In the morning, I dropped my daughter off at school and picked up the phone from Jieyu.

Jie Yu is 24 years old, and I am one year older than her.

We've been together for 14 years, we've slept in the same bed, we've worn each other's clothes, we've quarreled, we've scolded each other, but then there's still no one to separate the two of us, and my dad often says we're good brothers, two colors of super glue.

I said into the phone, "Where are you going?" ”

"Let's go eat!" She replied to me in a tugging manner.

But after eating, we did a particularly stupid thing, and happened to meet a handsome guy in front of the bathroom at the corner of the elevator, the kind that is very handsome, so we both had bad thoughts, and after nodding our heads, we are definitely here to block him.

Jie Yu said: "You are blocked at the door of the bathroom, I am blocked at the elevator entrance, as long as he comes out, we can intercept him." ”

I didn't react for a while, and asked her blankly, "Do I want to lift up my skirt and show my thighs?" ”

Jie Yu instantly became vigilant, I thought she was agreeing with my point of view, but she blurted out: "Say okay first, you will leave him WeChat for a while, and I will leave his number!" ”

"The one, three, five, is mine, and the two, four, six are yours."

"Okay!"

"There's still a day left unused!"

"You can't use it that day, or he'll die of exhaustion."

Just as we were chatting happily, a voice came from behind us: "What does S6 have to do with sleeping?" ”

We looked back in amazement, and the guy was shaking his freshly washed hands, looking at us with confused eyes.

Originally, the bravery that was said to be good was just bragging. Just when we were about to flee in the wilderness, another passage came from behind us: "Gu Ningdai? "When we turned around again, my world was gone.

I saw Ren Xiaotao, I knew this guy when I was 9 years old, and what made my eyes even darker was that the handsome guy we blocked was Ren Xiaotao's driver, and it was 135246, which blocked my old friend's territory.

Just after lunch, before he digested it, he was dragged alive by Ren Xiaotao to the bar he opened, drunk and confused, Ren Xiaotao pointed at my nose and scolded: "Okay, you, things are not people, now you are taking high school students to make handsome guys!" ”

I looked around, "High school students? Where? Who? Me? ”

"The one who blocked my driver with you!"

"She?" I pointed to Jie Yu beside me in disbelief and asked Ren Xiaotao, "You said she was a high school student, aren't you indirectly insulting me?" I'm 25, she's 24, she's a high school student, huh? ”

Jie Yu finally couldn't bear it anymore: "I grow tender, I look small, am I wrong?" "There is another thing that I forgot to emphasize, in addition to being white and tender, Jie Yu also has a baby face that looks seventeen or eighteen years old, Gong Xiaoyi once said that even if Jie Yu is eighty years old, it is like a face that has drunk preservatives.

I am currently a despicable villain with zero image and all negative reviews in Ren Xiaotao's mind.

I'm really about to be killed by Jieyu.

I've carried countless black pots for her, punished countless times, and written countless reviews, and if it weren't for her, I wouldn't have written a novel now.

Even when I took Jieyu home, my mother would warn me: "You can't bully Jieyu, she is younger than you, you have to let her do everything." ”

Not only is she smaller than me, she's also younger than me. That's how I cry out in my heart.

Although I am also shielding her from the wind and rain now, we are not the same as before.

Because when we were younger, we were two, very two, not stupid now, really stupid.

I decided to send Jieyu far away, I have to discuss with her mother, don't continue to plague me by my side, okay?