As soon as Liu Toutou finished speaking, the eyes of everyone in the audience were fixed on Wang Hao!

If the gaze could penetrate people, Wang Hao would definitely have become a honeycomb coal - the kind that would be shot for ten minutes!

"Who is this man? Dare to say that we can't perform a sketch?! ”

"It's just, I've never seen it before, why is it so loud? If we can't act, just his?! ”

"Whatever, Liu's big head is really good, on this occasion he said that our show is not good, this time look at what he says!"

Secretary Lin also saw Wang Hao on the rostrum, and was suddenly startled at a glance, and said, "Wang Hao? How are you? ”

As soon as they heard this, everyone present was collectively stunned!

What's the situation? Could this Wang Hao and Secretary Lin know each other?!

Wang Hao smiled and said, "I'm here today to press my classmates." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Your classmate, who?" Secretary Lin asked curiously, "Which show are you acting in?" ”

"It's the cross talk that just passed the trial," Wang Hao replied: "Yue Peng is my classmate." ”

"Is it him?!" As soon as he heard this, Secretary Lin was stunned and said, "Your classmate is quite talented, and the cross talk is very good!" ”

At this time, Yue Peng, who was sitting next to Wang Hao, spoke, he was a standard Wang Hao's sworn friend, and said: "Secretary Lin, the cross talk I said was made by Brother Hao for me, my Brother Hao is talented!" ”

In an instant, everyone present opened their mouths wide!

The cross talk that made everyone laugh back and forth just now was made by this Wang Hao?

Secretary Lin was also surprised and asked, "Do you still know sketches?" ”

Wang Hao smiled very modestly: "I understand a little, I understand a little." ”

Hearing Wang Hao say that he understood a little, Secretary Lin was not very sure, and asked, "Is this ...... Why don't you come up and talk about it, brother? ”

"It's done!" Wang Hao stepped forward generously, and Secretary Lin hurriedly asked someone to get him a stool. The director of this kung fu TV station also spoke, he held down the microphone, and whispered: "Wang Hao, this sketch doesn't mean that you can make funny jokes, you have to have baggage, you have to be able to echo before and after, and you have to have laughter, this is very professional." Some people rely on a small fire all their lives, you can take it easy. ”

"Don't worry!" Wang Hao took the microphone and said directly: "Next, I will tell you about the sketch!" ”

"Say you're fat, you're really panting!" Liu's big head widened, and he said loudly: "Do you know how long it takes to study a sketch, we have to study a work for a month, and we have to scrutinize it repeatedly before it can be put on the stage!" You dare to talk about a sketch here? And say my work is not good?! ”

Everyone echoed: "That's it, this is a very professional thing, interlaced like a mountain, don't talk nonsense!" ”

"I'm really embarrassed," Wang Hao said with a smile: "I think you misunderstood what I meant, I'm not targeting anyone, I just want to say, all your sketches are not good!" ”

Rumble! As soon as Wang Hao said this, the whole room suddenly exploded!

"This is called Wang Hao's tone is really big! Does he really know sketches? Bragging, right? ”

"It's like, sketches aren't that easy to do, you have to have characters, right? You've got to have a plot, right? You've got to have baggage, right? This doesn't mean that cross talk just makes some jokes. ”

"That's it, it must be that Secretary Lin is here, and he is blowing nonsense!"

"Secretary Lin, I can't take this job!" Liu blew his beard and stared, and shouted: "This random person will say that he understands the sketch, and he also said that we can't act!" I know he knows Secretary Lin, but you can't shield your friend like that, right? Just call him wild here?! ”

This time, Secretary Lin was also embarrassed, and said: "Wang Hao, you can take it easy, can you do it?" ”

"You don't believe it, do you?" Wang Hao said with a smile: "I knew you didn't believe it. Eh, who is that, your name is Liu's big head, right? What is the skit you played before?! I can't get on the front and back, I don't have any jokes, and the burden is not good at all, so you have been studying such a sketch for more than a month? ”

"I can't?!" Liu's head said angrily: "You can do it!" ”

And all the people chimed in--

"That's it, Secretary Lin, if you don't care about it anymore, we won't take this job!"

"You can do it, you can do it, if you can't do it, don't BB!"

"Yes, if you can do it, you can go up, if you can't, hurry down and don't pretend there!"

Yue Peng, who was sitting in the corner, pinched a cold sweat, Brother Hao, you are my brother! Can you do it?! Don't scare me!

Facing the passionate crowd present, Wang Hao pressed his hand with a smile and said, "I'll just say one, so that everyone can understand what a sketch is!" As he spoke, he shouted, "Eh, that big brother, please get a board, and I'll show you a demonstration." ”

The officer on the side immediately moved a board and put it on the stage.

Wang Hao walked over, swished, and wrote three words on the board, and everyone read it together: "Scotland." ”

Then Wang Hao wrote two words below, and everyone connected this time: "Scottish flirting? ”

Wang Hao smiled and said, "That's Scottish sentiment!" ”

The crowd was stunned at first, and then they all burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha, this is interesting, don't say it, this kid has some ability, just a few words to make a joke!"

"Indeed, it seems that he still has two brushes, Scottish flirtation, Scottish flirtation, haha, if you read this order wrong, you can make people laugh to death!"

Everyone laughed, Secretary Lin looked stupid, he laughed for a while, and then he was surprised: "Brother, you can do this!" It's just godly, just such a simple five words are a joke! ”

"Got it, right?" Wang Hao pointed to those five words and said, "Is this a joke?" If you look at your works again, you can't get a laugh after working for a long time, I said that your works are not good, and I have wronged you?! Yue Peng, is Zhao Laofu'er from our big stage here? If he comes, call him up! Get another braid of garlic and another chicken! Find another pair of pants, the kind with huge legs! ”

"Okay!" Yue Peng shouted: "I'll call him over!" ”

Soon, a middle-aged uncle who looked honest entered the room and saluted the rostrum in fear: "I'm here, I'm here, I'm Zhao Laofu'er." ”

"Old Fu'er, come on," Wang Hao beckoned to him, and then asked Yue Peng to help him carry the props: "You put this props on your back!" Then Wang Hao looked at the scene again, and it didn't matter who it was, anyway, he found a suitable one casually, and called: "Eh, you, yes, yes, come on, you play a role!" ”

The little girl who was pointed at: "Me? ”

"That's right, you," Wang Hao said: "You are called Mao Mao in this sketch, remember?" ”

"Cheng," the little girl walked up directly, and Wang Hao explained: "This is your grandfather, understand?" ”

The little girl nodded: "Understood!" ”

Then Wang Hao was looking for an actor at the scene again, and soon his eyes lit up, and he pointed out: "The one over there, yes, young, more feminine, yes, it's you!" ”

The young man's boss was not happy: "Who do you say is feminine?" Brother is a pure man! ”

Wang Hao Dale, this product is simply too good!

"You look at the waiter in this hotel," Wang Hao said: "I'll write you lines later!" ”

"Will it work?" The man walked up suspiciously and said, "Read the words?" ”

"It must be," Wang Hao drew another one and said, "You are a judge who plays a good song of Zhonghai, you know?" ”

The man nodded, "Understood." ”

Now that the personnel have been arranged, Wang Hao began to make lines. There are laptops and printers at the scene, Wang Haoyun pointed like flying, and he typed all the lines in about 20 minutes, one copy per person, handed it over, and said directly: "It's done, you just read the words, I have a reminder of what to do when and when I can understand it, right?" ”

Several people nodded together: "Yes!" ”

At this time, everyone in the room was very curious, can this sketch made by Wang Hao on the spot? Listening to what he said is quite awesome, I don't know what the effect is.

And then the sketch begins.

First of all, Mao Mao and Zhao Laofener took the stage, and Zhao Laofener read according to the lines: "This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, Scotland...... Flirting ......"

Mao Mao: "Grandpa, you read it back, this is Scottish sentiment!" Grandpa, this is expensive! ”

Zhao Laofu'er: "Don't be afraid, we have money, 30,000 yuan, don't you have a bag?" That's the yellow packet. ”

Here is the foreshadowing of the opening, simply put, the two of them are going to welcome the judges of Zhonghai's good songs, but the bag who pretends to be the one who is la.

At this point, everyone below stretched their necks.

"It's not funny, it's just an explanation."

"yes, what's that? It's not better than ours! ”

And soon, everyone knew how powerful this sketch was!

At this time, Zhao Lao Fu'er and Mao Mao entered the hotel, and Zhao Lao Fu'er: "Waiter!" ”

Xiao Shenyang made a gorgeous debut: "I'm sorry uncle, we are a high-end hotel and do not accept agricultural and sideline products." ”

Zhao Laofu'er: "We are eating, girl, this meal is very important!" ”

Xiao Shenyang: "Who do you call a girl, people are pure masters!" ”

The cheap expression of this little Shenyang, coupled with the outfit, everyone was immediately happy.

Zhao Laofu'er: "How do you wear a skirt?" ”

Xiao Shenyang: "It's not a skirt, it's cropped pants, this has legs...... Oops, I'm in a hurry to wear and run off, I said how inconvenient it is to walk! ”

When they got here, everyone couldn't stop laughing.

Wang Hao's sketch "Not Bad Money", which is recognized as one of Uncle Benshan's peak works, this sketch is called Little Shenyang Red through the North and South of the River! Although there is not much rehearsal here, if nothing else, the wonderful lines alone are already entertaining, and it is obvious that this skit is more interesting the further it goes!

"Hahaha, that's so interesting! Scottish lo mein! Isn't it expensive to marinade? Halogen doesn't cost money. Then let's have a bowl of marinade, the child is hungry! Hahaha! It's so witty! ”

"It was grandly furnished, a hall, a big room, a big picture in the middle, surrounded by flowers! Both white and yellow! Hahaha, this room is so decorated! ”

"Is there more than a pound? Yes...... Or not? These two people, hahaha, this conversation is amazing! ”

The people below were staggering, and the three people on the stage were also laughing while reading: "This can have ...... Not really! ”

At this time, Secretary Lin, who was sitting on the rostrum, had already listened to it, and his jaw was about to fall to the ground!

Such an awesome work, is it really made by this Wang Hao?! If this is played at the party, then it must not be blown up?! (To be continued.) )