My name is Luo Xiaoyu.

I'm sorry to tell you that I crossed over and disappointed those who had been waiting to read my novels, and I'm sorry, but at the same time, I'm finally free from my fucking editors (classmates).

I'm afraid some people will wonder why I said that I crossed over?

The reason is simple, it is because, when I wake up, what I feel is ......

Cold...... Dithering......

Okay, I know this meme has been broken by countless netizens on the infinite post bar, but I still want to say that this is the first feeling I felt after waking up!

Then, I heard a very familiar conversation again.

"Yes, you're the best one of the people who came this time."

"Where is this? Who are you? And why am I here? ”

This kind of dialogue that I don't know how many times I've heard and watched as an infinite fanwriter, I will never forget it! And the dialogue in the second sentence is still said in that very fucked-up pure English, who else is there but Zheng Zha's stupid gap?! At that time, I wanted to complain about why he heard Zhang Jie say in Chinese, "Yes, you are the best quality among the people who came this time." "After that, you'll be able to answer questions in English as if nothing happened!? Is it because of those gringos not far behind Zhang Jie!?

Well, I have to calm down, although I have complained about this matter countless times over the years, but when the truth came, I did not hold back the urge in my heart to say it......

"I said, everyone speaks in Chinese, what are you doing in English? Bullied me for not understanding English? ”

Ouch! Why did I just say the word "calm" in my heart so many times and fed it to the grass mud horse!? Why did I blurt it out anyway!?

"Ahh I'm sorry, I didn't notice, but can you tell me where this is, sister? And who are you? And why am I here? ”

Zheng Zhe seemed to reflect on himself deeply, and felt deep repentance in his heart, and said it again with a very pure Chinese, proving that he had realized his mistake, and I couldn't help but sigh in my heart at this time: "Ah...... What a pure and good girl...... Wait, sister...... Paper? Ouch wait, what did this sister say just now? Sister...... Sister? ”

"Who are you, ahhhhh

I stared at the white shirt and jeans not far in front of me, and the whole body was like a girl in neutral clothes, and the big and bright eyes of this sister paper, and the stupid hair on the black hair that stood up and was obvious, it was really difficult for me to unite this beautiful girl with big boobs who seemed to be a natural nerd and the Zheng orangutan who exploded half the continent in the original book.

"Huh? Me? My name is Zheng Zha, just call me Xiaozha or Zhazi~! ”

Looking at the natural silly girl in front of me waving to herself with a smile and introducing herself, I, Luo Xiaoyu, finally couldn't help the impulse in my heart, and then poured that impulse out of my nostrils, and a bloody liquid gushed out......

"Yay? You've got a nosebleed, are you alright? ”

Of course there is!! I've lived as a virgin for more than ten years, and I can only accompany the five-fingered girl all day long, what a big impact do you think your pure natural temptation is for me!

The black long straight beauty on the side looked at Luo Xiaoyu and Zhazi, who had already started chatting, and could only cough lightly a few times, and then said:

"Come to think of it, it should have everything in your head."

Luo Xiaoyu: "I said Zhazi, are you a female white-collar worker?" ”

Zha Zi (nodding violently): "Yes, yes, yes!" How do you know? ”

Luo Xiaoyu (looking up at the tsundere): "Hmph! I know everything! ”

Zha Zi (eyes shining): "Wow~~!! It's amazing~! ”

The black long straight beauty finally couldn't help it, she raised the desert/eagle in her hand and roared at Luo Xiaoyu and Zhazi:

"I said, are you listening to me?"

Luo Xiaoyu (nodded): "Yes." ”

Zha Zi (nodding): "Do you mean that there are some gods or demons in your mind, and that this is a horror movie or something?" ”

The black long straight beauty looked at the two of them a little stunned and asked, "Aren't you nervous?" ”

Zhazi pointed his finger at the corner of his mouth and asked a little naturally, "Why are you nervous?" ”

Luo Xiaoyu waved his hand indifferently and said: "Treat this as a real movie day trip, but there is no tension at all." ”

The black long straight beauty sneered at Luo Xiaoyu: "If you think so, then I'm sure you will definitely die here!" ”

"Ah, I know." Luo Xiaoyu still waved his hand indifferently and said: "I am already full of despair about the world, and it is nothing for me to die or not." ”

The black long straight beauty was stunned again, this guy ...... Could it be a neuropathy? (Luo Xiaoyu: Hey!! And is it the kind that the spirit is already so low that it can't be lower? (Luo Xiaoyu squatted in the corner of the wall and drew circles: How can you think of me like this...... Draw circles and curse you! ）

The black chief shook his head, and then said to the other people who woke up: "This time it's Resident Evil Part 1, rookies, your luck is really good......"

After the black long straight beauty and the others finished talking a lot of nonsense, Luo Xiaoyu saw that the Zha Zi next to him was still in a daze, and knew that he was in a daze at a glance, so he asked, "Did you understand what she said just now?" ”

As soon as Zha Zi heard Luo Xiaoyu's words, he immediately turned around from a daze and said with a smile: "I didn't understand a word~!" ”

Boy! If you don't understand, you can answer so reasonably, you are also a superb!

The corners of Luo Xiaoyu's eyes twitched, looking at Zha Zi who was shaking his head with a dull hair, and thought of it speechlessly.