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There's a high point right away, and look at how the protagonist savages!

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"Why did you come out? What about Yaru? ”

Zhou Yi ignored Yuan Shuai in front of him and looked into the corridor.

"There is no humanity of the opposite sex! I'm going to send you to the dorm group for ignoring your brothers! Yuan Shuai took out his mobile phone and threatened.

Zhou Yi was not afraid at all, pointed to the wound on his forehead and said: "Brothers, see clearly, today I helped the second child beat off a rival in love and fell on this wound." Can anyone send me a red envelope and let me go to the clinic to bandage it. ”

"Boss, I was wrong, you are the best person in the sky!" Yuan Shuai suddenly wilted and immediately surrendered.

Zhou Yi nodded his head in satisfaction, his face full of self-satisfaction.

"Huh? Isn't that right? When I watched the video taken by Yali today, Boss, your face was full of wounds, why is there such a wound left now, and it is almost impossible to see? ”

Yuan Shuai suddenly remembered something, pointing to the wound on Zhou Yi's forehead, his face full of disbelief.

"Don't change the subject!" Zhou Yi brushed Yuan Shuai's finger away and asked, "When will Yaru come down?" ”

"She said that our brothers hadn't seen each other for a long time and that there must have been a lot to say. So today's treatment is canceled and you are allowed to move freely, boss. ”

Yuan Shuai said absentmindedly, staring directly at the wound on Zhou Yi's forehead, looking like he had seen a fairy.

"There is no humanity of the opposite sex! It's been two hours since we met, and I can only see my face. ”

This time, it was Zhou Yi who was complaining frantically.

"It's not scientific!" Yuan Shuai was a little distracted.

Being looked at by Yuan Shuai like this, Zhou Yi was still a little proud, but suddenly thought of the work problem that he couldn't explain to Chen Yuxiao, and Zhou Yi felt a faint sadness.

Not being able to have the sense of accomplishment of ordinary people is actually a very regrettable thing.

Even if Zhou Yi now has a strange ability, he can't reverse the deep-rooted universal values that have been imperceptibly in his mind for more than 20 years.

Yes, Zhou Yi can do things that ordinary people can't do, a [cloud gun finger] can make people fall to the ground and beg for mercy, and [personal guard] can be attached to the sanitary napkin, and it can be sold hundreds of times the value.

However, Zhou Yi could not obtain some pure satisfaction.

has a decent job, and when you say it, you feel more face-saving; worked hard for a month and got a lot of bonuses, called friends to masturbate, and rushed to pay for the "rich and rich"; Hollowed out his heart and chased the girl he liked, and finally hugged the beauty......

Of course, if Zhou Yi has to want these things, now that he has the ability and money, it should be easier to implement.

However, it is absolutely impossible to achieve a sense of accomplishment based on universal values.

Mystical abilities and universal values, this is not a thing that goes all the way, and it cannot be measured together.

"From now on, can you only be an immortal? Can't you be like ordinary people anymore, working, making money, masturbating, and drinking crazy? ”

Zhou Yi shook his head and sighed, his face full of melancholy.

"it!"

Yuan Shuai couldn't bear it anymore, jumped half a meter high, and prayed strongly.

"Boss, look at me, look at me! We are good brothers who wear a pair of pants and share life and death! You've become a god, can't you take one with me? What about sharing the joys and sorrows of the good ones? What about the mountains and rivers that are said to be good? What about the piano and song? Say yes...... What promises are there? ”

"Ahem, ahem—"

Zhou Yi saw Yuan Shuai's crazy appearance, coughed a few times, and reluctantly withdrew his cloud light breeze.

"Go to the strings, I'll pay, don't rob me!"

Zhou Yi treated himself as if he had just given out the bonus, and once again tried to experience pure universal values.

"I still don't believe it, this immortal's alcohol consumption must be better than that of mortals! Do you dare to let go of the amount of fight once? Let me be impressed? ”

Yuan Shuai laughed maliciously and directly issued a war letter.

Speaking of the amount of alcohol, Zhou Yi's heart is really bottomless. It is true that the body is strengthened, and the resistance to alcohol is indeed enhanced.

However, it has not been verified how much alcohol has increased.

Anyway, in the past, Zhou Yi had to pour every time he drank, and he was never an exception.

Even so, Zhou Yi had no reason to back down, took the challenge with a resolute face, and came to the barbecue street opposite Jiajiale Supermarket with Yuan Shuai.

Naturally, Zhou Yi went straight to the "Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave".

After all, the rivers and lakes that I talked about when I had barbecue with Ma Zhizhong last time left a deep impression on Zhou Yi.

The flagpole fluttering in the wind and the spitting bubble machine far exceed the area of the general barbecue stall, and this "Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave" is still the same as before.

Today's business is also quite good, and there are not a few empty seats left. And a few barbecue stalls next to it, that is, half of the people who are seated.

A few stall owners next to him, looking at the full situation here, flashed a trace of jealousy from time to time.

However, this cannot change the fact that the first stall of "Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave" is located.

"It seems that Brother Pony can still cover it."

Zhou Yi thought so and sat down with Yuan Shuai.

A waitress dressed as a monkey immediately jumped over, placed a plate of edamame on the table, and asked the two of them to order.

Zhou Yi and Yuan Shuai had already eaten, and this time they came here just to chat with wine, so they chose chewy skewers and checked them one by one.

The female monkey stared at Yuan Shuai with a surprised expression.

"Shuai Guo Guo, you are really similar to Xiaoming, can you take a photo with me later?" After watching it for a while, the female monkey finally couldn't help but say.

"Of course there is no problem, I love monkeys!"

Yuan Shuai pulled the female monkey's fluffy tail and said with a smile.

The female monkey looked excited, clinged to Yuan Shuai and took a few selfies.

"You wait, I'll send you another plate of peanuts!" The female monkey got great satisfaction and walked away with her ass twisted, her tail dangling.

Yuan Shuai stared at the tail of the female monkey, licked his lips, and suddenly said:

"Boss, how about the one-stop service? After masturbating, Bohai Hotel walked! ”

Zhou Yi just looked at everything that happened in front of him and ate edamame silently.

"Boss, you must hold on, sooner or later, you will usher in your spring like me." Yuan Shuai pretended to comfort Zhou Yi, but in fact, he was making up for the knife.

Zhou Yi laughed and said with emotion:

"The greatest pursuit of ordinary people is, in the final analysis, only one thing. The same is true for the two of us, but on different paths. ”

"Boss, you won't provoke the attacker, you're already crazy, right?" Yuan Shuai asked with a frightened expression.

"It's okay, I've just figured it out. You have turned yourself into Xiaoming, and of course you are taking the road of stardom; I have a mysterious ability, and of course I am walking the path of immortals. Stars are easy to see, but gods are hard to find! If I brush my face like a star and show my mysterious abilities, I will be struck by lightning. ”

Zhou Yi shook his head and sighed, grabbed a edamame, peeled it off and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Well, I'm not as good as you when it comes to verbal pretense. Let's talk with the amount of wine! ”

Yuan Shuai's face was full of provocation.

"Cheers!"

Zhou Yi smiled with a smile on his face, picked up a 2-pound draft beer cup, and after touching Yuan Shuai, he drank it with a bang, and he was really ready to toast.

"I'm really not convinced!"

Yuan Shuai took a deep breath and fought with Zhou Yi. (To be continued.) )