Chapter 3: A slap in the face

Yao Yu said, stimulated by the male hormones in his body, and with his big hands full of calluses, he accidentally touched the thighs, waists, buttocks, and backs of several girls. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

While touching, he said honestly: "Your body foundation is good, as long as you train properly, you can quickly improve." ”

The girls who practice hip-hop dance are hot and hot, and under the stimulation of full male hormones brought by Yao Yu's muscular armor, they have all become man-eating female goblins.

After pestering, Yao Yu suddenly remembered that he came out for morning exercises, not to hook up.

After leaving his contact number, he hurried towards his home.

When I got home, I opened the door and saw a delicious breakfast on the small dining table.

Xin Xiaoqi's graceful figure was bathed in the sun, drying clothes on the balcony.

"I'm back! Time to eat. ”

She was like a virtuous wife who said virtuously when she saw her husband return.

Xin Xiaoqi just held a bowl of white porridge and brought it to Yao Yu, she glanced at Yao Yu, and suddenly her face changed greatly.

"Bang!"

With a sound, the wooden bowl containing the porridge was directly placed on the table.

Then he walked to the edge of the bed and sat down in a fit of rage, without saying a word.

Yao Yu wondered: "Suddenly I changed my style, wasn't it okay just now?" What's going on? ”

"What's wrong, baby!"

He stood up, walked up to Xin Xiaoqi, lowered his body, and asked in a half-squatting position.

Xin Xiaoqi glared at him, didn't say a word, the height of his chest rose and fell rapidly, and he looked angry.

Yao Yu saw a sentence in her eyes: "The old lady is very angry, and the consequences are very serious!" ”

He immediately began to wonder what was going on.

"Yesterday before going to bed, a vigorous exercise brought a good deep sleep, and there will definitely be no problem."

"It's good when I get up in the morning, just before I enter the door, Xiaoqi is still happily preparing breakfast."

"When she was serving porridge just now, she suddenly glanced at me, and then it became like this, the problem should be with me, it happened during the period when she went out for morning exercise before."

"Is it?"

He thought of the scene he had just entangled with the hot dancing babes, and he couldn't help but feel weak for a while, and his eyebrows habitually raised.

Yao Yu reached out and touched his neck and cheek, and when he looked at it again, there was a bright red touch on his palm.

"It's miserable!"

He immediately found the problem: "Just now, a girl took advantage of the chaos to kiss me secretly, and blame me, but also check it yourself before entering the door, and it would be good to put away the horse's feet!" ”

"Daughter-in-law! I was wrong! ”

Yao Yu decisively changed his attitude, and honestly half-squatted in front of Xin Xiaoqi and sincerely admitted his mistake: "Just now, a girl fell down and accidentally rubbed me, I didn't do anything!" ”

As he spoke, his eyebrows unconsciously stirred upward.

Yao Yu just wiped the palm of his hand, and when he wiped it, he directly expanded the red lip print on his cheek.

The bright red of this enlarged version, as well as his unconsciously raised eyebrows, looked at Xin Xiaoqi's eyes, which made her feel even more suffocated.

"You're still lying, don't you know that when you lie, your eyebrows will go up?"

The more Xin Xiaoqi spoke, the more angry she became, and tears couldn't help but flow out.

"Smack!"

A crunch!

She looked at Yao Yu, who was half-squatting beside her, and suddenly raised her left hand high and slapped Yao Yu's right cheek hard.

Xin Xiaoqi looked at the distinct five slap marks on Yao Yu's face, a little distressed, and was stunned.

"Nima! You actually slapped me! ”

Yao Yu's subconscious reaction was to raise his right hand and slap it back.

He stared at Xin Xiaoqi fiercely in his eyes as if he was about to burst into flames.

Yao Yu took a deep breath, thought about Xin Xiaoqi's goodness, and his own fault, and endured it.

Stunned, he remembered a passage from the Bible.

So, Yao Yu changed the expression of his hippie face, turned his head with a smile, and put his left face in front of Xin Xiaoqi: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, or you will slap the left side of your face again, so that the two sides will be symmetrical and balanced!" ”

"Poof!"

Xin Xiaoqi was completely defeated in front of Yao Yu's shameless, bottomless, and undisciplined scoundrel face, and couldn't help laughing.

"Don't, you're too thick-skinned, my hands hurt!"

She said with a forced smile.

"Daughter-in-law, I really know it's wrong, when I see a girl on the side of the road about to fall down in the future, I must be decisive to roll as far as I can, just like dodging porcelain, and I won't touch the edge!"

"We must stand high in our hearts, firmly adhere to the central ideological principle of Xin Xiaoqi, and we will not waver in death!"

In the face of Yao Yu's shameless and powerful offensive, Xin Xiaoqi finally broke into a smile.

Yao Yu saw that the form was improving, and Nima had to inch in and climb up the bar.

He licked his face, leaned in front of Xin Xiaoqi with his big mouth, and kissed him fiercely.

Holding the idea in his heart: "There is no contradiction that cannot be solved by one movement, if one is not enough, then two ......", his hands skillfully roamed Xin Xiaoqi's whole body.

……

"Baby, I'm going to go home in two days, are you with me?"

After the exercise, Yao Yu bit Xin Xiaoqi's ear and said.

"So fast?"

Xin Xiaoqi was a little embarrassed and said with a red face.

"Ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws!"

"And you are the only flower in my life, beautiful and in good shape, accidentally inserted into my cow dung, and my cow dung has to be implemented quickly."

Yao Yu's love words were endless, and they made Xin Xiaoqi's whole body weak and weak.

"There is also a special sport in my hometown called waterfall! You definitely haven't played it, I'll take you with me when the time comes! He tempted.

"Waterfall? What is it? ”

Sure enough, Yao Yu successfully attracted Xin Xiaoqi's attention with his hometown's characteristic sports.

"Waterfall descent is the movement of fixing a rope from the top of the waterfall, and then with the help of the power of this rope, from the commanding height of the top of the waterfall, all the way down along the waterfall!"

"Wow, that sounds exciting!"

Xin Xiaoqi had little stars in her eyes.

"Isn't it dangerous?"

She said worriedly.

"Baby, you forgot that I will always be there for you!"

Yao Yu immediately seized the opportunity and time to say sweet little love words.

He flexed his arms, revealing his cannonball-like biceps to show his strength.

"Hmmm! Yes, it would be better if it was thicker. ”

Xin Xiaoqi said while putting her arms around Yao Yu.

……

"Dear Wukong: I've been living in Heaven for a while......!"

The next day, Yao Yu and Xin Xiaoqi were packing their luggage to go home, when he suddenly received a call from the fat man Chen Yi.

"Yao Yu, are you at home, I am looking for you in an emergency."

"Where are you? Come here! ”