Zhang Yang scratched his head irritably, there is always a sense of madness recently, and he always feels that something is wrong, but there is no problem when he thinks about it, everything is so natural. But somehow, how did he become a person with a daughter-in-law? is also a male daughter-in-law, can such a terrifying reality not be crazy for a straight man?

Half a month has passed, Zhang Yang still can't slow down, how did things develop so weirdly like this, how did he have such a male daughter-in-law who has never been masked? Zhang Yang said that now that he thinks about it, he is still confused with a capital letter.

No, while he was scratching his head and frantic, his daughter-in-law came to send a message.

Small circle: What is my husband n (*≧▽≦*)n doing?

Zhang Yang: I'm busy.

The corners of Zhang Yang's mouth twitched, and his irritability was committed. When he saw the words "small circle", he couldn't help but feel a pain in the egg. Who is the husband's husband's name? Open your mouth and shut up, husband, husband, are you sick?

Alas~ Zhang Yang looked up to the sky and sighed, he can't live because of his own sin, the matter dates back to half a month ago.

It was said that it was a bright spring day, Zhang Yang was brushing his scarf with Erlang's legs crossed in the dormitory, looking at jokes and brushing the news or something, suddenly, a scarf jumped into his eyes, and it was indeed the blogger's vest that hooked his eyes.

Small circles. That's right, it's this vest, and when I see these three words, I feel a pain in my eggs, and I feel unforgettable in this life.

"If there is no love in life, whether death is my destiny."

Zhang Yang was stunned for a moment, in view of the misunderstanding between the blogger and Zhang Yang's who had a "small circle" caused by egg pain, Zhang Yang's ghost sent a private message to him.

Publicity:?

Zhang Yang: Haven't you finished your homework? Scolded by a teacher?

Two minutes later, the circle replied.

Small Circle:.

Zhang Yang: Speak!

Small circle: ┭┮_┭┮

Little Circle: It's so tiring to be alive.

Zhang Yang: Was scolded by the teacher? Beaten up by a parent? Broken out of love?

Although the other party repeatedly denied the fact that he was underage, Zhang Yang would not believe it. Two minutes, five minutes...... Ten minutes passed...... There was no reply from the small circle. Zhang Yang said that he was lying in a groove, which is not scientific. The small circle is not such a small circle, he is a small circle with all questions. Suddenly, Zhang Yang didn't know that nerve was wrong, the words "life has no love" and "death" popped up in Zhang Yang's mind, this thing can't be real, right? Adolescent children are often fragile and prone to extremes.

In an instant, Zhang Yang's enthusiasm rushed to the brain, and the positive energy of the sense of responsibility swelled.

Zhang Yang: Child? Penis?

Zhang Yang: Squeak when you're here!

Twenty minutes later, however, there was still no reply. Zhang Yang lost his patience all of a sudden, but he became more and more worried in his heart. Although he is a stranger, after all, human life is at stake. The more Zhang Yang thought about it, the more troubled he became, so he simply threw away his mobile phone and went to play games. But it didn't take long for him to hang up a few times, so that the brothers in the gang said that the buddy had changed people here, and he was still a dead rookie. Zhang Yang looked at his phone again depressedly, but still didn't reply. Just dive headfirst into the game and continue to fight monsters.

Two hours passed in the blink of an eye, Zhang Yang finally couldn't help but pick up the phone again, this time the small circle replied, but Zhang Yang was so shocked by his content that he bounced up from the chair, and he was so embarrassed.

Little Circle: Which way should I end myself?

Five pictures were sent in a row. The first is a track, and not far away the train is approaching at a fast speed; The second is a top-down view of a high-rise building, which seems to be above 30 floors; The third is a sharp fruit knife; The fourth is a turbulent river; The fifth is two bottles of sleeping pills.

Lying in a groove, Zhang Yang was immediately frightened, this thing really wanted to die. How could he allow a young sapling that had not yet matured to wither like this? Zhang Yang immediately decided to save him.

Zhang Yang: Xiaohuanhuan, are you okay?

Zhang Yang: Is the little brother here? There was a squeak.

Zhang Yang said that he was in a hurry, but fortunately, he finally responded after five minutes.

Small Circle: Squeak.

The corners of Zhang Yang's mouth twitched, alive, is this thing playing tricks on me?

Zhang Yang: Are you okay?

Small circle: The wound on the hand has been bandaged, it seems that cutting the wrist is not a good way, it hurts ~~~~ (>__