Teacher: "Students, we are in physics class today, please answer this question. ”

Question: Fill in the correct answer in the () section of the following passage.

"Light is a wave, and it is also ()."

Chu Xuan's answer:

(Particles.) ）

Teacher's comments:

"That's a very good answer."

Zhang Jie's answer:

(Get close to objects that will bounce off.) ）

Teacher's comments:

"Zhang Jie, your answer scared the teacher!"

Luo Yinglong's answer:

(The sword aura emitted by the fairy sword.) ）

Teacher's comments:

"Luo Yinglong, read less Xianxia novels in the future, and give the sword in your hand to the teacher, and come to my office after class."

Zheng Zhe's answer:

(Infinity Blade.) ）

Teacher's comments:

"The teacher also likes to play LOL."

Cheng Xiao's answer:

(It's red, it's blood-red...... I'm sorry, Sakura girl, I was wrong!!!! ）

Teacher's comments:

"The teacher really wants to know what Zhao Yingkong did to Cheng Xiao."

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Teacher: "Now let's start the Chinese lesson, please answer the following questions. ”

Question: Write a proverb that fits the meaning of the sentence.

(1) Failure in one's own specialty project.

(2) One unfortunate thing after another.

Chu Xuan's answer:

"(1) When studying Zheng Zha, he could not completely dissect Zheng Zha."

"(2) Zheng Zhe, who learned that he had been studied, completely destroyed my laboratory."

Teacher's comments:

"Classmate Chu Xuan, remember, don't mess with classmate Zheng Zha. And this doesn't seem to be a proverb, right? ”

Zhang Jie's answer:

"(1) The microphone suddenly broke while singing."

"(2) After the microphone is broken, the speaker is also broken."

Teacher's comments:

"Zhang Jie, can you sing!? And that's not a proverb, right? ”

Zheng Zhe's answer:

"(1) When I was playing LOL, I was calculated by Chu Xuan."

"(2) After playing LOL, Chu Xuan knocked me out and went to study."

Teacher's comments:

"Zheng Zha, don't be spoiled by Chu Xuan. Although the teacher thinks that this is very likely...... And this is not a proverb! ”

Cheng Xiao's answer:

"(1) I was discovered when I went to spy on Sakura's girl."

"(2) After being discovered, Sakura gave me a ...... I'm sorry, Sakura girl, I was wrong!!!! ”

Teacher's comments:

"Zhao Yingkong, remember to dial 120, by the way, dial 110 by the way, let's just say that there is a voyeur here to trouble them to arrest it...... Finally, this is not a proverb! ”

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Teacher: "Now let's go to chemistry class, please answer this question." ”

Question: Please answer the following questions.

Please write the chemical formula of the benzene ring.

Chu Xuan's answer:

[Ｃ６Ｈ６]

Teacher's comments:

"Correct, it's very simple!"

Zhang Jie's answer:

[benzene + ring = benzene ring]

Teacher's comments:

"Classmate, you look down on chemistry, do you?"

Luo Yinglong's answer:

[Ben also]

Teacher's comments:

"Luo Yinglong, wait a minute and come to my office with Zhang Jie."

Zheng Zhe's answer:

[Honno]

Teacher's comments:

"Maybe you can come over with Zhang Jie and Luo Yinglong."

Cheng Xiao's answer:

[Ｃ６Ｈ６]

Teacher's comments:

"That's right, no, classmate Xiao, can you tell the teacher how you got out of prison?"

(Cheng Xiao: Will I tell you that there is someone above me?) ）

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"Upload the text tomorrow, as for Zheng Zha's stalk of playing LOL, please take a look at the first episode of the infinite horror comic version."