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Ji Ji took a taxi to the scene of the Three Bridges Funeral Expo, and the two groups of people did not come as promised, but it was a mess here, and the grandfather zombies could not kill people here, so he actually squatted at the foot of the wall alone to smoke a dry tobacco pouch.

I really don't understand, I've become zombies, and I can't change the habit of smoking dry tobacco bags. It turned out that there were a few vendors who looked at these magnificent stone platforms and wooden sheds, and couldn't help but set up stalls on them to sell vegetables.

Ji Ji Da has seen the majesty of the future chengguan, and now there is no chengguan at this time, such a magnificent funeral fair, it has actually become a vegetable market, and Ji Ji is naturally angry.

"Qingwen'er, go and snatch Lao Ji's dry tobacco pouch, kick him again, and ask him why he let this place become a vegetable market?" Ji Jida put on a look of being rich and young.

Syllable!

Qing Wen'er didn't kick him according to Ji Jida's request, but directly slapped Ji Huaimin and said, "The boss arranged for you to watch here, and you watched this great funeral fair turn into this messy vegetable market?" Do you know that Yang Yuying, the queen of the song, will come tomorrow, can't let the big stars come here to buy vegetables? Qing Wen'er pinched her waist with both hands, and said with her willow eyebrows upside down.

This scene immediately attracted many onlookers, and Ji Jida was also shocked how this sharp-toothed little girl had such a hot temper!

Ji Jida didn't know, Qing Wen'er's body is Golden Flame Meadowsweet, after thousands of years of cultivation has taken off the grass and trees, because the body is born with a ball of fire, so it is only cultivated into a female body, originally Qing Wen'er still has the opportunity to enter the fairy world to take charge of the fire attribute flower god, it is said that Qing Wen'er and an old angel fell out, the specific reason is unknown, anyway, Qing Wen'er pulled the old angel's beard and slapped someone, so she violated the rules of heaven and was beaten into the netherworld for five hundred years, and then I don't know how to mix into the ghost gate, became an ordinary disciple of the Imperial Ghost Gate.。

Of course, this is all a legend, and it may not be true, but Miss Shui Lan was ordered by the top management of the Skull Gate to pay attention to this disciple of the Imperial Ghost Sect called Qing Wen'er, so Ji Jida did not hand over Qing Wen'er, which caused Miss Shui Lan to deduct Ji Jida's bounty of one million in anger.

This Qingwen'er also knew that her boss Ji Jida had lost a huge amount of money in order to keep her, so she behaved so positively, but she really didn't know that this zombie was Ji Jida's own grandfather.

Ji Jida originally thought that he would be furious, but Qing Wen'er slapped her grandfather zombie, and she didn't have the slightest anger, and even felt that Qing Wen'er was right to do this.

Grandpa Zombie feels a little aggrieved, isn't it just a dozen vegetable sellers selling vegetables, what's there to make a fuss about.

However, seeing that his grandson Ji Jida did not stop Qing Wen'er's rudeness, the grandfather zombie couldn't get over his face, so he followed behind without saying a word. And Ji Jida knew that there was no urban management in this era, so he had to ask Qingwen'er to go to the township government to find Township Chief Chen, and asked Qingwen'er to tell Township Chief Chen that the police from the police station must come forward, and remember to bring a few aunts who cleaned up the garbage.

By the time Township Chief Chen arrived with Director Zheng and several policemen, Ji Jida had already committed public anger, and the pig killer even picked up a knife and wanted to stab Ji Jida.

Grandpa Zombie has only regained a little face at this time, hehe, now the two of you are not being stabbed with knives by others after their bitter persuasion!

Of course, Ji Jida had already anticipated the seriousness of this problem, and those policemen arrived just in time, directly confiscated Wang Bald's pig-killing knife, and forcibly escorted him into a police car.

Of course, if such a strong measure had not been adopted, this funeral fair would really not have been held, because there were many small stalls and vendors who rushed to the news, and they all spread that there was a meeting here.

Ji Jida has a deep understanding of human nature, that is, anyone has the nature of bullying the weak and fearing the hard, which is something in people's genes, and it is a character defect brought out of the mother's womb.

Take the chengguan of later generations as an example, why so many people shout "chengguan beats people", it is not because chengguan is a temporary worker, of course, there are really those scum who violently enforce the law in chengguan, as well as the media, many times they are taken out of context, the road is blocked by small vendors to scold chengguan, drive away the small vendors, they are inconvenient to buy groceries, and they deserve to be beaten, chengguan will be captured when they defend themselves, and then they go around shouting that chengguan beats people.

Those chengguan wearing bright uniforms will be resisted so fiercely, and the same flat-headed people like Ji Jida will naturally be resisted with knives when they take care of these vegetable sellers.

However, Grandpa Zombie also admires his grandson Ji Jida, he was able to notify the police in advance to come here, naturally he had long expected the outcome of this fierce resistance, but he still had no hesitation to go to catch up with the stall vendors, which made Grandpa Zombie begin to feel a little guilty, if the first vendor was driven away from the beginning, it would not have caused the mess situation now.

The police arrested the bald king who killed the pig, and began to work hard for everyone, saying that this is a funeral expo funded by Ji Jida's private capital, and it is also to publicize our night to the township, which of us is not doing the funeral business, if we come to the township at night because of this funeral expo and become famous in China, I am afraid that everyone's business will be better in the future, which is much more promising than buying vegetables.

Besides, tomorrow the famous singer Yang Yuying is coming to our hometown at night, do you want the queen of songs to watch our jokes?

Or the comrades of the people's police will do the work, and the point is said in a few words, those small stalls and vendors are afraid of the iron-fisted methods of the comrades of the police, if they are caught, it will be a big stain on their lives!

Coupled with those incendiary slogans, the vegetable vendors, who were born and raised in the countryside at night, also began to have a sense of collective honor, and it really shouldn't be a joke that let the big stars see this funeral fair turned into a vegetable market.

And after the police drove all the vegetable vendors out, the masses found two problems, one is that the vegetable vendors left a large pile of garbage after leaving, fortunately, this Ji Jida also expected, followed by the police and a few cleaning aunts, looking at those aunts hunched over the hard work of cleaning the garbage left by the vegetable vendors, the grandfather zombie really admired his grandson, it seems that the poor people must have something to hate, and they pity the first few vegetable buyers, which led to such serious consequences.

Another problem is that the vegetable sellers have made a mess of this venue, and those originally magnificent platforms and wooden sheds have now appeared a lot of oil stains and spots, the oil stains are caused by the meat sellers, the chicken sellers, and the spots are left by the vegetable sellers.

Ji Jida found the leftover colored paper and oilcloth to replace the obvious oil stains and spots, which wasted everyone's time for half a day, and at this time in the night sky, there was actually a small black dot, followed by a "buzzing" sound.

Ji Jida asked the police for assistance so resolutely, and also found the aunt who cleaned up, these were still very timely, because the buzzing sound began to be deafening, and the black spot became bigger and bigger, but it suddenly rose up after being hundreds of meters close to the ground. The person with good eyes shouted in shock: "I see it, I see it, Yang Yuying is waving to me."

Hahaha......

After the burst of laughter, everyone seemed to have been given a booster, and this unexpected appearance made everyone sure that Yang Yuying would appear here tomorrow, and even the broom of the aunt who was cleaning up the garbage was waving the charm of Tang poetry and Song lyrics.

Soon a young man who looked like a secretary of the township government trotted over, muttering in the ear of Township Chief Chen, and then Township Chief Chen muttered to Ji Ji like this, it turned out that the staff had just received a call from the county government secretariat, saying that Yang Yuying's special plane had flown to Tianshui City, which is the capital city of Jianghuai Province, and it was said that Yang Yuying would stay at the Imperial Hotel in Tianshui City tonight.

After getting this accurate news, Ji Jida let go of his heart, and after being able to invite Yang Yuyingge, the county magistrate has made a lot of contributions this week, and it seems that he really wants to give him a few kind words from Miss Shui Lan.

At this time, the village chief Li Youcai also led the village flower drum team to rehearse here, saying that the whole village would gather people to come here tomorrow to cheer, it seems that Li Huanhuan has also done his father's job.

However, what worries Ji Jida is why his master Pulsatilla has not heard a little bit until now? At that time, there was no mobile phone, no news was no news, and I could only wait with dry eyes.

In the evening, many exhibitors from other places have come to the venue in advance, so that it will be held on time at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. This relieved Ji Jida's nervousness, after all, this is the first time that Ji Jida has held such a large-scale expo in his previous life and present life, one is afraid that there will be no exhibitors to settle in, and the other is afraid that it will be deserted at that time, so that the county TV station and Huaining Daily follow-up interview report arranged by the county magistrate Zhou is not a good report, but let the whole county people watch Ji Jida's jokes.

At this time, except for the suspenseful matter of Master Pulsatilla, everything else is basically in order, it depends on the effect of tomorrow, Ji Jida forced himself to sleep for a while, but when he thought of tomorrow's funeral fair, he couldn't sleep!

ps. Chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush it!