Early in the morning, I stood on the stairs and shouted sleepily, "Dear Xiao Ke, give me a warm glass of milk." ”

The first text message in the morning was sent by Hu Xiaodong: "I didn't get through to call your mobile phone last afternoon, and I couldn't contact you when I called you to eat barbecue." ”

I replied, "Who did you eat with?" ”

"Jin Xiaoya and Zhao Dongdong."

I typed: Even if the phone can't get through, you always know where my family lives!

I stared at the phone for a few seconds and hesitated, then deleted, forget it, rather than the language is cumbersome, but it is better to be silent.

I don't know why the names Jin Xiaoya and Hu Xiaodong are put together, I always feel that the word purity does not exist between the two at all.

Whenever Hu Xiaodong talks about Jin Xiaoya's name, or Jin Xiaoya talks about Hu Xiaodong with a complicated expression, that tone sounds to me as harsh ecstasy. The two of them seemed to be vying in my ear to say, "My dear, I had an extremely harmonious evening with your friends. Another voice also mixed in: "Dear girlfriend, your boyfriend spent a particularly exciting night with me." ”

In a flash of inspiration, I threw my phone aside and went into the kitchen, examining An Xiaoke.

Before the milk was hot, she couldn't help but stand up straight, and said, "Tell me, what's the matter?" From the time you woke up until now, you've been around me, turning and turning. It's like there's no way to put it down. Want to bite me? ”

"Hehe, no, I'm not good at that."

"And what are you going to do?"

I looked embarrassed, and whispered after a thousand turns: "I borrowed a little bit from Chen, and she can find a temporary father for her daughter, does it mean that I can also find a fake girlfriend for Hu Xiaodong?" ”

After An Xiaoke choked, he calmed down and asked me, "What do you want to do?" ”

I secretly lowered my voice: "You help me seduce Hu Xiaodong to see if he is inconsistent." ”

An Xiaoke turned his voice down to the lowest audio: "How to seduce?" ”

"WeChat! Add him on WeChat and then make an appointment. ”

An Xiaoke stared at me with wide eyes: "If this idea is discovered, it will not be good at that time." ”

"You're not an actor! You can't do this little thing, right? Do you still want a salary? Sue you, I'm your boss now, and you must listen to me. Besides, it's not like letting you make an appointment to test them, not that you're really that. "I'm confident.

"Sister Xiao Dai, do you like Hu Xiaodong?"

I was extremely surprised, my eyes widened, and my voice was lowest: "How do you know? ”

"Your recent signs are too obvious. But sister, doesn't he like you too? What are you tempting him for? ”

"Oh, you don't understand, anyway, if you are told to do it, you will do it! Tell you, don't leak the organization behind you. ”

"But sister, if you want to capture a man's heart quickly, I can teach you a trick."

"If you have something to say, let it go!"

"As the saying goes, men chase women across mountains, and women chase men across the veil."

"What kind of theory are you talking about?" I stepped back and questioned her.

"Sister, are you stupid? The yarn refers to the layer of defense below you. Besides, men just like the kind of amorous women in bed. ”

"You're too low-level, aren't you? Besides, I don't have that membrane anymore. To put it bluntly, you just sleep and then talk about love or not. It's really bad. ”

"How long has it been since you've eaten meat? You don't want to, you don't need it? Hey, I'm wondering, you like Hu Xiaodong, you haven't thought about what to do with him? He didn't think about anything with you? ”

"What are you doing here?" I poured out the milk and answered the phone by the way.

"Hey, Mom."

"Xiao Dai, your aunt said that she would go to your place to see Xiao Xuan'er later."

"My aunt? She was born again? ”

"What are you talking about! Be careful with your words when you talk to her, and be careful that she hasn't come out of the shadow of divorce yet. ”

"Mom, why don't I want to see my aunt so much! Can you not let her come? She's so angry, what if she drags us to kill herself? ”

"If she doesn't go to your place, she has to come to our villa, and she can't stand it when I am in harmony with your father. Okay, let's say it. ”

I smiled like a convulsive, laughing very horizontally, intermittently melody. "I understand what your old man means, it's to let us two single young women exchange for her psychological balance, right?"

I was about to finish my sentence when my mother hung up the phone in a hurry.

Then I looked at the blind voice on the other end of the phone, and my shoulders shook like crying, and at this moment something suddenly crossed my mind, and I turned my face to Xiao Ke and said, "The idea just now is canceled." ”

"What's wrong? Afraid of being disappointed!? ”

"No, I'm afraid you'll be disappointed. Because Xiaodong doesn't play any dating tools! ”

"Cut, it's still Xiaodong!"

My aunt hadn't arrived at my house yet, so I hurried to my friend's jade shop to buy her a bracelet.

Sure enough, she liked it very much, and groped for the bracelet back and forth and asked, "Xiao Dai, this bracelet is very expensive." ”

How could I tell her that I bought this bracelet for more than 200 yuan in a friend's shop?!

I quickly replied with a smile: "It's not too expensive, less than 10,000 yuan." You can make do with it. ”

An Xiaoke, who was sitting next to me, was stunned, she was worried that if the bracelet suddenly broke, my aunt would sit at the door of my house and scold her ankles for three days and three nights.

I silently swore to the sky: "I, Gu Ningdai, am definitely not lying, this is the truth, it is less than 10,000 yuan." ”

My aunt was overjoyed: "It's not improvised, it's not improvised." I like it so much, I like it so much. As he spoke, he began to put his hands on.

I only heard a "click", and the bracelet cracked.

At this time, my friend's voice echoed in my ears: "Xiao Dai, if your aunt's wrist is thicker and stronger, then don't take it, this bracelet has a little crack, but you won't notice it if you don't look carefully." If your wrist is thin, it's okay if you don't push it in hard, but I'm afraid of ......"

"It's okay, you give me a discount."

"We are so familiar, don't give me three hundred and five, I'll give you another hundred yuan!" Interesting enough! ”

I quickly relieved myself

My aunt was shocked: "Gu Ningdai, 10,000 yuan!" Why do you carry me like this, not only lose your marriage but also lose your wealth. ”

I hurriedly comforted: "It's not Gu Ningdai's 10,000 yuan, it's a bracelet!" ”

"Oh, I've been in a bad mood lately, and I'm trying to kill myself. I wanted to kill myself by poisoning my food. ”

As soon as I remembered that I was going to have dinner with my aunt today, I immediately panicked: "Don't aunt, it's just a broken bracelet, are you there?" Actually, it's not bad at all, you're just divorced at the age of forty, what's the big deal, my brother doesn't follow you, what are you afraid of as a single nobleman with zero burden. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I immediately regretted it, and when I saw my aunt's overcast and rainy face, I realized that this was not a good word at all.

My aunt shouted with a crying voice: "Then Gu Ningdai, you sue me, what is a trough cake?" ”

I almost blurted out: Actually, it's terrible for you to be like this, at such a large age, my husband has spent his life with a beautiful chick. You asked me to give you a worse example, I can't do it, wow.

So I was nervous and thinking about what to say, I turned my brain over, even the words hidden in the folds of my brain were found, sorted it out, and then pretended to say: "There is no absolute bad in the world, no matter how bad or beautiful, we also have to face tomorrow." Auntie, it's not all smooth sailing for anyone to live. No one is stupid enough to leak out painful blood for others to see. Who isn't making a living? We live for ourselves all the time. Auntie, I've lived like this, and I don't talk about death like you. ”

The best way to comfort this world is to let this person who is going to die or live trample on the souls of others.

In fact, before I said it, I looked at my aunt's stupid appearance and wanted to laugh, but when I saw my aunt's tears flowing non-stop, I asked myself in my heart, Gu Ningdai, do you still want to laugh? Are you still laughing?

Aunt "silly girl" was in tears.

This picture is incomparable. In short, it's very confusing.

Xiao Xuan'er muttered incomprehensibly on the side: "You guys are so stupid, I don't cry like this." ”

But I want to say that the mobile phone is definitely a life-saving tool, the mobile phone rang when I was at a loss, and it was Zhu Xiaoqing who hit the muzzle every time.

As soon as I grabbed my phone, I started giggling.

Zhu Xiaoqing's pores were greatly opened by laughter: "You are laughing so uneasily and kindly." Did I hit the muzzle of the gun again? ”