"Master, according to the current division of company personnel, who is specifically responsible for the funeral expo? One day to go! Ji Jida said solemnly in the tone of asking the leader. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

"Well, I, you, Li Huanhuan and Qingwen'er, plus the Ji Huaimin who stayed at the exhibition to watch the venue!" Pulsatilla shook his head.

"Master is amazing! The current staffing is the same as the way I used to use people, or these people go to the funeral fair! Ji Jida said a little teasingly.

"Apprentice, for the teacher, I see that you have no other skills, that is, there are still two things to do in terms of employing and retaining people, and you must continue to strengthen your ability in this area!" Pulsatilla didn't hear the slightest hint of teasing, but began to praise Ji Ji for getting bigger.

"Master's insight into the fire, the apprentice does have some experience in employing people to keep people, otherwise how could he leave a master like Master!" Ji Jida said something heart-wrenching.

"The highest level of employing people is to move with affection, if it weren't for your wife and grandfather's sake, I wouldn't accept you as an apprentice." Pulsatilla doesn't approve of Ji Jida's sycophancy.

"Master, can you tell your apprentice how to pinch your fingers?" Seeing that the master was very happy, Ji Ji asked the question in his heart.

"You mean the Nine Palaces are reckoned, in this way, you stretch out your left hand, and then raise the orchid finger ......" Speaking of the profession of feng shui physiognomy, the pulsatilla immediately gushed endlessly.

"Master, pinching your fingers is considered to be Mao's orchid fingers?" Ji Jida couldn't help but say rudely.

"Ahem! You always focus on the minutiae. This cocked orchid finger is just to make the index finger, middle finger and ring finger more prominent, do you see the three joints on your three fingers? Pulsatilla began to point to the knuckles of Ji Jida's fingers.

"I saw it, but I didn't know that I had to stretch out three fingers for Mao!" Ji Ji saw that his master liked to listen to foul language, and the master was likely to have masochistic tendencies, so he continued to ask rudely.

"Each finger has three joints, so how many joints are there in three fingers?" Pulsatilla began to take the school Ji Ji Elementary and Junior Ninety-Nine Multiplication is coming.

"Three-three, nine, nine!" Ji Jida simply grabbed the itch of the master and began to pretend to be tender.

"Well, you also know that three or three see nine, so that you don't have to add them one by one, so that the three fingers are divided into nine parts, and each part is corresponding to the nine squares of the nine-palace diagram, according to a certain order, and then with the compass to determine the direction, you can use your three fingers to calculate the fortune and fortune! Do you understand? Pulsatilla said with a smile.

"I don't understand, Master, what you said is still too general, can you talk about it in more detail?" Ji Jida's curiosity about pinching his fingers made him can't help but ask.

"Hehe, aren't you too long-winded?" Pulsatilla took the opportunity to begin to teach Ji Ji Dadao.

"No, it won't! Master has also not found anyone who can listen to you all these years, so he is so, let's say, the more detailed the better! ”

"After standing, put the compass against the navel, so as to determine the eight directions of south, east, west, and north......" Pulsatilla began to babble endlessly.

"That's not right, Master? Aren't there four directions, southeast, northwest? Ji Ji said with a large number of fingers.

"You baby knows a fart! Southeast, northwest, plus southeast, northeast, southwest, and northwest, isn't this exactly eight directions! Pulsatilla was interrupted by Ji Jida, and said angrily.

After such tireless study, Ji Jida has now learned to pinch his fingers, at least he can use three fingers instead of nine fingers, and in the future, he will no longer have to count with his fingers for addition and subtraction within ten days.

This changed from finger breaking to finger pinching, and Ji Jida felt that he had a very promising future with this master. Originally, Ji Jida wanted to ask Master how he looked at his face and Master's unfathomable whipping method, but now they obviously didn't have time, and they had to mobilize the masses to support and promote their funeral fair.

Now the soldiers are divided into three ways, each going to publicize. Ji Jida and Qing Wen'er are in a group, Li Huanhuan and Pulsatilla are each in a group, Li Huanhuan is mainly to mobilize his village chief father, and then mobilize the masses of the entire night village to support.

Ji Jida and Qing Wen'er mainly went to mobilize Township Chief Chen and County Magistrate Zhou, and Pulsatilla was mysterious, Ji Jida didn't ask, anyway, he was the general manager, and if he couldn't get the publicity effect, Ji Jida could talk about it.

Ji Jida took Qingwen'er to Township Chief Chen's office, and Township Chief Chen's slightly hunched back was about to straighten up and said, "Welcome, welcome, but you don't go to the funeral expo, how can you have time to come to me!" ”

"If you don't come here, it's just for the publicity of the funeral fair!" Ji Jida said to Township Chief Chen pretending to be stupid.

"What's the use of looking for me, haven't I introduced several of my town-run enterprises to you!" Township Chief Chen began to complain.

"It's not a matter of looking for you to be an exhibitor this time, I have already brought in enough exhibitors through County Magistrate Zhou!" Ji Jida knew that to deal with such a small official, he had to take out a "big official" to pull the tiger's skin.

"Ahh The matter of the exhibitors has been solved? So what else do you have to do, just wait to start making money! Township Chief Chen began to envy from the bottom of his heart.

"Make fart money, yours, and those exhibitors introduced by County Magistrate Zhou, are all fighters in the iron rooster, and the exhibition fee that can be obtained is estimated to be negligible, I can't make the exhibition fee and haven't earned popularity, and in the end it can't even be counted as losing money and making yelling, the purpose of my coming here, you know?" Ji Ji took a big breath and said the depressed words in his heart for a few days.

"I don't understand!" Township Chief Chen didn't have the slightest sense of humor and said simply.

"I want to rely on your influence this time to mobilize the masses of the whole township to support our funeral expo!" Ji Jida forgot that he was a person from thirty years later, and this Chen Township Chief really couldn't understand the words "you know".

"Well, in principle, you are my great benefactor, you shouldn't have given you a salary, talking about money hurts feelings, but you also know the embarrassment of our township financial revenue!" Chen Xiang grew up and poured bitter water and wanted to be paid.

"I understand you! Talking about feelings hurts money! But I don't have any money! Of course, I won't let you be busy in vain, as long as you can mobilize the masses of our whole township to support this funeral expo together, I will give you a few kind words from County Magistrate Zhou! Ji Jida began to throw out the bait of County Magistrate Zhou.

"Really? That's good, I will immediately ask the township government office to draft a letter to the villagers, and then send it door to door, the effect is satisfactory to you! Township Chief Chen's eyes lit up.

It seems that everyone can't be underestimated, the person who was supposed to push back and block, as long as he gives the right bait, he will work hard for you, this door-to-door to send a letter from the township government to the villagers, such a thing Ji Jida can't do, and he can't even think about it, only in a certain position, he will think of the things in that position, and look at the problem from different angles, and he will always be able to see the angle of the willows and flowers.

Ji Jida left the township mayor's office with Qing Wen'er, his heart was beautiful, his face was filled with the joy of success, as for the county magistrate Zhou, it was a fraction, after all, it was already very popular to be able to mobilize the people of the whole township to support, and the exhibition site with these three bridges was large, and there was no need for more idlers to join in the fun.

Therefore, now Ji Jida's purpose to find the county magistrate Zhou has changed subtly, before it was with the purpose of attracting popularity, and now Ji Jida is looking for the county magistrate Zhou to introduce a few heavyweights to the scene, the key is to turn the funeral expo of these three bridges into a normal funeral bazaar, and he can rely on this market to collect money for a long time in the future.

Huaining County, County Magistrate's Office.

County Magistrate Zhou sat under the plaque of "Serving the People" and was working "hard", but after seeing him groveling and kneeling in front of Miss Shui Lan, Ji Jida couldn't afford to look down on this high-ranking county magistrate.

County Magistrate Zhou saw Ji Jida come with a bewitching woman, and his eyes lit up, but County Magistrate Zhou really didn't have any enthusiasm for Ji Jida, and now there was no Miss Shui Lan on the side, County Magistrate Zhou wanted to put on an official show, but in the end he gave up, because he knew that this young man was definitely not easy to mess with.

"Little brother, what is the matter with you coming to me?" County Magistrate Zhou said like a child.

"I want to introduce a few celebrities from this county to the funeral expo through you!" Ji Jida was too lazy to go around the bend directly.

"Ahem! You also know that we are a poor county, where are there any celebrities! "County Magistrate Zhou began to push back and forth.

These are all expected by Ji Jida, don't give him a little sweetness, it seems that he will not give up on his efforts, Ji Jida got the head of Township Chen, and naturally understands this truth deeply.

"Then pick the general among the lame, after the matter is completed, I will give you a few kind words in front of Miss Shui Lan!" Ji Jida didn't bother to think about any other baits, so he directly upgraded Township Chief Chen's bait and threw it out.

"Really? That's great! I'm going to go to the city in person now, the current famous singer Yang Yuying is in Jianghuai City, she is a big singer who went out from our county, and it is estimated that she will give me a little thin noodles for my parents! County Magistrate Zhou stood up excitedly.

Ji Jida didn't expect that his bait would give County Magistrate Zhou such a big shock, it seems that he is afraid of that Miss Shuilan, and he doesn't know what makes that Miss Shuilan so afraid.

However, if you can invite the famous singer Yang Yuying to come to the hometown at night, then this popularity is about to explode!

"At 8:08 tomorrow morning, the three bridges near the thousand-year-old tree in the township at night, I hope that the county magistrate Zhou can invite Yang Yuying to sing the queen, and the county magistrate Zhou will also come together!" Ji Jida rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Definitely! Certain! Even if you don't invite Yang Yuying to sing, the county magistrate will come in person! County Magistrate Zhou was a little incoherent.

Ji Ji rolled his eyes in his heart, please don't move Yang Yuying, you have a fart!

Ji Jida left the county government, and according to the agreement, the two groups of people should almost complete the task, and Ji Jida began to look forward to what earth-shattering characters Master Pulsatilla would bring in?