Seeing Yuan Shuai and Zheng Yali acting so obscenely, Zhou Yi felt that his eyes and pure heart had suffered a critical blow. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Therefore, Zhou Yi gently put down the things he was carrying and tiptoed behind the two.

The two of them didn't notice anything, and they were still groping in each other's clothes.

"How does it feel?" Zhou Yi asked curiously.

"Great!" Yuan Shuai looked intoxicated.

"It's all fat, disgusting!" Zheng Yali looked disgusted.

After the two finished speaking, they were stunned, stared at each other inexplicably, and then saw Zhou Yi behind them.

"Perverted!" Zheng Yali pushed Yuan Shuai away violently, and then glared at Zhou Yi angrily.

"Boss, you're too obscene, ouch-" Yuan Shuai was pushed away by Zheng Yali in the middle of speaking, and almost didn't fall off the sofa.

"The reactions and words of the two of you are completely different, it seems that you are incompatible, and you still have to talk about it!" Zhou Yi persuaded earnestly.

"Yuan Shuai, this is your boss, you are responsible for taking care of it!" Zheng Yali instigated Yuan Shuai to go into battle.

"Yali, you don't know, my boss turned out to be an otaku, and I can abuse him in minutes. But now it's different, you've become the god of war, can you bear to let me die? This morning, the boss drove away the dead fat man between words, and then fought the masked man, you don't know the might, it's completely superman! ”

Yuan Shuai babbled and rejected Zheng Yali's proposal.

"Go, go, go! I'm so disappointed in you, but now I still think Song Zining is better, and he can actually play the violin, it's so handsome! Zheng Yali's face was full of longing.

Zhou Yi saw that this situation was not right, how could he let his sister-in-law ride on his brother's neck, he had to hurry up and help Yuan Shuai!

However, before Zhou Yi could speak, Yuan Shuai suddenly said cheaply: "I can't pull, but I can push, don't you like it more!" ”

"What will you push, how do I not know?" Zheng Yali's face was full of doubts.

"Cart!" Yuan Shuai said, his waist and hips sank down, and he put on the posture of an old man pushing a wheelbarrow.

"It's a shame to push the cart! Can a broken car compare to a violin? Zheng Yali scoffed.

"For me, the little broken car is ten thousand times stronger than any violin, right, Yali, my little broken car!" Yuan Shuai looked at Zheng Yali affectionately.

"I'm going to die, dare you compare me to a little broken car......"

Zheng Yali originally grabbed a cushion and was about to smash it at Yuan Shuai, but suddenly understood the meaning of Yuan Shuai's words, and immediately blushed and covered her head with the cushion.

"Go away, don't talk to me!" Zheng Yali screamed.

Yuan Shuai smiled proudly, and then looked at Zhou Yi: "What's the boss, I still have something better than you, right?" Did you learn another special move? ”

"Admire, admire! You go ahead, I'll help in the kitchen! ”

Zhou Yi wiped a handful of cold sweat and walked to the kitchen.

"Yali, let's continue to work on the cart technique......"

Yuan Shuai sat next to Zheng Yali, his voice getting lower and lower, as if he was performing some flirtatious tricks.

Zhou Yi couldn't listen anymore, pushed open the kitchen door and walked in.

Although the hood is on, the kitchen is still full of smoke and has a pungent smell.

Zhou Yi closed his breath and looked at it, Zheng Yaru was wearing a mask, frying red peppers in boiling oil, and there were strips of ginger shreds in it.

"Don't come over to steal food, stay outside with guests!" Zheng Yaru didn't look back, and said quickly.

Zhou Yi laughed, stepped forward directly, hugged Zheng Yaru from behind, and kissed her behind the root of her ear.

Zheng Yaru was startled, and when she turned around and saw that it was Zhou Yi, she calmed down, but she threatened: "Don't make trouble!" Watch out for me blowing you up! ”

"Savage girlfriend, you are!" Zhou Yihun didn't care, he just didn't let go of Zheng Yaru.

"Look, if you mistreat, this is the end!"

Zheng Yaru said and picked up the oil pot and poured it directly into the plate on the stove next to her.

Inside this plate was a string of green things, like a cucumber that had been sliced and neatly stacked in a circle.

As the hot oil was poured, the cucumber suddenly made a prickly and prickly sound, which sounded unusually miserable.

Zhou Yi watched the cucumber, which was not firm, become weaker, and felt cold in his crotch for no reason, and clamped his legs.

"Alright, done! There's too much smoke here, so let's go out for a while and then come back and serve the food. Zheng Yaru said that she was about to leave.

"How can you scare me once and let you escape so easily!"

Zhou Yi said viciously, directly pulled Zheng Yaru's body over, ripped off her mask, and kissed her directly.

The oil smoke was too heavy, and Zheng Yaru coughed as soon as she took a breath.

Zhou Yi's mouth was suddenly flushed into a large amount of air, and his cheeks bulged directly, like a fat frog.

"Excuse me! Ahem-" Zheng Yaru covered her mouth and coughed and apologized.

"Don't breathe!"

Zhou Yi said a word and kissed him again. Moreover, he called the wood qi ferry in the dantian to Zheng Yaru.

Zheng Yaru's beautiful big eyes widened suddenly, hooking Zhou Yi's neck and no longer moving.

Silence is better than sound at this point.

After a long time.

Zhou Yi looked at the stove full of all kinds of dishes, and was jealous: "When I first came, I didn't eat so many dishes, this thing is not appropriate!" ”

"It's cheap and good! Don't complain here, hurry up and bring the food to the restaurant! ”

Zheng Yaru said, I don't know where to find a small mirror to look at, and then immediately exclaimed:

"Look at you, your makeup is all over, and you have to repaint, it's really troublesome!"

Zhou Yi leaned over curiously and looked at it: "Isn't this good?" There is no 'king' pattern on the forehead! ”

"You mean, I'm a tigress? Well? ”

Zheng Yaru said, knocking on the plate with cucumbers, and aiming at a certain part of Zhou Yi's body with malicious intent.

Zhou Yi clamped his legs again and surrendered instantly: "What's the name of this dish?" It's verdant, it's so beautiful. What a skillful hand it takes to make such an ingenious delicacy! ”

"You've gotten through!" Zheng Yaru said and stroked her long hair behind her back, leaving Zhou Yi with a graceful back.

However, when Zheng Yaru walked to the kitchen door, she knocked on the door a few times, and waited for more than ten seconds before pulling the door open and walking out.

"Really give those two lewd men and women face!"

Zhou Yi sighed and shook his head, aiming at the cucumber on the plate that was arranged like a green dragon, ready to pinch a slice and taste it.

"What the hell is this?"

Zhou Yi looked at the "cucumber dragon" in his hand, which was connected in a string, and was dumbfounded. (To be continued.) )