Chapter 22: Uncle
CHAPTER XXII
"Uncle Xiao will not be discharged from the army for several years, Nannan has to think about it." Grandma smiled and said to Xie Yinan.
The youngest son is always a treasure to his mother, and the same is true for his uncle. But there are so many sons, only the little uncle is bent on joining the army, and the grandmother cries and cries, and makes trouble, but it can't make the little uncle change his mind. In desperation, I had to send my uncle to join the army.
From the third year of junior high school graduation to now, three years have passed in the blink of an eye. But the youngest son is still thousands of miles away, and there is no time to return home, and when he thinks of this, his grandmother's heart is gloomy.
Among the three uncles, the eldest uncle is the most proficient, the younger uncle is the most popular with adults, and the fourth uncle has always been very transparent. As soon as Xie Yinan saw his grandmother's expression, he knew that he had picked up a topic that should not be teased, and this sad appearance must be worried about his little uncle.
Grandma, can you not compare this modern People's Liberation Army with the Red Eighth Road of the past? In addition to training and training, it is also training and training in modern times, and even the exercises are empty-packed, what are you worried about?
If you really love to worry, you might as well worry about what will happen to your uncle after he retires from the army, people haven't been discharged from the army, they have been taken by the city's special police team, and people will do a lot of work in the future, and people who don't die don't care about it, you know?
Of course, this qiē has not happened yet, and naturally, Xie Yinan is not good at telling his grandmother.
It's all because Xie Yinan is a demon, which provokes her to dizzy in the head, which will cause her grandmother's sad past. Xie Yinan glared at her brother fiercely, Xie Yinan didn't dare to fight back timidly, and worked harder and harder to beat his mother's back.
"Grandma, don't worry about the little uncle, the little uncle will be back soon." Xie Yinan comforted his grandmother.
"Come back and join the army, that person is not only my son, he already belongs to the country, where can I come back lightly."
Well, the consciousness is quite high, and he is worthy of being a person who has escaped the guns of the devils since he was a child.
"Uncle Xiao is on leave, grandma believes me, Uncle Xiao will come back to see you soon." Xie Yinan didn't open his mouth, his uncle joined the army, and he left for three years and never came back. This year is the first time he has gone home to visit relatives since he joined the army, Xie Yinan remembers that when his uncle came back, he gave an empty bomb to his younger brother, and said that his younger brother is too beautiful, he has no manhood at all, and he has to practice!
So, Xie Yinan lived extremely miserable in the half month that his uncle was at home, however, Xie Yinan was extremely happy, because the little uncle said that Xie Yinan was quiet and skillful, and he looked like a lady, which was very good!
"Okay, grandma listens to Nannan."
Xie Yinan knows that his grandmother doesn't believe it, but it doesn't matter, time will tell. If Xie Yinan's memory is not wrong, the news that the little uncle is going home should come in a few months.
"It's time to eat."
Before I saw him, I listened to his voice first, and my aunt's voice shouted in her voice, which made everyone's sad voice suddenly scream. Xie Yinan's heart was relieved, and the secret path could finally be freed from the sins he had accidentally committed, and he was suddenly looking forward to the figure of his aunt coming out, and the current world Guan Shiyin who saved her from water and fire finally appeared, but this Guanyin Niangniang was not holding a jade bottle with willow branches, but a large pot of braised tofu in oil. That sense of immediacy can freeze you in dog days.
Xie Yinan shook off the goosebumps all over his body, and quickly ran to his aunt's room to find the three brothers of the Zhang family to come out for dinner. The three brothers were completely fascinated by Zhou Xingxing's charm and were intoxicated. Xie Yinan shouted three times in a row, but no one answered.
"Brother, it's time to eat." Xie Yinan leaned close to Zhang Si's ear and shouted violently, the effect was the same as a mine explosion.
"Ahh Zhang Si was really startled, almost jumped up from the chair, and saw that it was Xie Yinan's face that was close, and asked her blankly: "Sister, what's wrong, something's wrong?" ”
"It's time to eat." Rolled his eyes, this is the fifth time, the man's hero complex, it's really unacceptable, Xie Yinan said angrily.
"Oh." Apparently still reluctant. Genius, one day when you think of today's table, I don't know if I will regret it my intestines are blue, Xie Yinan guessed maliciously.
Zhang Si got up, pulled the two brothers who were even more desperate than him to get up, and prepared to go out to eat. Xie Yinan took a look, okay, this little appearance is about to catch up with the heroine and heroine of Aunt Qiong Yao's romance drama.
After thinking about it, anyway, there are many grandfathers' families, and a table must not be arranged, so I just set up a separate table here, although the three brothers of the Zhang family are small guests, but in the end they are all children, and it is not rude to have Xie Yinan with them, and my grandmother should agree to come.
So Xie Yinan told the three brothers of the Zhang family about this idea, which was unanimously enthusiastically recognized. Xie Yinan ran out again to seek his grandmother's approval. If this idea is only aimed at Xie Yinan's sisters and brothers, there will be no room for negotiation, but if there are guests on the left, it will be a different matter.
Sure enough, my grandmother agreed after a little thought, and scolded Xie Yinan with a smile, saying to her: "You little girl has a lot of ghost ideas, I can't see it when I look at it, right, do it, just go back and let your grandfather clean you up." ”
Xie Yinan spat out her grandmother's little fragrant tongue and did not refute her grandmother's words. She knew in her heart that if her grandmother agreed to it, she would definitely not say it in front of her grandfather, such a slap in the face, as shrewd as her grandmother, would never do it.
So, Xie Yinan was relieved and bold to nest in the room with the three brothers of the Zhang family, while watching how Zhou Xingxing showed his might and became a generation of gambling saints, while eating beautifully.
"Sister. I don't want to eat tofu, I want to eat greens. ”
Xie Yinan was very helpless to clip a chopstick green vegetable for Xie Yinan, and glared at him by the way. What a better world the world would be without this heel!
Thinking that there will be a place to use this demon in the future, Xie Yinan gave him another chopsticks and vegetables, hoping that after he ate the vegetables, he would have more brains, and the small zongzi would be a little more qualified, so he would not care about him in general.
"Thank you, sister, the vegetables are delicious, eat more, and look beautiful!"
Xie Yinan looked at the sky speechlessly, could she still count on this demon?
What does a boy want to be so pretty, you are a man, do you know? Your mother and your grandmother quarreled with your dad for your sister and no little **, do you know?
I don't know what to do, go deep, the living can die, and the dead can live. Those who are born and cannot be resurrected, and those who die and cannot be resurrected are not lovely. The love in the dream, why not be true, how can there be few people in the dream in the world?
It will be because of the recommendation of the pillow to become a parent, and those who are to be hung up with a crown are secret, and they are all the remains of the body.
Mr. Tang Xianzu's love poem describing Du Liniang's dream in the Peony Pavilion, Xie Yinan really wants to give it to Xie Yinan at this moment. I especially want to give him this sentence: The living can die, but the dead cannot be resurrected!