Chapter 20 Dog abuse again
"Ah......h
An hour passed, and with Yao Yu's muffled roar, the whole room finally fell silent.
After the battle, Yao Yu wiped the sweat on his face and stretched the eight-pack abs that were sore and about to cramp due to high-speed and long-lasting sprints.
Xin Xiaoqi's little head with long hair and shawl was rubbing back and forth in Yao Yu's thick arms, trying to find the most comfortable position.
Finally, she rested her head on the ground where the extension of the pectoralis major and her shoulders met.
"Your breasts are better than mine, so comfortable to lean!"
Xin Xiaoqi lazily lay on Yao Yu and said, "Where is the above piece, why do you feel that there is not enough meat, and you are a little panicked when you lie down?" ”
"It's anterior deltoid, and I practice relatively little, so it looks a little thin."
"Go back and focus on practicing, so that I can lie down comfortably, okay!"
Xin Xiaoqi said coquettishly.
"Focus on practice, the daughter-in-law says one, you must not say two!" Yao Yu said a little love talk, and it was just now.
"By the way, daughter-in-law, do you want to practice together!"
"As the saying goes, men and women are matched and they don't get tired of work?"
"According to scientific research, when working out iron, having a beautiful girl together will greatly stimulate and increase the amount of male hormone secretion in men, which is conducive to improving performance!"
"Really?"
Xin Xiaoqi asked lazily in a nasal voice.
"It has to be!"
"I'm so honest!" Yao Yu immediately clapped his ass categorically: "Daughter-in-law, you must believe in your vision!" ”
"Hmmm! Then I'll think about it! Will you train all over your body? Xin Xiaoqi blinked her eyes and asked a little worriedly.
"Fool!"
"You think muscles are so easy to train! Men have to practice to death under the stimulation of sufficient male hormones in their bodies, not to mention that because there is no **** ketone stimulation, the male hormones in women's bodies are only one-sixth of those of men! ”
"Correct posture, scientific and reasonable fitness, only make women's figures graceful and graceful, skin firm and elastic, health forever, and youth!" Yao Yu habitually talked about the advertising words of Ma Yu.
"Really?"
Xin Xiaoqi still asked suspiciously: "Does that mean that women don't have that egg, so it's difficult to train big muscles?" ”
Speaking of this, Yao Yu couldn't help but be stunned for a moment: "Two, two, not one!" ”
He gritted his teeth and emphasized, "Nima! This is one less egg for no reason, who can stand it! ”
"Huh! All right! Two is two! Xin Xiaoqi couldn't help laughing out loud when she saw Yao Yu's angry appearance.
"Laugh at what you laugh at, start practicing tomorrow!"
Yao Yu said viciously.
"I really want to practice!"
Xin Xiaoqi touched the triceps on Yao Yu's arm, which was as wide as a sports car tire, and asked with concern: "I usually practice yoga, isn't it enough?" ”
"Daughter-in-law, then I'll tell you a joke, okay!"
Yao Yu hugged the graceful figure in his arms tighter and said.
"Hmm!"
"Anyway, aren't all big guys popular to play in the circle of friends and post pictures!"
"Hmm!" Xin Xiaoqi answered, picked up her mobile phone, and planned to take a photo to show her affection.
"It is said that we Chinese women use the P-map software very well, and even the sales of mobile phones with the Meitu App have skyrocketed."
"Uh-huh......!"
Xin Xiaoqi lengthened her nasal voice and turned her head to look at Yao Yu.
"Of course, these people must not include baby you, baby you are naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, far more than those who are shy of the moon and shy flowers, sinking fish and geese, looking at the side of the ridge into a peak, how beautiful you look!"
Yao Yu immediately coaxed up the endless sycophants, and the effect was amazing.
"Humph! Count you to talk! Xin Xiaoqi snorted.
"Japanese girls are good at makeup, and their makeup skills have a long history and are changing with each passing day, and today they are far ahead of the rest of the world in this regard. There are completely two people before and after makeup, and it is said that those who don't wear makeup don't dare to take pictures. ”
"I heard from a classmate who went to Japan to study abroad that once he picked up a girl, returned to the hotel, took a shower, and was scared away by the other party's Lushan true face, and then seemed to have a shadow in his heart."
"Huh! It's really fake! ”
Xin Xiaoqijiao asked with a smile.
"Your classmates?" She immediately felt that something was wrong: "Could it be you!" ”
"Who said that a woman in love has zero IQ, come out, I will definitely not be able to beat you to death!"
Yao Yu complained about this in his heart, and said with an honest look on his face: "Daughter-in-law, how can it be me, I am such an honest person!" ”
"Let's talk about the whole, do you know what Korean women have to do before taking pictures and posting them to Moments?"
"Do what?"
"Change clothes, put on hats, hang accessories, to be different."
"So troublesome?"
"Because Korean girls basically don't have pure natural anymore, that face, after entering the hospital and coming out, is almost the same as the products that come down the industrial assembly line, standardized!"
"If you don't make a difference in the details and post it on Moments, no one will recognize it!"
"Huh! As far as you would say.? ”
"The last one is women from Europe and the United States."
"The preparation work before they take pictures and post on Moments is relatively long, and it often takes months as a unit, or even half a year or a whole year."
"What kind of preparation work has to be done like this!" Xin Xiaoqi was a little curious.
"Hey, hey!"
Yao Yu still put on an honest and serious face and said, "What do you men do?" ”
"Meat sellers?"
Xin Xiaoqi blinked her eyes and said with a smile.
"Smack!"
With a soft sound, Yao Yu directly slapped her sexy little buttocks: "Brother, I'm a seller, not an artist!" ”
"Hehehe!"
"Oh! No, Nima, you took you to the ditch. ”
"I'm selling my art, not my body, my brother is a professional top famous fitness coach, okay!"
"You mean, European and American actresses should exercise before taking pictures?"
"Yes! And it's a long-term fitness, and it's the body, not the face. ”
"You didn't find that the so-called Internet celebrities in China are all with a very similar awl face, and then they are all snow-white foundation, pouting, staring and selling cuteness, as well as unconventional breasts made by various methods."
"There's not a full-body photo of me wearing a bikini in the sun!" Yao Yu complained.
"Hmm!"
Xin Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment and thought about it
"When you say that, I think so, it's really like this!"
"Daughter-in-law, work out with me, under my tutelage, you will soon become a unique benchmark in the modeling industry!" Yao Yu had a big bad wolf-like smile on his face.
"Hmm!" Xin Xiaoqi's heart was moved: "Is it really so effective?" ”
"Yes, trust me, yes."
"When the time comes, you'll know how happy it is to find a muscular man as a boyfriend."
Yao Yu cocked his little tail and said proudly: "We can shoot some videos of double fitness and couple fitness, and they will definitely be popular." In the future, when taking wedding photos, it will definitely be the only one, who has to catch up! ”
"Having a muscular guy as a boyfriend is already sexually blessed."
Xin Xiaoqi stretched out her little hand, teasing the little tail in front of Yao Yu, and said with silky eyes.
"Wow!"
Yao Yu roared: "I'll let you know how powerful I am today!" ”
After saying that, he pounced on him again.
"Ahh Don't! ”
The bed under the two of them complained silently in their hearts.