and I'm not penniless. "For the rest of my life, I resolutely saw the money first and then ate.

"Dig out the money", the little boy pushed the front men, "let him see our magnanimity." ”

The man in front was helpless and took out more than a dozen pieces from his arms.

"That's enough, don't be verbose, hurry up and serve the wine and food, it will make our little boy anxious, you absolutely, you will never be able to get anything good to eat." ”

When the man said this, his masked eyes were staring closely at the rest of his life, very sincere.

"That's it?" Yu Sheng turned back and called out to the, "Bring them three skewers of roasted kidneys to pass away." ”

"What do you mean?" the man paused, "not enough money?"

"Our restaurant is the best restaurant within a hundred miles, and it is naturally a little expensive, otherwise I wouldn't have asked that more. Yu Sheng said

"I still don't believe it, how much is the most expensive food here? Tell you, our little boy is a decent person, and he is not afraid of expensive. The man said.

"The most expensive? That's precious, a hundred. Yu Sheng said.

"You wait!" the man said to Yu Sheng without frowning.

He retreated to the little boy, "Little boy, this shop is too dark, let's go elsewhere." ”

"Don't go!" the little boy was very resolute, "I am a decent person, and I still want to be the person who wants to become the lord of the city, I only live in the expensive ones!"

Xiao Gongzi looked at Yu Sheng, "Xiao Er, why is your restaurant so expensive?"

"You can taste it and you'll know it. Yu Sheng said, "Definitely get your money worthwhile." ”

"Cheng, let's live here!" the little boy immediately decided.

"Little boy, let's..."

The man was still trying to persuade him, but he was interrupted by the little boy, "Don't say it again, I'll be angry if I say it again!"

Several men didn't dare to speak immediately, only the man who paid muttered in a low voice: "This is not your money, of course you don't feel distressed." ”

"I heard it!" the little boy glared at the man, "Don't worry, after I become the lord of the city, I will definitely not treat you badly." ”

Under the guidance of the rich and difficult, several men took off their hats and robes, and still wore masks to enter the restaurant and open the way in front.

The little boy walked in the middle with square steps.

The took the lead in roasting the kidneys and brought them over.

A few men looked at it over and over again.

"Isn't this a lamb's kidney, cut my waist off and roasted, it won't be so expensive?" said a man.

"Someone has to taste your kidneys. The little boy said angrily.

He took one and sniffed it, "Well, it's really fragrant, worthy of the identity of this son." ”

The little boy said to the rest of his life who followed: "Shopkeeper, with this fragrance, you can go to my city to open a restaurant." ”

He didn't forget to emphasize, "When I become the city lord!"

"It's a deal. Yu Sheng said politely.

The pig god and the horse's belly also came in with food, and they were very curious about how these people were wearing masks to eat.

The little boy quickly gave them the answer.

I saw him lift the mask at an angle, then lower his head, cover his face with his sleeve, and feed it to his mouth with one hand.

"Hey, you say, what does this have to be ugly to eat like this? The pig god whispered to Ye Zigao.

"Want to know the answer?"

"Of course. The pig god nodded.

"You wait", Ye Zigao stood up and shouted outside, "Dog, come back to eat kidneys." ”

There was no movement for a moment, the pig god looked at Ye Zigao, and was just about to speak, "Whoosh", and the dog came out of nowhere.

Suddenly I saw an ugly dog, and the little boy who was lifting his mask and gnawing his waist was startled.

He jumped up in an instant and jumped onto the table, "I'll go, what is this, so ugly!"

"Wang", the dog glanced at him disdainfully, and walked to the side of Ye Zigao with his head held high.

"It's just a dog, as for being so afraid?" said a man, just a decent person, and a person who still wants to be the lord of the city?

After that, the man proudly stuffed the food in his hand into his mouth and made a "click" sound to show his courage and not be shocked.

But why is this thing so unpalatable?

The man looked down and saw the remaining half of the pair of chopsticks in his hand that had been bitten off.

The little boy returned to his seat with palpitations, "I'm not afraid, I'm just respecting other people's looks." ”

"It's already so ugly, and it can't scare people, what's the value of being so ugly? ”

The little boy said earnestly and continued to enjoy the roasted kidneys.

Here, Ye Zigao snatched the only roasted kidneys left by the pig god and threw it to the dog, and the dog took it in his mouth and left.

"Now you know the answer, right?" said Ye Zigao, at least this man is not uglier than a dog.

"Yes, yes, yes, but why did you throw my roasted kidneys to the dogs?" the pig god glared at Ye Zigao.

That was the last time he roasted his kidneys.

"If you want to know the answer, you have to pay some price, and it's not easy to be a dog, it's hard to work these days, it's time to make up for your waist. Ye Zigao said.

"That's right, unlike you, a pair of waists are kept as decorations, useless, people are really not as good as dogs. The pig god said.

"Your uncle, I wish you a lifetime of back pain. Ye Zigao didn't talk to this person and left directly.

"Hiss", the pig god twisted his body, this guy spoke really accurately, his waist was really sore and painful.

"Ten more strings of kidneys. "The pig god said that he had to make up for it.

At this moment, the little boy finally tasted the delicious roasted kidney, "Well, the shopkeeper said well, this money is worth it." ”

Waiting for a roasted kidney, "Hey, this..."

The little boy closed his eyes and smacked it, "Spiritual power!" He suddenly opened his eyes and said in surprise: "There is spiritual power in this!"

"It's really...", halfway through the words, a loud "poof" sounded in the lobby of the restaurant.

The pig god, who was drinking tea, was stunned, and followed the prestige to the direction where the little boy was, only to see a few well-trained men standing up quickly.

They raised their legs and were just about to escape, "cough cough", the little boy covered his mouth and coughed twice, and then looked at them with a very majestic gaze.

Several men looked at each other, "not angry, not angry," one said.

A few men breathed a sigh of relief and continued to sit down, but their faces were no longer good at this time, both red and blue.

For the rest of their lives, they stayed a little farther away, not knowing what was going on, just thinking that Fang was someone's innocuous physiological joke.

But soon, a foul smell came to my face, and I couldn't even find an adjective to describe it for the rest of my life.

"Vomit", Yu Sheng got up instantly, and in a flash, the person had already arrived outside the restaurant.

Immediately after that, Ye Zigao turned blue.

Because he was close to the back kitchen, not close to the door, seeing that the opportunity was wrong, he hurriedly ran away to the back kitchen, and when he closed the door in a hurry, the whole person was already confused, and when he was planted in the courtyard where the Demon Qi Pavilion was located, he only felt a spicy stench running around his body.

White foam, tears, snot, all in an instant.

The black girl and the witch doctor are accompanying the little aunt to bask in the sun in the Demon Pavilion.

Seeing this, the black girl stood up and asked in surprise, "What happened?"

Ye Zigao didn't have time to explain, just said: "Hurry, go quickly, don't, don't go in, there is, it's poisonous!"

After saying these words, Ye Zigao fell to the ground, breathing "snort, snort", and couldn't speak.

The black girl felt strange and just wanted to open the door and go out to have a look, but found that the door could not be opened.

This is an order given by the system for the rest of his life, but fortunately, this door not only isolates the space, but also the air, so the smell can't get in

Otherwise, the little aunt will be smoked, and it is estimated that the child will not be saved.

At this moment, the pig god and the horse's belly ran into the rain and were poured by the heavy rain, and only in this way did they not faint.

The system is also constantly reminding the rest of his life: "Warning, warning, the inn has been attacked, and the sword word has been activated!"

Without waiting for the rest of his life to command, "Warning, warning, the sword word is powerless, please find another way for the host." ”

"His uncle, it's weird if there is a way to write a sword, this is a fart!"

The system warned the back, with a hint of tremor in his cold tone.

"It is recommended that the host install a ventilation system immediately!" The system quickly gave Yu Sheng another way.

"Pretend, hurry up!" The rest of my life was away from the inn, and I had palpitations, this fart was too smelly!

"Listen, stop farting, we have something to say, stop farting!" Yu Sheng shouted inside.