Chapter 7: Look down on tech nerds
After all, it's a nursery thing, and it doesn't look like a high-end device like in science fiction, and these two things are similar to the shooters in the video game city in the previous life, but this one is a little more advanced. This is completely operated by hand, and if you are garbage at hand speed, you can only be hanged.
Tang Chengbi looked at the operation instructions very seriously, and then congratulated himself as an otaku who often deals with games, coupled with the excellent hand speed that he has practiced by typing codes and being single for twenty years...... You should be able to play a game, right?
Thinking of this, Tang Chengbi's mood was still a little excited.
He'd seen it so many times in science fiction before, and now he can finally try it himself?
Via pouted dissatisfiedly beside him, "Hurry, hurry." ”
Tang Chengbi chose to confirm the start.
A magnificent BGM came into the headset, first a starry sky, and then a mecha appeared in the middle, and Tang Chengbi could choose a mecha from it. These mecha are a few popular popular models at the moment.
The corners of Tang Chengbi's mouth twitched, feeling worried about the aesthetics of this game's design.
This picture is so similar to when Saint Seiya fights! It's still like when a beautiful girl transforms!
Tang Chengbi was not familiar with these mechas, so he adhered to the same mood as playing games and choosing characters, and chose one at random. The blue body looks a bit like the Energy Angel R3 in Gundam.
After Tang Chengbi docked with Via next door, the screen immediately showed that he had entered the battle.
Via was thrilled, he seemed to enjoy a game like this.
Could it be that mentally handicapped children are so talented?
Tang Chengbi turned his head and glanced at Via, the guy's delicate face was slightly wrinkled, but his eyes were a little ruthless, as if the black screen opposite hid his undying enemy.
At this time, a sharp voice suddenly sounded in Tang Chengbi's headphones, and he quickly turned his head, only to see his mecha hitting the street.
Tang Chengbi opened his mouth, he was not prepared at all, he was killed by one blow like this, is there any mistake?
Via turned his head, his mouth pursed, and his face was clearly dissatisfied, "You, no, no, be serious." ”
The most taboo thing for men is that someone says no, Tang Chengbi's serious energy came up again, he pursed his lips tightly, and his eyes were fixed on the screen in front of him. He didn't know much about the mecha skills, he only knew how to combine the amplified moves. Tang Chengbi, who had never touched this thing at all, was on it again.
Via showed a slightly fierce expression again, he hunched his back slightly, his right hand tightly squeezed the handle, and his left hand moved quickly. Only this time, Tang Chengbi didn't dare to waste time at all and turned his head to glance at Wei beside him.
The other party was manipulating a yellow mecha, and when the two mecha stood in a ring, Tang Chengbi inexplicably felt a fire. Then the other side shot ...... Bombed off Tang Chengbi's ignition.
…… It's too, too fast, isn't it? Tang Chengbi was stunned again.
He didn't have any psychological expectations, and he was blown away by Via, because he didn't even have time to do the protective posture, and his mecha fell under the ring.
It's too embarrassing to fly!
Tang Chengbi was unwilling, "Come again." ”
Via raised her mouth a little unpleasantly, "You can't, you can't." ”
The expression on Tang Chengbi's face disappeared instantly, he forced himself to calm down, logged in again, and restarted, looking like the hand speed of choosing "OK" was quite fast. This time, Tang Chengbi started to operate with his sixth sense almost at the same time as the screen flashed, and by the time the mecha appeared in the ring, his mecha and Viva's mecha had already collided. Tang Chengbi came up and directly released the big move, but Wei's operation technique was too strong, even if Tang Chengbi's speed was fast, he reacted and quickly blocked Tang Chengbi's attack.
The blue mech looks taller and bigger, as strong as a punch that can knock a yellow mech apart, but no matter how big it is, it's useless.
However, in two rounds, Tang Chengbi didn't have a second chance to amplify his moves, and he was blown away again.
Wei Ya was unhappy, the opponent was too weak, which probably made him feel no pleasure at all, he turned his head and looked at Tang Chengbi steadily, "Let's go catch the chicken." ”
But Tang Chengbi's interest has just been aroused, although he is knocked out every time, he feels that he can save it again, and Wei Ya didn't give him this chance?!!!!
"Again?" Tang Chengbi asked unwillingly. This is not scientific! Viva's operation is too unnatural, is this a mentally retarded child or a gifted child? Or will people be so powerful in the future? Tang Chengbi felt more and more that he could only be a dead house in the future.
Wei Ya reluctantly agreed, he tilted his head slightly, and said to Tang Chengbi: "Then you have to play with me to catch chickens." ”
Tang Chengbi gritted his teeth, "Okay." "I've already lost face once anyway, and it's not a big deal to lose it again.
Via then moved his ass and sat back.
Tang Chengbi glanced at the screen, his fingers moved slightly, and he couldn't help but play some tricks. Because this machine doesn't look very advanced, he tried to modify the code of the machine qì in an ancient way, changing the above operation mode to a mode he is more accustomed to, just like an ordinary online game he played in his previous life. Maybe his hand speed is not very fast when he drives the mecha, but when he codes, his hand speed is very fast. By the time Via got back on board, he had already done it.
Tang Chengbi breathed a sigh of relief, he wiped the sweat on his forehead that was not there at all, and devoted himself to the game. Or the sixth sense comes first, and then the fingers work quickly. First show your fighting skills, a set of fancy combination punches, just like fighting bosses in online games, crush the yellow mecha in a particularly simple way, and then take advantage of the opponent's confusion to get on the particle cannon, and brutally and directly bombard the opponent twice. It was about that Tang Chengbi's progress was too fast, and the other party couldn't adapt to it all of a sudden, and when he stood in place in a daze, Tang Chengbi threw the yellow mecha to the ground, and then relied on the blue mecha to be stronger, and directly carried the yellow mecha and flew out......
Sou!
Tang Chengbi felt that his heart was suddenly turned upside down.
Let Lao Tzu fly so many times, this time I finally let you fly.
There was a victory prompt sound in the headphones, and Tang Chengbi's face was full of smiles.
Makes you look down on tech nerds, huh! Teach you how to be a man in minutes!
Wei Ya turned his head in a daze, looking at Tang Chengbi's eyes and still a little dazed, "...... You hit me qaq. ”
Tang Chengbi was in a good mood, he stood up and patted Via's shoulder, "Let's go, I'll play games with you." ”
Wei Ya put away his pitiful expression at this time, and instantly followed behind Tang Chengbi with a stupid smile and walked out together. Tang Chengbi stepped out and bumped into the man by the door. Tang Chengbi happened to hit the other party's chest, hehe, it's so hard! Tang Chengbi snorted in pain, feeling that his forehead had to bulge. He looked up unhappily, but saw that it was Lu Yi, who was much taller than him, wearing a military uniform, who was originally peeping at the door, but he happened to be bumped into by Tang Chengbi.
In order to hide his idiot side, Admiral Lu hurriedly dodged back, but was blocked by the threshold, and it happened that Tang Chengbi also came out at this time, so the two collided.
Via clapped his hands happily next to him, "Stupid, stupid......"
it? Who is the idiot? Tang Chengbi turned his head and rolled his eyes at Wei.
Lu Yi's cold gaze swept over Via, and Via immediately shrunk his neck, even if it mattered, he even raised his hand to cover his face, "Boom, I'm so afraid!" He walked away with his long legs twisting his waist, which was not thin at all.
Tang Chengbi: "......" is too different from the painting style of the game just now, and he can't accept it.
Lu Yi didn't like Tang Chengbi's eyes on Via's body very much, so he decided to reach out and grab Tang Chengbi's hooves and take him out, "Do you want to go back early today?" Lu Yi asked. He got off work very early today, because he had already readily rejected the emperor's majesty, and before the emperor became angry, he also took a love leave in time. Oh, why is love leave not sick leave? Because he has been a bachelor for fifty years, His Majesty the Emperor is also very concerned about his love status. Instead, it's sick leave...... Who believes that Lu Yi will get sick?
Tang Chengbi yawned, "Okay." "I was too focused with my brain just now, and I was sleepy in my heart. I don't know if this body is too wasteful, he feels lazy every day, and he can't lift his energy.
Lu Yi looked at his yawning appearance, and his heart was a little unbearable. It's like a cat's paw, scratching lightly, scratching again. Ahhhh It looked like the soft-haired beast he had seen on planet A. That kind of young beast yawning is so cute!
Tang Chengbi was furry by Lu Yi's gaze, and he couldn't help asking, "Do I have eye feces on my face?" ”
Lu Yi unconsciously raised his hand and touched the corner of Tang Chengbi's eyes, and said seriously: "No." ”
Tang Chengbi is really a little drunk. With a serious face, and then touching his eye droppings, Tang Chengbi was so frightened that he dozed off and flew away.
After a while, Via ran back again, he trotted forward, looked at Lu Yi's cold gaze as nothing, and then hugged Tang Chengbi's waist, "Ma Ma, you have to protect, the eagle is coming to catch me." ”
this sense of substitution? Are you going to treat yourself like a chick so soon? And who's the hell you're numb!
Lu Yi looked at Via, his brain twitched, and he said sullenly, "Call Dad." ”
Tang Chengbi was dumbfounded.jpg
But Via was stupid and screamed, "Dad." ”
Admiral Lu squinted, feeling a little inexplicably cool in his heart.
And Tang Chengbi is already not good.
How does he feel that the world is full of neuropaths? So is it normal for him to be alone?
Although Wei Ya called Dad, Lu Yi still rejected him, so Lu Yi turned around and faintly blocked Wei Ya's figure, Lu Yi said to Tang Chengbi very seriously: "Learn mecha, you can find me." "It's no problem to teach by hand! Thinking of this, Lu Yi felt that there was a fire burning in his heart, which was probably a feeling called excitement, right?
Tang Chengbi's eyes lit up, although Lu Yi is more neurotic, but in some things, he is really reliable!
"Okay, will you go back and teach me? By the way, I feel like I can leave this place. Tang Chengbi pointed to the ground under his feet.
Without waiting for Lu Yi to answer him, Wei Ya's eyes were already wide and he stopped doing it, "No, no, no, don't go!" Wei Ya knelt down with his legs and hugged Tang Chengbi's thighs like this, and his head once again pressed against Tang Chengbi's crotch.
again?! Tang Chengbi Sparta.
and take advantage of my idol! Lu Yi's eyes were also cold.