"Senior brother...... Senior brother? The junior brother's hand shook in front of my eyes, "What's wrong with you, why are you stunned?" Then I retracted my thoughts: "It's okay, I remember, you go on." ”

The junior brother glanced at the cold bench again, suddenly attached to my ear, and said in a suppressed voice: "I suspect that this little master is a blood poisoner." ”

I was stunned: "No......" I also turned my head to look at the cold bench, although his temper is a little weird, not easy to get along with, but no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a lone star.

"How not?" The junior brother sat back again, and while paying attention to the movement of the cold bench, he still suppressed his voice: "Senior brother, then you still remember the blood, right?" It can be both poisonous and poisonous, you see. As he spoke, the junior brother rolled up the sleeve of his left hand, revealing a small brown hole thick with chopsticks, my eyelids jumped, and I couldn't help but sweat all over my body, this wound I was too fucking kind, and there was also one on the calf of my right leg, but it was three times the size of the junior brother.

I looked at the color of the wound again, although the surrounding circle was a little black, and there were already circles of scabs, but the blood film in the center of the wound was bright red, which proved that the snake venom had been resolved, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly remembered Qiao Fuzi's words "Other people were bitten by it like this, and they burped in less than three seconds", so I asked my junior brother: "How did you solve this poison?" ”

"Well, that's a long story." As he spoke, the junior brother lowered his sleeves: "Senior brother, listen to me slowly." ”

It turned out that at that time, after the junior and younger brothers found "me" in the underground river, they did not see the flaws of "me", and did not immediately set off with "me", the cold bench pulled two ropes about one meter wide in parallel on the walls on both sides of the river, and put "me" on the side close to them, and then did a preliminary examination of "me", and after making sure that "me" was not drowning or injured, just like us at that time, I fell into confusion.

"Why do you say...... This person who doesn't seem to have any problems at all will be fucking unconscious? It's like a vegetative person......" said, and the junior brother suddenly felt excited, "Damn, it can't be the senior brother's head, it's really broken, right?" Hurriedly grabbed the dagger on the wall with one hand and groped it towards "my" head with the other.

The cold bench shook his head slightly: "I have checked, and there are no traces of a blow to the head." ”

Sure enough, the junior brother didn't touch anything, and thought: "Since the head is not damaged and the body is not injured, it is impossible to be poisoned...... Could it be that my brother is too tired and asleep? ”

Leng Bench glanced at him, probably thinking that the junior brother should not be joking at this time, but the junior brother became more and more serious, for fear that the cold bench would not believe him: "Hey, little master, don't believe it!" You also know that you are so damn worried about our work, every time I take a job, at least one or two days, at most ten days and half a month, one night at a time, I can't sleep well, I can't eat well, you see, until now, my dark circles are in good spirits...... But my brother is different, his life is good, his ability to sleep is better than using poison, as soon as his eyelids are closed and opened, the sky will be bright! Once we went to Shanxi, Ya's side was blowing coal, so that the bed board at night was like sitting in a tank, stunned to let the master and I stare at the dry sit all night, and the next day to call the senior brother to get up, guess what, I saw the senior brother wrapped in a quilt from the floor up, and asked me why I didn't tell him when I changed the hotel? The junior brother smacked his lips as he spoke, "Little master, you said that my senior brother is like this, why can't he sleep?" I see that he fell asleep. ”

Hearing what the junior brother said, the cold bench probably believed it a little: "That...... How do you wake him up? The junior brother looked at "me" and shook his head: "There is a way, but there is ...... Forget it, little master, let's do it. ”

The cold bench probably had a bad premonition, glanced at his junior brother, and said coldly: "What are you doing?" ”

The junior brother shrugged his shoulders helplessly: "There is only one way to wake up my senior brother - kiss him." (I must solemnly state this, I just hate people touching me, I wake up as soon as my body touches me, there is no need to use kisses...... ）

The cold bench stiffened his back and almost fell off the wall, and the junior brother hurriedly said: "Don't think about it, my senior brother is not that kind of person, oh yes, I am not either." However, this is indeed the only way, little master, or ...... You're going to sacrifice it? ”

The cold bench's face darkened: "You go." ”

"Me? I can't do it, I grew up with my brother when I was a child, it's so familiar, it smells the same, and it's useless to kiss it. As he spoke, the junior brother stretched out his tongue and licked his mouth eroticly at the cold bench, "But you're different, little master, you're fresh." At this moment, the cold bench suddenly pressed the shoulders of the junior brother and pressed down on the face of "me", and the junior brother's mouth was almost attached to the mouth of "my".

"Wait...... Wait a minute! The junior brother suddenly shouted, "He's not my senior brother!" ”

As soon as the cold bench hand was pulled, the junior brother almost stopped close to "my" mouth, "Quick, pull me up!" The junior brother shouted in a hurry.

The cold bench pulled him up suspiciously, and when he saw that his junior brother first breathed a big sigh of relief, he said indifferently: "My senior brother sleeps and never snores......"

The cold bench looked at "me", and sure enough, he saw that "I" opened and closed his mouth slightly, blowing outward. Seeing that he was looking at him intently, the junior brother held the dagger on the wall with one hand, and quietly reached behind the cold bench with the other, and was thinking about treating him in the same way, but suddenly, the cold bench pulled off the dagger on the wall and stabbed at "me" suddenly, so frightened that the junior brother shouted: "Little master, what are you doing!" ”

"Since he is not your senior brother, he is either a friend or an enemy if he dresses up as your senior brother." The cold bench said coldly.

"Little master, calm down...... In fact, a person who does not snore is also likely to snore if he is extremely tired...... You, don't be impulsive, in case he really wants to be me-" Before the senior brother finished speaking, the cold bench dagger was raised, aimed at "my" throat and stabbed down, the junior brother was shocked, and hurriedly pulled out the dagger on the wall to block it, but it was blocked, "Little master, you ......" The senior brother almost couldn't believe his eyes, the cold bench actually took the dagger and made a long cut on his index finger, and the blood immediately gushed out, and the cold bench held the rope with his other hand, and put his finger on the mouth of "my", and soon, the blood flowed. I'm dripping with my open lips.

Only then did the junior brother realize that he had nothing to support, his body staggered forward, and he almost fell into the water, and he grabbed the rope in a hurry, stared at the fingers of the cold bench and said, "Little master, what are you doing?" Your sacrifice is meaningless, and it must be kissed to be effective. Seeing that the cold bench was ignored, the junior brother shook his head helplessly, and sighed: "Hey...... How else to say that my brother has a good life, when he was a child, the girl who sold sugar gourds on the street liked him, and sent him sugar gourds to eat every day, this gift is more than ten years, and we have to pay for it! Later, when he went to college in another place, his brother always wanted to study medicine, but according to his grades, he couldn't go to a prestigious school. Later, during the summer vacation of my junior year, the two of us went to get a driver's license together, and it took me nearly two months, which is already the fastest among novices, but my brother is even better, and I got the license in 40 days, I know why not? Ay...... It's all tears of shame, the female examiner has a fucking crush on him, Koko releases water, don't you know, little master, even now, no one dares to sit in my brother's car...... "The more the junior brother said, the heavier the fake crying became, "Tell me about you...... You bleed him again, can the fuck cure snoring? Actually, I'm snoring too, why don't you give me some too? ”

The cold bench hand suddenly exerted force, the blood no longer fell drop by drop, began to merge into a small stream of water, flowing into the mouth of "my", the junior brother saw that everyone was stunned, thinking that this cold bench is also a book, good things are better to leave him a little, all the fucking cheap me, it's just that, it's better to do it yourself, have enough food and clothing.

Thinking about it, the junior brother quietly took out a kettle, and while the attention of the cold bench was all on "me", he quickly stretched out his arm and sent the kettle to the side of "my"'s mouth...... Oops! At this time, the arm of the junior brother holding the kettle suddenly trembled, as if he had been pricked by something, and it hurt terribly! Turning my head to see it, damn, was it actually bitten by "me", or is it an arm-thick fang?!

The cold bench reacted the fastest, grabbed the junior brother's arm with one hand and pushed it back, the junior brother came out, held the dagger with one hand and stabbed it violently at the neck of "me", and in an instant, dark brown blood spurted out, and the junior brother just wanted to shout "Don't", glaring at it, God, is this still "me"?

I saw that "my" body began to expand rapidly, the legs stretched longer and longer, and the part that hung into the water had turned into a dark green snake's tail, and the head was not in shape, and black scales were gradually revealing under the yellow skin. When the junior brother hit a tooth, his heart beat so much that he almost shook him out of the wall, and he hurriedly plunged the dagger into the crack of the brick, which was barely stable, and when he looked at it again, the beads of "my" eyes had cracked the eye sockets, and jumped out completely, and the black pupils swallowed the whites of the surrounding eyes little by little, until they became a black bead the size of a lantern, and then in a blink of an eye, there was a brownish yellow one in the middle of the black eyeballs, only one-fifth the size of the eyeballs, the two ends were thin and thick in the middle, and the shape was like a shuttle, and the scalp of the person was numb. The younger brother couldn't help swallowing and spitting, and the ground suddenly darkened in front of him, and people just wanted to plant in the river.

The cold bench hurriedly supported him, the dagger quickly slashed on his palm, clenched it into a fist, and dripped it on the wound of his junior brother, and when the black blood in the wound was vomited clean and began to burst out of the red blood, the cold bench took out a tube of bandages and skillfully began to bandage it. The junior brother looked at it and smiled weakly: "Little master, your blood is almost catching up with my senior brother...... Isn't it your craft...... It's also poisonous, right? As he spoke, he looked at the black scales on the snake's head again: "With just one finger, you can poison such a big poisonous snake...... Even my senior brother doesn't dare to pack a ticket to do it, little master, you are in your ...... In the division, the commission must be the highest, right? ”

The cold bench bandaged himself and said, "What commission?" ”

"It's just the errand fee...... Little master, how much do you charge for this work? ”