2. The troubles of the president of cold noodles

Zhang Yang: What is the daughter-in-law doing?

Small circle: miss you, husband n(*≧▽≦*)n

Small circle: ~o(=∩ω∩=)m

Miss your sister! Zhang Yang had another pain in the egg. Anyway, why did he provoke others in the first place? It's hard to look back on the past.

At that time, not long after Zhang Yang opened the scarf, Xiaoquanquan was his first fan, and he was the only person Xiaoquanquan paid attention to. The information of the small circle is also brand new, there is nothing else except the basic information, but only pay attention to Zhang Yang, and Zhang Yang's scarf must be liked every time, so that Zhang Yang once thought it was a little girl who had a crush on him, especially the vest of the small circle, which made him more sure that the other party was a soft, sweet and cute cute girl paper.

So, Zhang Yang finally couldn't bear to send a private message to others, although the basic information of the small circle is male, but he won't believe it.

Zhang Yang: Hello sister.

Small circle: o(╯□╰)o

Small Circle: It's not a sister paper.

Yan expression or something, it's really cute, and said that it's not a sister paper, it's obviously a shy cute girl paper, Zhang Yang is firm in this, so he hooks up even harder, the cute girl paper in the same city.

Zhang Yang: Know me?

Small circle: ╭(╯^╰)╮

Little Circle: I don't know.

Zhang Yang: Then why do you only follow me, and I like each of my scarves?

Small circle: o(╯□╰)o

Small Circle: If you pay attention... It's wrong, and I'm used to liking it.

Publicity:......

I really want to be a dog, but I'm not reconciled. Zhang Yangquan was embarrassed to admit it when he was a sister. So I continued to hook up the next day.

Zhang Yang: How old is Gu Liang?

Small Circle: (# ̄~ ̄#) I don't want to say.

Zhang Yang: Sister, you're very cute.

Small circle: not sister paper ╭ (╯^╰) ╮.

Zhang Yang: Hehe, cute sister paper.

Small Circle: (~ ̄(OO) ̄)ブ

Zhang Yang: Naughty sister paper.

Small circle: not sister paper (# ̄~ ̄#).

Zhang Yang: Well, no, it's not. (Zhang Yang thought that the little arrogant petite and willful or something was cuter)

Small Circle: (~ ̄(OO) ̄)ブ

Zhang Yang: Cute.

Small circle: ━┳━━━┳━

Zhang Yang said that this thing is really cute, and he can't help his surging heart at all, he always has no resistance to this kind of cute thing. So, in the next few days, Zhang Yang went to tease people every day, which is called a positive. And this small circle always has questions to answer, and there is no intention of blocking him, which makes Zhang Yang more positive.

Until one day, the small circle finally couldn't stand this thing flirting every day, or as a girl, she exploded her voice, and since then, the whole world has been quiet.

Small circle: "It's a man".

Lying down, it's like a shocking thunder slashing down in the sky! Zhang Yang was scorched on the spot. Damn, what about the soft sister paper that said yes!! Vomit ~ Nima's damn little circle...... What kind of soft cuteness is this deliberately teasing me? And Nima's voice makes me jealous!

Since then, the world of the small circle has been quiet, however, Zhang Yang, who has been depressed for a few days, is still unwilling.

Zhang Yang: Why is it called a small circle?

Mom, is this a vest that a man should have? What an attempt!

Small circle: n(*≧▽≦*)n

Small Circle: Our dog is called Little Circle.

Small Circle: "Wangwang" (voice→_→ dog barking)

Wang, your sister! Circle your sister!! This time it's dead. Since then, Zhang Yang has never hooked up with this male paper named Xiaoquanquan. Nima is either a soft and cute little broken child, or a perverted sissy (obviously people's voices are clean and good), your sister's little circle.

But after that, the small circle or every scarf must be liked, the thunder can't move, Zhang Yang wondered for a while and ignored him again, until one day the small circle sent an unprecedented scarf, and the content is still so soft.

Small circle: I like that person so much, but /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ (with a picture of a cute dog).

, this is the real little circle, right? Can't you finish a fart all at once? Can't you just order it?

Zhang Yang remembered that he mistook him for a soft girl paper and chased him for a few days, so he forwarded his scarf resentfully, and accompanied the words "Are the boys talking so soft and cute now?" ”。 Pictured 45 degrees looking up at the splendor of the dead branches.

Unexpectedly, it was this sentence that ushered in a group of jaw-dropping fans and led his comment area in an unprecedented weird direction.

Soft cute little bit: Is it a real person? Is it a real person? Is it a real person? So handsome, so handsome.

Egg roll 233: Wow wow wow so handsome Oba Oba, ask to marry!!

Sharp-eyed: Yo yo has JQ. (What is JQ?) )

Rotten is healthier: This is the rhythm of the handsome guy to be bent (why are several people liking?) )。

Low-key onlookers: Alas, these days, good men are either married or have a foundation, which makes me embarrassed to wait for women.

Low-key onlookers No. 2: sit back and wait for the follow-up

So what:Reply @Rotten is healthier: Visually see that this handsome guy is either bent or on the way to be bent, hehe, I will continue to pay attention to it.

Oba Oba Ooba: @小圈圈@张扬: Together

, Zhang Yang in the circle said what the hell are these comments? It's so weird, did I say anything? Does it have anything to do with the base?

Since then, there are always one or two automatic Aite small circles in the comment area of Zhang Yang's scarf, and the system automatically @ small circles, Zhang Yang can only say that he is lying in a groove, but fortunately, the small circle never replys, and then it took a long time before the matter slowly calmed down.

This is the process of understanding the egg pain that has to be said between Zhang Yang and the small circle. The first scarf of the small circle made Zhang Yang inexplicably have a lot of fans, although the fans are a little strange; And the second scarf of the small circle makes Zhang Yang inexplicably become a husband with a husband, a great small circle. It's scary to think about.

Zhang Yang originally thought that he was the husband of the 10 temporary emergency network, and it would be OK after the small circle calmed down, but Zhang Yang made a mistake again, never expected that the small circle would ...... He was serious.

Just like a pair of real lovers, the small circle is brushing his sense of existence all the time, as if he really regards himself as Zhang Yang's daughter-in-law, Zhang Yang said that I wipe, this person is not insane, do you want to call the police. Isn't it online dating? Why are you so serious? Where is the energy of the scumbag who had a crush on him? Empathy in the blink of an eye?

Every night at ten o'clock, the small circle reports on time, and asks for good night or goodnight, well, the right is to report safety, let me know that you haven't hung up yet; Say good morning at eight o'clock the next morning, the cycle goes on and on, every day never stops, and the time of saying good morning on Saturdays and Sundays will be postponed by two hours, which is really intimate.

Xiaohuan is very attentive and caring, never disturbing Zhang Yang, and always sending messages to Zhang Yang at the most appropriate time. Xiaohuan is very smart and good at talking, no matter what he says, he can always make life not hateful, even if he knows that he is a man. Zhang Yang had to marvel that the small circle that was going to commit suicide that day and the current small circle of male daughter-in-law were like two people at all.

Zhang Yang was shocked to find that he was slowly getting used to the small circle of storage, as well as the way the two of them got along, and he felt a little unaccustomed to not receiving his message that night, Zhang Yang said, this is a very scary thing in itself.

In an office building, there is a spacious, bright and luxuriously decorated president's office. The huge floor-to-ceiling windows allow for an unobstructed view of the scenery outside, just like the owner here, whether it is strategizing or directing the country, in short, he is a person who needs to be looked up to. At this time, it was lunch break, and on the high-end leather sofa, a man in a suit and leather shoes was sitting precariously.

The black suit with the white shirt, the perfect figure is vividly outlined, the already handsome and extraordinary face, there is a faint sense of oppression that seems to be nothing, which makes him a little more cold and handsome, the slightly squinted eyes reveal indescribable wisdom, and the collarbone looming at the collar of the white shirt makes him exude a fatal temptation~ bewilderment. The slender and thin legs overlapped just right, and a bony hand was gently placed on the knee, and a natural temperament instantly filled the entire office.

I saw a handsome man holding a mobile phone in one hand, his eyes were staring at the screen extremely seriously and intently, even when the company's board of directors made important decisions, he was not so focused, in addition to the usual coldness on his handsome face, there seemed to be something more incomprehensible, and the secretary two meters away said: The president is so scary, I dare not approach.

"President, this is a letter of resignation from the two managers." After the secretary finished speaking, he carefully observed the reaction of the president of the cold face, however, there was no other reaction, the president still stared intently at the mobile phone screen, and sometimes his slender fingers flipped slightly, as if he was chatting with whom? No, no, no, this picture is too beautiful to believe, the secretary shook his head, thinking that the president must not have heard it, so the secretary moved towards the president, only one meter away.

"President, this is the resignation letter of the two managers", the secretary said tentatively, but it was useless, and the president of the iceberg still did not take his eyes off the phone. The corner of the secretary's mouth twitched, something is wrong, the president is not such a person, obsessed with mobile phones? Are you kidding. But he swears that the president does seem to be particularly fond of playing on his phone lately, and that he seems to be chatting with someone. Thinking of this, the corners of the secretary's mouth twitched, how could the cold-faced president chat?

Well, well, oh, no, although the president is paralyzed, he is still very cold, it should be: OK! No way! Get lost! Such. Who's talking to the president? has persisted for so many days, especially the president's inadvertent mouth has risen several times, is it because the president is in love!! The secretary woke up in shock, he must have been struck by lightning just now to think so, the president won't fall in love, who the dares to fall in love with the president.

"Total".

"Secretary Chen, come here", Chen Peng didn't finish speaking, but saw the president suddenly raise his head and open his mouth very seriously and strictly, Chen Peng, who had no reason, was frightened by the president's cold voice.

"Secretary Chen, I have a question for you."

"You say, President."

"Do you have a girlfriend?" , The president asked extremely seriously, and even as long as Chen Peng was bold, he could still see absolute sincerity on the face of the serious president, but he didn't dare to look at it, he was stunned, okay? The president has always been high and cherishes words like gold, how can he ask this kind of thing that has nothing to do with work?

"No, no", as soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the president's eyes darkened, why can't he be single?

"So, what kind of girl does Secretary Chen like?" The president raised an eyebrow, as if to ask what time the afternoon board meeting was.

Chen Peng shuddered: "It's cute, is it okay to be empathetic?" Why is the president's expression getting colder and colder, Chen Peng didn't dare to say it.

There was absolutely no intention to scare him, the president was just pondering, looking down at the chat history on the screen seriously.

Small circle: Husband, what are you doing O(∩_∩)O~~

Zhang Yang: I'm busy.

Small Circle: (⊙o⊙).

Zhang Yang: What is the daughter-in-law doing?

Small circle: miss you, husband n(*≧▽≦*)n

Publicity:

Empathetic? The president raised an eyebrow.

Xiaoquanquan: Husband, then you are busy first, I won't bother you, I'll look for you when you're done, okay? o(*^@^*)o

Zhang Yang: I'm pooping.

Small Circles:

Chen Peng swore that at that moment, the president's face suddenly turned frighteningly dark, and he looked up with a gloomy face and said coldly: "Secretary Chen, what did you just say?" ”。

Damn! What did I say!