Chapter 6: Who Moved My Panties
When Tang Chengbi left, the handsome young man squatted at the door of the nursery school with the principal's thick legs, a bit like an abandoned little animal, uh, but in Tang Chengbi's eyes, it looked more like a forced laborer waiting to be taken away with a sign of "3,000 can be taken away, eat less than chickens, and do more than cows" in front of the talent market.
Waiting for the flying machine, Lu Yi frowned slightly, as if he was thinking about something that was difficult to decide.
Tang Chengbi was in a good mood now, so he asked curiously, "What's wrong?" ”
"Nothing." Lu Yi was absent-minded.
Lu Yi made up his mind that the next day he must resolutely oppose His Majesty's expedition. After all, what should I do if I followed Majesty Xià and pestered my idol to play games with that little white face?
Lu Yi is still quite crisis-conscious.
Tang Chengbi originally asked casually, but since Lu Yi didn't answer, he didn't take it to heart. The aircraft drove on the road, and Tang Chengbi inadvertently caught a glimpse of a pedestrian on the side of the road.
A tall man with a real inflatable doll in his arms, the doll can move and talk to him. Tang Chengbi shuddered unconsciously. Should he be grateful to Lu Yi for treating him as a person, instead of holding him wherever he goes?
Lu Yi noticed his gaze and immediately explained, "It's actually a combination of artificial intelligence and sex toys. "He is the only one who can talk about sex toys so plainly with a blank face.
Tang Chengbi retracted his gaze, "Let's go." ”
Hearing the word "we", Lu Yi's mood rose by five points.
After returning to the General's Mansion, Lu Yi went to take a bath, and Tang Chengbi sat for a while, always feeling that something was wrong. When Lu Yi came out of the bathroom neatly dressed, Tang Chengbi reacted suddenly, Wucao, he hasn't taken a shower since he woke up......
"Can I take a shower?" The more he thought about it, the more unbearable Tang Chengbi felt.
Lu Yi thought back to the manual, there didn't seem to be this article on it, he took Tang Chengbi into the bathroom, explained to him carefully how to use the items inside, and then he went to find clothes for Tang Chengbi.
Lu Yi's way of raising Tang Chengbi is a bit like raising SD dolls, since placing an order on the black market, Lu Yi has been crazy to buy and buy, and has prepared a lot of sets of clothes for Tang Chengbi, various styles, pure, abstinent, cute, cold, dark...... It's enough for him to have a drag show.
Tang Chengbi is still wearing the clothes he gave when he "left the factory", which is said to be a style that has been restored from ancient times.
Tang Chengbi doesn't know how many times he has complained.
Oh, restored from the ancient earth, it is the former Chinese college uniform, think about that painting style, hehe, it's so beautiful!
(╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻ The soil can't even be seen, okay?)
There are still some benefits to being reborn in the future, such as automatic water temperature, massager in the bathroom, sauna and so on...... It's still cool to think about. But Tang Chengbi was worried that his broken body would be accidentally steamed, so he just washed it with the shower.
After washing, Tang Chengbi was dried in a second, he stood in the bathroom naked, and the big mirror in the bathroom reflected his figure, I have to say that the proportions of this body are not bad, but there are no muscles. Thinking of this, Tang Chengbi misses the muscles he worked hard to maintain in the gym in his previous life.
He touched his belly as he raised his hand to touch his bathrobe.
Well? What about bathrobes?
Thinking that when Lu Yi came out just now, he was neatly dressed, Tang Chengbi walked through the entire bathroom, but he didn't find any clothes.
He opened the bathroom door, covered the bird with a towel, and walked out.
Although in his previous life, he was influenced by the *frequency editor next door, and he has a fairly in-depth understanding of men, but his thinking is still straight men's thinking, so he didn't expect that a man was seen by another man*What's the big deal.
Tang Chengbi swept left and right, but couldn't see Lu Yi's figure, he had to look for it from room to room, just when he found Lu Yi's bedroom, Tang Chengbi pushed the door open and went in, Lu Yi was holding the clothes he had found in his hand.
"Thank you." Tang Chengbi walked over, thanked him like a stream, and then reached out to take the clothes from Lu Yi's hand.
Lu Yi's limbs were a little stiff.
He watched Tang Chengbi's body sway in front of him, and Lu Yi suddenly felt that his nose was a little itchy. Lu Yi is no longer surprised, someone has done Cheng Bi's temptation to edit videos on the Internet before, and every time he watches it, his nose will itch once.
Lu Yi grabbed the thing in his hand in a daze and covered his nose.
It's too embarrassing to have a nosebleed in front of an idol, no matter how you think about it!
Tang Chengbi glanced at him inexplicably, took over the other clothes from Lu Yi's hands, and then Tang Chengbi turned around and went to the next compartment to change clothes.
Flip, flip, flip......
Hey?
What about panties?
Didn't Lu Yi prepare underwear for him?
Or is it the tradition of the Gamma Empire that everyone doesn't wear underwear?
Tang Chengbi crossed a black line on his face, quickly put on the towel again, opened the door and walked out, "Well, my underwear didn't give me ...... Is it? The expression on Tang Chengbi's face suddenly froze.
He stared dumbfounded at the mass of white textiles that Lu Yi covered his face.
That......
No...... Panty?
Lu Yi is really perverted! Tang Chengbi opened his mouth, and his throat suddenly became dry, "What's that...... What are you taking...... My panties? ”
Lu Yi seemed to have been struck by a thunderbolt, and he looked down silently.
On the white fabric, a few bits of scarlet, it couldn't be more obvious.
The general, who can react quickly on the battlefield and can kill the enemy in seconds, is a little unable to turn his brain at this time. What to do, ahh......h What to do, what to do, what to do? Ask Wayne if there will be a way? Will the adjutant have a way? Will there be a way for the Emperor's Majesty?
His mind was filled with all kinds of thoughts, but Lu Yi still maintained a mysterious calmness on the surface.
Lu Yi was so calm, Tang Chengbi didn't want to be too excited, he also pretended to be calm and stretched out his hand to Lu Yi, "Hmm...... Can I get my underwear? ”
Lu Yi was like suddenly being electrified, and there was a movement in his hand.
If there was a commentator around at this time, he would have said, "Now we can see that the land will take full advantage of his super high hand speed, oh look, he grabbed his underwear, rubbed it, oh!" He put in his trousers! Oh, he was so fast that he left only an afterimage...... Shadow...... Shadow ......"
Tang Chengbi: "......" Is this planning not to give him underwear? He doesn't want to be a gentleman at all, right?
But fortunately, Lu Yi didn't get sick enough to be that kind of Cheng dù, he turned around and got a new pair of underwear and handed it to Tang Chengbi.
Tang Chengbi spread it out and saw that there were cow patterns on it.
Tang Chengbi really felt heartbroken for Admiral Lu's aesthetics.
However, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and it is good to have them. Tang Chengbi quickly went to change his clothes, and when he came out, Lu Yi disappeared again.
Could it be that this facial paralyzed general finally knows shame?
Tang Chengbi walked out of the bedroom and prepared to go to the bathroom to collect the dirty clothes he had changed. But he soon realized how naïve he was.
When he pushed open the bathroom door, Lu Yi was folding his clothes, which was about a good habit developed in the army, so he folded them exceptionally neatly, but he picked up Tang Chengbi's underwear and stared at it for a long time......
Tang Chengbi couldn't stand it anymore, stepped forward quickly, and grabbed the underwear in Lu Yi's hand, "This ...... Where to wash? ”
Lu Yi stood up, "There are housekeeping machines. With that, he took Tang Chengbi over.
Tang Chengbi breathed a sigh of relief.
To say that Lu Yi is also very innocent, he originally didn't have this habit, but there are all kinds of messy remarks on the Skynet, he swipes the Internet every day, and he sees a lot of shouting to Chengbi "Male god, I want to give you a monkey", "Ask the male god underwear", "Ahhhh......h Statements like that.
Lu Yi felt that the bare brain screen didn't taste good when it was licked.
What is a monkey, he won't, although he is an ape-human evolved species, he can't give birth to monkeys.
Then the underwear is left to collect...... Lu Yi doesn't have this very perverted consciousness at all.
Lu Yi continued to be foolish in silence, and Tang Chengbi's impression of Lu Yi in his mind was like a wild horse that had escaped from the leash, galloping away in a strange direction, never to come back......
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It's a cloudy day.
Tang Chengbi sat in the classroom, turning out his book as usual and preparing to read it. The little girl Lin Nina was squirming not far away, and seemed to want to find Tang Chengbi to play with her, but she didn't dare to take the initiative to disturb Tang Chengbi, with her young thinking, she could probably understand that Tang Chengbi was doing something very important now, and if she passed, this good-looking adult might hate her because of this.
Tang Chengbi pretended not to see Lin Nina's gaze, and cast all his focused eyes on the light screen in front of him.
"Monster, monster......" Via's weak voice sounded on the side.
Tang Chengbi turned his head to look over, and Wei Ya hugged his knees, squatting there, looking at him with clear eyes. Via's hair was a bit messy and sandy on it. Tang Chengbi knew that it might have been left by Wei Ya who was rolling outside just now.
"Play, play." Via pointed in one direction.
It's an outdoor playground with all kinds of advanced facilities, and the bears here are very strong, although they are young, but they are like fish in water when they play these rides that adults may not be able to control in their previous lives.
Tang Chengbi didn't plan to mix in with a group of children again and play a childish game again.
"No, I'm going to read, Via is going to play with Nina." Tang Chengbi was relatively patient in a rare tone, and after speaking, he lowered his head and continued to do his own thing.
Via glared angrily, started with both hands, hugged Tang Chengbi's legs, and then ...... His head was placed between Tang Chengbi's legs again, and he also raised his head and looked at Tang Chengbi innocently.
Tang Chengbi's heart was a dog at that moment, and he was really worried that if he didn't agree, Wei Ya would hit himself with his headbutt.
"You...... What do you want to play? Tang Chengbi thought it was a big deal to go back and look at it, and now the knowledge he had learned from the female teacher was almost the same. In two days, he will be able to leave here.
Wei Ya grabbed his hand and jumped to the side with Tang Chengbi.
…… A young man taller than him made Lori jump, the picture is too beautiful.
After being brought over by Wei, Tang Chengbi was stunned.
Instead of taking him to the amusement facilities, he led him to two bulky-looking machines.
Tang Chengbi looked puzzled, is there still whack-a-mole in the future?
"Play this." Via skillfully started the machine.
Words slowly flashed on the black screen.
"Welcome to login, do you want to start manual mech battles?"
……
What's that? Are these two big and bulky things playing mechs?