Chapter 29 Commissions
I waited for my junior brother to continue, but after waiting for a long time, I sat here with him staring at him with big eyes, and I didn't even let out a fart, I hurriedly said, "What did he say?" β
Senior Brother smiled sheepishly: "Senior Brother, haven't you always regarded money as dung? Why do you suddenly care about other people's commissions? β
I was choked by him and my face turned white, this has to be put on hold by others, I will definitely not ask more, money is taboo in any industry, but now it is a cold bench, then the situation is very different. First of all, he is an old school, although the old school and our new school are the same mother, but until now, they are tall, short, fat and thin, and they are estimated to not even know their own mothers when they meet, and the standard of commission is even more difficult to say. Second, although I don't have much contact with my peers, I have a very strong intuition, even if the skill of the cold bench is not the first or second, it is at least the third or fourth among the errand runners. I said, "Curious, do you want to talk about it?" β
"Hey...... Senior brother, it's okay to say it, but we have to follow the rules. How can you get this number for a fierce material of this level, right? As he spoke, the junior brother stretched out five fingers. I was stunned: "Fifty thousand? "It's fucking dark, too.
βnonono!β The junior brother shook his index finger, "Five hundred thousand." β
"Ahem......"
"Senior brother, you are also an old expert, this matter can't fool you! Do you still remember when we went back to Guangxi, the number of send-offs, and the people gave us this number (the junior brother stretched out a finger), tsk...... You say this kind of good errand, why haven't you ever encountered it again? Hehe, it's far away, let's talk about this little master, the bad guy is an old school, what does the old school do? It is all enshrined on the altar for our descendants to admire, do you think the price can be low? That can't be decisive, senior brother, or ...... Do you add a little more? β
I held back my anger and smiled: "Add a point? "Hehe," the junior brother nodded, and his heart was full of joy: "Senior brother is really an understanding person!" β
"Add your head!" I reached out and hooked the back of his head for a moment, "You're promising, even Lao Tzu dares to lie, I think you're itchy and itchy!" "As soon as I pressed my thumb on his Tianzhu acupoint a little harder, my junior brother grinned in pain.
"Teacher, senior brother, senior brother......" Senior brother shrunk his neck, a little stunned, and shouted: "I was wrong, I was wrong, you ...... You are clever and powerful...... It's all my fucking bullshit, see profit and abandon righteousness...... I don't dare anymore, senior brother, just let me go......"
I was also stunned for a moment, and my hand unconsciously loosened my strength, the deception I was referring to was not this matter, but the matter of blood poisoning people. Just now, when I was angry, I blurted out, I didn't expect my junior brother to even blame me for the commission? This kid is clearly underwhelmed! But think about it, how can a person like a cold bench easily expose his market value, which is not sure to destroy social harmony.
"Damn, if you use this trick every time, you can't change it to a fresh one...... What kind of eighteen martial arts do you have next time, let's use them together, and don't blame me for fighting back when the time comes. The junior brother rubbed the back of his neck with one hand and blocked his chest with the other, probably really scared.
I gave him a blank look: "What the hell did he say?" β
The junior brother snorted, rubbed his neck, and said, "What kind of person do you say this little master is?" Say that he is as cold as a block of ice, but he will not die without help, but if you want him to open his mouth, he is even more difficult than Zhu Bajie to marry a daughter-in-law, but guess what, brother, heh, he can actually tell cold jokes! β
Hey, this is quite new, I just heard the junior brother continue: "Didn't I ask him how much the commission was, but he suddenly looked at me cautiously, and asked in a low voice, 'Can you keep it a secret?' As soon as I heard it, hey, there's a fucking door! Immediately made a poisonous oath that he could keep it secret, and the little master smiled and said to me, 'He can too.' "Hey, senior brother, are you angry or not? Why didn't I find the little master so humorous before? β
I snorted and laughed, I really didn't expect the cold bench to have such a humorous side, but maybe the junior brother added a little more to it: "It's quite humorous, so what about later, how did you get back here?" β
"Actually, I don't know what happened later, we walked against the wall for a while, and the river came to an end, and the little master looked up and found a black hole at the mouth of the well, so he asked me to touch the mud at the bottom of the river. I thought of the ghost monkey we saw on the map before, so I asked the little master if the place where the books were stored had arrived? The junior brother paused, glanced at the cold bench, and then said: "Senior brother, you also know that the little master has a very strict mouth, if he doesn't want to say that it is useless for you to ask the heavens." β
I nodded, and I felt the same way: "So, he didn't tell you?" β
βBingoοΌβ The junior brother snapped his fingers, "But the look in his eyes at that time was clearly saying, 'Comrade Duier, why are you so smart!'" You must be the reincarnation of Comrade Jiang Ziya, pinch your fingers, and you will know how much the market is up and down today! ββ
"Don't interrupt!" I said anxiously," I continued. "It's gone." The junior brother took a sip of water, shrugged his shoulders, and said.
I was stunned: "...... What's missing? β
The junior brother sighed, clasped his arms in his hands, and seemed to be very disdainful to explain to me: "It's gone, it's just that after we climbed up, we met you, senior brother, and you know what happened next." After saying that, the junior shrugged his shoulders again, probably doubting my IQ.
"That's weird...... "I don't bother to pay attention to him, the more I think about it, the more I feel that something is wrong, these things that the junior brother said, how can I still think it is reasonable to hear it, but it can't stand scrutiny, for example, the junior brother concluded that he was a blood poison person because he was carrying poisonous blood on the cold bench, but this poisonous blood came from his skill in using poison, which contradicted the poisoning in the crescent moon cave and the tunnel under the mouth of the stone monkey before the cold bench; For example, with Leng Bench's familiarity with the map, there was no reason why he would take his junior brother down the wrong path, since both of them were painted with mud, it must have its usefulness, but obviously, not now.
"It's easy!" After listening to my analysis, the junior brother said, "First, the little master's blood must be blood, and of course his identity is a blood poisoner, as for the craftsmanship...... Maybe I'm mistaken, and when he wakes up in a while, you can ask him. This second one is even better, brother, look. As he spoke, the junior brother stretched out his hand and pointed to the top of his head, I looked up, and I was startled, damn, why did all these red blind people gather on my side? There are few one or two on the top of the junior brother's head, and the cold bench is even more desperate, not one, damn it, this persimmon is still picking up raw pinching?
"Senior brother, don't worry, if they can't be called, they won't have attack power." My brother comforted me, then picked up the wet wipes on the ground where he was wiping the mud, put the muddy side up, and put it on my head, and motioned for me to continue to look up, only to see that the red blind man gradually began to ram his head, and in less than two or three minutes, he flew away a little half.
"It's the temperature, they are blind, but they can judge the direction according to the body temperature of the person, which may be the purpose of the little master to ask me to paint mud." The junior brother explained.
I couldn't help but nodded, but I still vaguely felt that something was wrong, what was it, what was wrong, it was clear that something was wrong......
"Senior brother, have you made the same mistake again? What are you thinking about this thing that has a cause and an effect? The junior brother patted me on the shoulder, "You, you should relax and relax, don't think so much, there is a little master in everything." β
When he said this, I was really relieved, yes, there was a cold bench this time, perhaps, I was really too nervous...... The junior brother handed me a bottle of water, and took out some compressed biscuits, as soon as I saw what I was eating, I realized that I was really hungry, and my stomach was grunting, especially loud, and the junior brother smiled: "Senior brother, you haven't eaten for a few days?" The third uncle, they still abuse the prisoners of war? β
I blushed, took the biscuits, just took a bite, I felt that it was so dry, the whole was blocked in my throat, it was better than the prisoner of war camp, seeing that the junior brother was also eating hard, I wanted to blush him: "Don't say it, in the third master's uncle, there is meat to eat, and there is no heavy one, what sardines, sauced beef, chicken feet with phoenix pepper ......"
"Stop, stop...... Senior brother, who are you hiding your anger, this bird's skin has been blown by you, flying in the sky! You have to deserve it, look down on the coarse tea and light rice of the revolutionary comrades, and pay me back! As I spoke, my junior brother came to snatch the biscuits in my hand, and I quickly withdrew my hand and said with a smile: "Adapt measures to local conditions and follow local customs." β
The junior brother glanced at me, probably hungry, too lazy to interrupt me, also put away his hand, and began to eat biscuits, I said: "However, I really didn't brag, if I didn't see it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it, the third uncle, this old guy is a grandfather, his mouth is very picky, it's not that ordinary families really can't afford to serve." The first meal of canned sardine meat with fresh milk, the second meal of sauced beef with daughter red, and the third meal was even more absolute, and Liuzi took a beef tongue directly from the bag...... Hey, it's a pity that the third master was scolding me so badly at that time, I didn't have that blessing......"
The junior brother snorted from his nose, this time he probably believed it, and scolded: "His grandfather's, the big family and the big business didn't let this old man lose so much, and he was not afraid of dying if he ate so much a day." β
"Ahem...... I also use you to say that the third master is very good, one meal a day, and three whole days. I remembered the smell of meat and stuffed the compressed biscuit again, stark to the fucking stark.
At this time, a voice suddenly came from behind, which frightened me and my junior brother for a moment, only to find that the cold bench had woken up.