"Grass, these people!"

Waiting for someone to go to work in the car in the afternoon, Wang Mingjing said angrily: "This is a circle kick!" Kicked us in a whole circle, and finally kicked it back! ”

"What is this going to do?" Wang Hui said depressedly: "I can't do it like this for a lifetime!" ”

"Why don't you ......" Wang Hao, who had not spoken at this time, asked cautiously: "Let's go to the city government to try?" I know someone over there, and I don't know if he can help. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"What are you doing there, wasting time," Wang Mingjing directly regarded Wang Hao's words as bragging, he didn't believe that Wang Hao could know people at all! lit a cigarette and said angrily: "This road repair is a special project, and we have to find the relevant departments to do it." It's even harder for people at the city hall to wait, and it's a waste of time to go there! Forget it, that's it for today, and we'll figure it out when we get back. ”

Well, they don't want to go, so let's go and ask for it ourselves when we're gone.

Wang Hao sent Wang Mingjing and a few people back to the hotel, and was about to go to the city government, when suddenly the phone rang, and he was happy when he picked it up and looked at it: "Eh, Xiao Yueyue!" ”

Picking up the phone, Wang Hao asked with a smile, "What's the situation?" ”

"Brother Hao, come to Zhonghai TV," Xiao Yueyue on the other side of the phone said hurriedly: "The people on our big stage are here, today we are reviewing the program here, Brother Hao, you have to come and press me!" I'm scared myself! ”

"What should I do," Wang Hao replied with a smile: "Just go up and say a cross talk, and then come down." It's definitely no problem with our cross talk level, what are you afraid of? ”

"Big problem!" Xiao Yueyue said: "This year, the city leaders attach great importance to this Mid-Autumn Festival, and Mayor Su's secretary is here to review it personally. ”

"Then don't be afraid...... You wait," Wang Hao reacted and asked, "Who did you say was there to review the show?" ”

"The director of the TV station, and Mayor Su's secretary!" Xiao Yueyue said: "What's wrong? ”

This is really a nowhere to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and I was about to find Secretary Lin, but he was actually on the TV station!

Then what else do you have to say, kill it decisively!

"You wait for me," Wang Hao said, "I'll be there in about twenty minutes!" ”

Xiao Yueyue promised: "Well, I'll pick you up at the door!" ”

Soon arrived at the Zhonghai TV building, as soon as Wang Hao got out of the car, Yue Peng greeted him and said: "Brother Hao, go quickly, this scene is a bit big today, and the situation is not optimistic!" ”

What the hell is not optimistic?

Wang Hao was curious, so he walked inside with Yue Peng. While walking, Yue Peng said: "This time, the pillars of several big stages in our city and other cities are all here, and a total of more than 20 programs have been prepared in the cross talk category, and now thirteen have been killed, and it will be my turn, I'm afraid!" ”

"So many killed!" Wang Hao patted Yue Peng's arm: "It's okay, Brother Hao is here, Xiao Yueyue is not afraid!" ”

Yue Peng smiled: "It has to be Brother Hao, as soon as you say this, I will be down-to-earth!" ”

When he reached the ground while speaking, Yue Peng directly took Wang Hao into a not very large room of the TV station.

At this time, there were at least 100 people sitting in this room, dressed in whatever way, there was a skit on the stage in front of him, Wang Hao glanced at it casually, and then looked at the rostrum, sure enough, there was a young man sitting on the stage, wasn't it Mayor Su's Secretary Lin?

As long as he is easy to do here, Wang Hao is not in a hurry, and immediately began to watch the sketch.

Speaking of which, the sketches in this world are simply beyond Wang Hao's expectations! It's not that the acting is good, but the acting is really bad!

The whole sketch lasted nearly twenty minutes, and Wang Hao didn't laugh once!

Can you watch such a sketch? It doesn't matter if you can't laugh, the actor is okay and always begging for a round of applause or something-what are you singing as a duo?!

"Xiao Yue Yue," Wang Hao asked Yue Peng beside him: "This sketch must be the worst one among the programs that came to participate in the review this time, right?!" ”

As soon as Wang Hao finished saying this, before Xiao Yueyue could reply, Wang Hao saw that the circle of people around him turned their heads in an instant, and that look, click, could almost shoot him into a hornet's nest!

What's going on?

"Brother Hao," Xiao Yueyue was frightened into a cold sweat, and whispered: "The one who is now acting on the stage is called Liu Datou, and the previous party has always been his finale, and his sketch is definitely the best in the program we participated in the review this time, how can you say that it is the worst?!" ”

, such a sketch can also be said to be the best?

What do you think he's playing? The three of them squeaked and screamed on the stage, busy with their work, and then there was no laughter at all, only occasionally there was a little applause - such a sketch is still the finale?!

If this is put in the previous world, it is estimated that it can only be regarded as the grade of a cave performance, and it has to be cannon fodder!

"Is this the best?" Wang Hao was dumbfounded: "What do those in front of you have to rot into?!" ”

The people around him turned around again, and they looked at each other again!

Soon, after the sketch was finished, the actor nicknamed Liu Datou got off the stage and came over to Wang Hao!

Then Wang Hao saw that the people around him hurriedly rushed up, the one who served the tea and the one who sent the towel gave the towel, Liu took a sip of tea, wiped the sweat with the towel, and then sat down with a big grin. Let's not talk about how this product is performing, just looking at his style, he is really awesome in the circle!

I heard the tea-serving whisper laughing: "Big brother, this sketch just now is very good, I must have done it!" ”

The one who handed the towel said: "Do you still need to doubt our big brother's show?" No problem! This year has to be the finale! ”

"It's average," Liu said with a teacup in his head, "I didn't play very well just now, so I barely scored ninety points." Of course, there should be nothing wrong with thinking about passing the trial. ”

Wang Hao: "......" is still 90 points on this show?!

Brother Wo Groove finally understands why you are nicknamed Big Head, you have to be too cheeky to stretch your head!

Secretary Lin on the rostrum in front of this kung fu and several high-level executives of the TV station began to evaluate the sketch performed by Liu's head just now, and several people exchanged heads and discussed for five minutes, and finally shook their heads together.

An official on the side of the rostrum suddenly raised his hands, made a cross, and said: "The program has not been reviewed, and the intermission is ten minutes!" ”

"Poof!!" As soon as he saw that the show was killed, Liu's head, who was drinking tea, suddenly squirted out a mouthful of tea, and exclaimed: ", I can't do this show?!" ”

Not only was he shocked, but everyone else in the audience was shocked except for Wang Hao!

"Isn't it?! Liu's big head shows have been killed?! Then can there still be a show at this party?! ”

"That's it, the show with Liu's head just now is definitely very good, this show has been killed, so can we still use it?!"

"What can I do? To be reasonable, our show is definitely not as good as his one, it's over, it's definitely hopeless! ”

Yue Peng was also full of horror and said, "Oh my God! Liu's big head shows are gone! Brother Hao, what should we do?! ”

"Isn't it normal for such a show to be killed?" Wang Hao scratched his hair and said, "I don't think it's funny at all, the audience can't laugh at the sketch, that's definitely not good." ”

To tell the truth, Wang Hao is also telling the truth, but it is different in the ears of the people around him!

"Who are you? Do you understand what a sketch is? ”

"That's it, young people don't brag nonsense, the sketch of Liu's big head is definitely very good, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"

There is a way that good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles.

As soon as Wang Hao finished speaking, it reached the ears of Liu's head.

Liu's head jumped and he stood up, walked up to Wang Hao angrily, and sneered: "Who are you?" Talking so arrogantly? My work is not good, but your work is good, right? He glanced at Yue Peng as he spoke, and said, "Isn't it just a stinky cross talker, what do you have to do here?" ”

Oh, I'll go, don't you want to talk about this show? Do you think everyone has to get used to you?

What's wrong with cross talk? Our little Yueyue is now also the pillar of the Happy People's Stage! What's wrong with being a class lower than you?

Wang Hao wanted to teach this Liu head a lesson, at this time, Xiao Yueyue secretly tugged at his clothes, and whispered: "Brother Hao, forget it, let's not quarrel with him, I will appear in a while, and there is no need to argue with him about this." ”

"Okay," Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders: "Then I'll say a few words." ”

In fact, he really couldn't help it just now - as far as this sketch of Liu's big head, if it was in his opinion, it would definitely belong to pure cannon fodder, even if it was to participate in the audit, it would belong to the grade of fullness.

As a result, Liu's head dragged 2580,000 ......

"What, that's it?" Liu laughed and said: "Also, cross talk has always bowed in front of our sketches, remember it in the future, don't say anything, you know?" ”

Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders with a smile, this guy really feels good about himself!

At the end of the intermission, two more sketches went up later, and all of them were killed without any accidents, and everyone couldn't sit still.

"What should I do? Go up and kill one by one! ”

"It's over, no one will be able to pass the trial this time!"

Yue Peng was also nervous, he pulled Wang Hao's arm and said, "Brother Hao, the next one is me, can you do it?" ”

Wang Hao smiled: "I'm afraid of a fart, on!" With Brother Hao here, it's absolutely no problem! ”

Liu, who was standing next to the two of them, snorted and said, "Just brag, when the time comes, see if your cross talk is killed, what else do you say!" ”

Wang Hao glanced at him - this thing is really cautious, don't you just tell the truth......

Soon the venue was quiet, and Xiao Yueyue appeared!

There were no accidents, and when Xiao Yueyue's cross talk was finished, the entire review team showed their cards together and passed!

"! Really over?! Liu's big head and eyes almost didn't pop out, and his face was full of disbelief: "This ...... This ......"

Everyone was surprised, and at this time, Secretary Lin, who was sitting on the rostrum, frowned, and said: "This is not good, there are so many programs, and in the end there is a good one, and a party can't be a language program!" What to do? ”

After listening to Secretary Liu's words, everyone in the audience closed their mouths and didn't dare to speak.

Yes, a party is just a language program, obviously not good, you can't do it.

As a result, just when everyone was embarrassed, suddenly Liu's head stood up and stretched out his hand to point at Wang Hao: "Secretary Lin, this person said that we can't perform sketches, maybe he can do something!" (To be continued.) )