"Hey, hey!"

"There's no hurry!"

"Nima, can you give some strength!" Several other people all looked at Yao Yu with blank eyes.

"Do you know when a nuclear bomb is the most terrifying?" Yao Yu asked.

Hearing this, everyone shook their heads in unison.

"It's the scariest thing before it explodes!"

"You think! As long as I don't challenge the Guinness of Japan for a day, they will be terrified, and if they are done, their mentality will become ******** they will aim for me, and they will not have that feeling of trepidation. How not fun! ”

"I plan to be in a bad mood in the future, and they make me unhappy, so I'll challenge one and see how they look, how fun it is!" Yao Yu said evilly: "I'm so honest! ”

"Among our brothers, you are the worst." Everyone spoke in unison.

"And what are you going to do next?"

Zhou Shanhai asked.

"Rest for a month, go home and have a look, and then talk!" Yao Yu thought of his father's generous back at this moment, as well as his mother's kind and concerned eyes, and a warm current surged in his heart, and he couldn't wait to rush home immediately.

"Hah!"

Suddenly, there was a loud roar from the next table.

Everyone couldn't help but turn their heads to look.

I saw a girl who was about 1.7 meters and 200 catties like a winter melon, and said vigorously: "I'm going to go to the gym, do any of you want to stop me!" ”

"Ancestor, no one is stopping you, as long as you are willing, I am willing to spend as much money as my father wants!"

A middle-aged man next to him, who was also fat and had a beer belly already on his chest, said.

"I'm going to the pest fitness studio run by Yao Yu, he can definitely help me lose weight!"

Winter melon girl said categorically.

"Who is Yao Yu? Pest fitness studio? The beer-bellied man asked a little nervously, "Where?" ”

"Yao Yu is the fitness coach who defeated the little devil, I heard that he opened a fitness studio, so he called the pest fitness studio in Zhangzhou, and he is also from Zhangzhou."

Another man with glasses next to him added.

"It's the guy who killed the Japanese people! Winning glory for the country is really good, and presumably his fitness studio will not be bad! "Yes, that's him, go back and Dad will sign you up."

When the voice came, everyone looked at Yao Yu with strange expressions.

"Hey, hey!"

"I didn't expect me to be so famous." Yao Yu said with a smile: "I'm so honest, I'm really not used to it!" ”

"That's good! Young man, I have come up with an idea, a good idea to promote our store, and it will definitely work, and it will greatly increase the sales of your business. Rong Kai's eyes rolled rapidly, looked at Yao Yu and said.

"Say, hurry up, for the sake of business, in order to better serve the people, even if I go to the door of the store to show my thighs!" The old rascal Zhou Shanhai quickly threw away the festival and said very bottomlessly.

As he spoke, he looked at Zhang Yan.

"Look at Mao, and then watch the old lady strip your clothes naked, hang them at the door of the store, and attract wealth and treasure!"

Zhang Yan responded domineeringly.

"Remember to pose as a lucky cat!" Yao Yu decisively mended the knife.

"It's all far away, Nima! You guys get down to business when you get down to business! ”

Rong Kai pulled the topic back from thousands of miles away: "My idea is to let our Internet celebrity, the popular fried chicken, stand at the door of the store with his upper body exposed, and attract customers, and the effect will definitely be violent." ”

"If you do another activity, touch the vest with a consumption of 500, you can **** a device if you consume 1,000, and touch it casually if you exceed 2,000, do you think the business of our physical store will be so good that it will explode!"

"Hahaha!"

Saying and talking, Rong Kai couldn't help but laugh to himself.

"Yes!" Zhou Shanhai strongly supported it.

"Seventy-two likes!" Zhang Yan also resolutely and quickly expressed his approval.

"You guys!"

Yao Yu looked at the bunch of people in front of him who were talking and laughing, and sold himself to the clean hair without flaws with tacit understanding, crying and laughing, speechless: "Nima! I'm an honest man! ”

"I'm a person who has a daughter-in-law, and you have asked my daughter-in-law for her opinion if you have done this."

He decisively lifted Xin Xiaoqi as a shield.

"Huh!"

Xin Xiaoqi blinked her big eyes and said with a smile: "I only have a little opinion, that is, change the price of casual touching, my Yao Yu is not the kind of stall on the street." ”

"On what terms?" Rong Kai said very cooperatively.

"Put a box in front of him and put up a sign - if you don't sell your body or your art, just change the condition to a red Grandpa Mao!"

"Hahaha!"

As soon as the words came out, everyone suddenly laughed.

Rong Kai and Zhou Shanhai laughed loudly.

Zhang Yan even squirted out a full mouthful of beer that had just been drunk into her mouth.

The position where Yao Yu was sitting was directly opposite Zhang Yan.

Zhang Yan's spray hit the target, and Yao Yu was suddenly full of wine.

The white foam, the yellow wine, mixed with some girls' saliva water.

Yao Yu couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and didn't react for a while.

"Ah...... Ha! ”

Seeing Yao Yu's stunned expression, as well as the yellow and white liquid on his face, Zhou Shanhai and Rong Kai laughed and hammered the table.

After Xin Xiaoqi took a tissue to help Yao Yu dry his face with beer, he finally came back to his senses.

"Nima! What about a good brother who will share weal and woe? ”

Yao Yu was angry, picked up two bottles of Xiaoqingdao, one bottle in each hand, grasped it tightly, and shook it a few times.

He didn't even use a wine driver, he directly pressed the beer lid with the thumbs of both hands, and his thumbs suddenly mana.

"Smack! Bang! ”

TWO CRISP SOUNDS, THE TWO 355ML BOTTLES OF XIAO QINGDAO, THE LIDS OF BEER ROSE TO THE SKY.

The liquor full of carbon dioxide carried Yao Yu's anger and sprayed towards Rong Kai and Zhou Shanhai.

A table, less than a meter away, is just around the corner.

When Zhou Shanhai drank Rong Kai and the two reacted, the 355ML Xiao Qingdao had already poured his head and face.

Soon, the battle spread, and when it was time to settle the bill, they realized that they hadn't drunk much.

That night, everyone had countless strings, splashed and drank violently, and they were not drunk and had no home.

……

When he woke up the next day, Yao Yu slept until the sun hit his gluteus maximus as usual, and he reluctantly couldn't get up from bed.

Xin Xiaoqi got up and prepared a breakfast full of color and flavor - boiled eggs, milk, white porridge, tofu milk, and a small plate of green pickles, which made people feel appetizing.

"Big lazy worm, get up quickly!"

Xin Xiaoqi called Yao Yu to get up N+1 times.

"Hmm!"

After Yao Yu answered, he habitually turned over, covered his head with a pillow, and assumed an ostrich pose.

"Humph!"

Xin Xiaoqi saw Yao Yu's ****** raised high because she had practiced too many squats, she smiled evilly and quietly walked in, slapping high.

"Smack!"

With a crisp sound, she quickly took two steps back and decisively moved away from Yao Yu.

"This feels so good, it's so warped, it's so stiff!" Xin Xiaoqi said proudly: "Hurry up, the weather is good today, I want to go to the suburban safari park after eating, it is said that there are several new big tigers?" ”

Near Zhu is red, close to ink is black, and Yao Yu has been in the mud for a long time, and her originally white lotus flower has also been dirty.

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Finally got the third update of today.,Continue to bury your head in the code word.,Thank you for your support.,I'm looking at the posture.,Tomorrow's steady 3800 recommended votes.,And I have to add more.,That's 4 chapters.,Don't be 4300 ah tomorrow.,I'll die on the computer.。

Fortunately, the collection has not risen, or 2400, otherwise it will have to be five watches, Nima, the author is happy in his heart, and regretful, seven up and eight down, extremely worried.

Preview of the next chapter - the hot spot of the event, go up the mountain to fight the tiger.

Also, thanks to HH Zhenxiang for the copy suggestion, it came in time.

Nima thought about the copy for an afternoon, and when he came back from the iron, he saw this, and he was always happy, and he had to write again.