According to the earthly numerology book, Su Li's descent this time is to cross the immortal tribulation, and all immortals with some qualifications need this calamity. However, I pondered that the heavenly realm advocates self-cultivation, but for tens of thousands of years of pure hearts and few desires, people have to be suffocated from their problems, so they will spend a catastrophe and experience the mundane world by the way, and be happy and joyful.

According to the records, Su Li threw himself into a scholarly family in this life, and his life was worry-free, so what kind of calamity did he go through? I thought about wanting to continue to turn the page and explore the heavens, who would have thought that Grandpa Hades would quickly snatch the thin book with his eyes, blow his beard and glaring at me: "Okay, okay, it's enough to know so much, if you know the back, then I will have committed a great precept." ”

I felt disappointed in my heart, and pouted, "Grandpa is so stingy." As soon as I finished saying this, my grandfather knocked heavily on the door of my head, blushed and said, "I'm doing this for your good, if you destroy the life of Si Ming Xingjun, be careful of being struck by lightning." ”

Hearing my grandfather say this, I touched the hair on my head, imagining the top of my head that was not grassy after being struck by lightning, and the tiger's body was shocked and silent.

"Okay, don't be discouraged, I'll find you a good family to reincarnate, and when the time comes, it's not impossible to get married." Grandpa comforted me and said.

This sounded quite like that, I hurriedly raised my head and looked at my grandfather with affection, and said affectionately: "Grandpa, you must find me a good family, it is best to be very close to Su Li's home, so that I can get close to the water and get the moon first." ”

"Okay, okay." Grandpa accepted and pulled me to the afterlife.

Although I am a guide, I have never had the opportunity to witness the appearance of the afterlife, and now I look at it, and I am a little disappointed. The swarthy hole in front of me can only hold half of my body at a moment's notice, and it's really a bit small.

It turns out that everyone who wants to be reincarnated has to go into this, uh, dog hole? When I thought of the people who came and went to reincarnate and had to commit themselves to drilling holes, I smiled unkindly.

Xu is my smirking appearance looks a little weird at this moment, grandpa looked worried on the side, and hesitantly shouted: "Xiaojin, Xiaojin?" ”

"Huh?" I came back to my senses, smiled soothingly at my grandfather, and then hunched over my ass and slowly drilled into it in an extremely lewd position. As soon as I poked into my head, I suddenly thought of something, I turned around and said loudly to my grandfather: "Grandpa, you must give me a face that captivates the country and the city, and a graceful and enchanting posture." "In this case, Su Li will definitely fall in love with me at first sight.

Grandpa's voice came from behind my buttocks, a little speechless, "Okay." ”

Hearing my grandfather's promise, I put my mind at ease and planned to continue to drill into it, but when I thought about it, I felt that something was missing, so I turned around and shouted at my grandfather: "Give me a smart head." "Ayuan always says I'm stupid, Su Li must not like stupid girls.

"That's a lot of nonsense." I only heard my grandfather shouting unbearably, and then I only felt a kick in my buttocks, and before I felt the pain, I didn't know anything when it was dark in front of me.

When he woke up, he became a little baby without accident, but Rao was already prepared, but he was still startled. With my eyes wide open and seeing the enlarged face coming over, I had no choice but to watch my little face being lightened, and I wanted to cry without tears.

"Ah, our little Ruan is so cute, look at these big eyes, the water is so good-looking, yo, you see, he's still smiling at me." The man holding me was bearded and said with a smile to the frail woman beside him.

I rolled my eyes, I didn't smile at you, but seeing that he was so stupid, I didn't care about him, and hurriedly turned my head to look around, where is Su Li, where is Su Li?

It is said that I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, but can I not be in a hurry, in case I am not by his side and he is hooked up by other girls, then won't I be busy this trip in vain? When I was distressed, I only heard the sound of the door, and a gentle voice came from far and near, and said softly: "Congratulations to the eldest brother for winning his daughter." ”

"Ah, Brother Xian is here, come with me to the hall to catch up with the old days, big brother, I haven't drunk with you for a long time." The man who was holding me, no, it should be said that my father shoved me into my mother's arms with lightning speed, and then hooked up with the man and went out.

I was so angry that I was thrown off like a burden, babbling and yelling.

"Oh baby, are you hungry?" My mother coaxed me softly, the voice was very good, warm like a breeze in spring, which made me lazy and want to sleep.

It turns out that this is what it feels like to be a mother.

However, my mother's next action made me messy in the wind.

She...... She untied her clothes in front of me, and her two plump breasts were about to come out. She's not going to breastfeed, is she?

Woo, I don't want I don't. I cried out in my heart with shame, but my mouth was babbling.

I turned my head, twisted my head, and twisted again, trying to avoid the milk that was trying to put it in my mouth, and I saw a little boy of about three years old, standing not far away, his dark eyes staring at me curiously.

Ah, what a cute and beautiful little boy, I am very fond of it. I couldn't help but glance at it again and again, and when I looked closely, I always felt that his surprisingly dark eyes had been seen somewhere, and the more I looked at it, the more familiar it became.

Ah, isn't he a miniature version of Su Li? I asked Grandpa Hades to arrange for me and Su to live next to each other, and it seems that Grandpa is honest and does not deceive me.

I was so happy that I didn't care about my mother's motive for trying to feed me milk, and eagerly stretched out my chubby arm like a lotus root, wanting to touch the hem of Su Li's clothes.

At this time, the mother found out that there was a little guy in this room, and finally stopped her wolf-like movements, pulled her neckline with a slender posture, smiled at him gently, and said, "Han'er, you are here, come and see my sister." ”

The little boy stood there and hesitated for a moment before slowly pacing his small steps towards me.

At that moment, I suddenly noticed that I was short of breath, my heart was beating fast, and I was in a cold sweat all over my body, as if I was sick. So, I thought, I'm finished, just a miniature version of Su Li that hasn't grown yet, and it's so lethal to me.

I greedily glanced at Xiao Suli from beginning to end, couldn't help but lick my mouth with my tongue, and then held my head high to reach, wanting to take advantage of him. But in the end, my neck was sore, and I still didn't touch one of Xiao Suli's fingers.

My hated teeth itched, and my eyes were red.

In the end, it was my dear mother who saw some eyebrows, and smiled and teased: "Han'er, Xiao Ruan likes you, and I will be your daughter-in-law in the future, okay?" ”

Sure enough, it was my mother, this sentence won my heart, I grinned and looked at Xiao Suli, slowly waiting for his answer. However, I was a little nervous, and I held my breath, my eyes locked on him without blinking, not even letting go of his slightest movement.

Xiao Suli blinked his curly eyelashes, like wings trembling lightly, with a little delicate, he looked at the smiling mother with a blank expression, and then put his eyes on me, and a crisp childish voice came slowly, "Xiao Ruan...... Not good-looking, wrinkled...... Bar's. ”

As soon as my mother heard this, she laughed, teased my nose, and said with a smile: "Xiao Ruan, what should I do if Brother Su Li doesn't want you?" "That being said, there is no trace of distress in his expression, my mother is really bad.

I stared at Xiao Suli with sadness in my eyes, and thought, when I grow up and become a peerless beauty, see if you dare to dislike me. Thinking about it, his gums itched, and finally he closed his eyes and raised his head, took a full breath, and with a bang, he finally bit Xiao Suli's smooth and tender little face. Although it was only a second, it still left its own saliva on that face.

Hehe, this is my exclusive mark, lady, you just wait for me to marry you when I grow up.

I secretly thought in my heart happily, raised my head, but saw Xiao Suli covering the little face that I kissed, staring at me with great grievance, and her watery eyes radiated a clear and clear light.

Whew, that's so cute.

I was three years old, and I ran after Su Li's ass all day long, and once Su Li was annoyed, so he untied my belt and wanted to tie me to a big willow tree next to me. It was my most tragic and happiest moment.

At that time, I developed a quirk, that is, I liked to pick up my underwear, and the elasticity of the edges of the trousers was extremely poor. So, the moment my little trouser belt was untied by Xiao Su, my trouser leg and my panties fell gorgeously together.

And then, my little white pollen and tender little butt was exposed to the air.

At that moment, I was confused. When I turned around, I saw that Xiao Suli was also staring at me dumbfounded...... of the ass.

Although I look like a three-year-old baby, I have lived for more than 3,000 years in my bones. Before I tied my belt, I saw that someone was running away from the corner of my eye, and I didn't care about the danger of the pants falling again, so I quickly grabbed someone's trouser leg with my eyes and hands, and said seriously: "Brother Su Li, you saw my ...... Ass, be responsible for me. ”

It is estimated that it was my stern expression that frightened him, and a trace of embarrassment and shyness flashed on Su Li's always expressionless face, and then he said in a slur manner: "Then what do you want?" ”

Just wait for this sentence. I was secretly happy in my heart, but my face was silent, I cleared my throat, and said softly and crisply: "You marry me." Before the words fell, I thought about it, and felt that it was very inappropriate, and then added: "Come and marry me when I am fifteen years old." ”

In the past three years, I have understood that I can't marry Su Li, but I can marry him.

But then I think about it, with 3,000 years of wisdom, I am really a bit cheeky to talk about such a profound topic as marriage to a six-year-old child, and I am simply abducting children.

However, if you can kidnap a husband, shamelessness is shameless.

I spurned the cheekiness of the person in my heart, and Xiao Suli over there was also struggling with himself, I couldn't wait, so I just didn't do it, my heart was horizontal, I closed my eyes, opened my voice and howled loudly: "Mother-"

Sure enough, in less than a second, my pot-bellied mother staggered out with a round belly, with a motherly look on her face, "Xiao Ruan, what's wrong?" ”

Her movements were very eager, her big belly trembled, and I was frightened to see it, and I was afraid that the lump of meat in my mother's stomach would fall out. Originally, I thought a little bit about letting my mother be a witness and implement my marriage with Su Li, but when I saw her belly that was about to give birth, I regretted it.

"Mother, don't come here." I shouted to her anxiously.

"Huh? What the? ”

My mother looked dazed, didn't hear what I was saying, and leaned a few steps closer to me.

At that time, my heart was beating to my throat, and I didn't care about forcing Su Li to marry me, my heart was full of my mother's belly, and I opened my mouth wide and shouted: "Mother, be careful of your stomach." ”

"Huh? What the? I didn't hear you. "My mother is still coming to me.

Then, tragedy struck.

I only heard my mother's scream, and her huge body rolled to the ground like a ball.

Later, whenever I thought of this day, I beat my chest and regretted it. Of course, what I regret is not that my mother gave birth to my sister prematurely by rolling on the ground, but that why did I call my mother out like a stupid person?

If, if I fight a little more, maybe Su Li will follow?

There is no regret pill in the world.

My sister jumped out in less than eight months because of my mother's fall. Because I was born prematurely, my body is slender and delicate, not that it is unhealthy, but compared to my sturdy small body, it looks a little weak.

whereas

Yes, I didn't become the great beauty I imagined, the eyes and nose were exactly what I was. I thought angrily to myself, Grandpa Hades, you are a scalper, and when I go back, I will confiscate all your spring palace diagrams.

When I was 12 years old, I finally experienced what it was like to be sad.

At that time, the fruit on the mulberry tree was red and purple, and it looked like a beautiful phantom purple glass bead from a distance. And just as I was eating, my beautiful sister came from the side, and her gestures were full of grace and grace.

I'm the least resistant to beauty, so I can't help but become a nymphomaniac on the tree. Just as my eyes were full of pink bubbles, I missed Su Li for a long time, and walked unhurriedly from the other side.

It was late autumn, the leaves were dyed golden, and the orange sunset in the sky set off such a beautiful scenery to the extreme, and my beloved boy slowly walked towards me, like the person in the painting, just like the moment I first met him.

Then, I drooled at him in a way that didn't make sense. He looked at him stupidly, and it took a while to realize that something was wrong.

Hey? No, I'm hiding in a tree, how did Su Li see me? Is it?

I hurriedly craned my neck to look down, only to see my fairy-like sister and my handsome future husband looking at each other affectionately.

My glass heart crackled and shattered to the ground.

"Brother Su Li, you ...... Do you like my sister? Ruan Ningxi's timid voice came from under the tree.

I was going to be the air, and I couldn't help but stretch my ears when I heard this.

“……”

"Brother Su Li?"

"Hmm." He replied lightly.

As soon as I heard this, I immediately became energetic, wondering whether his word "um" meant that he liked me, liked me, or liked me.

"Brother Su Li, I ......"

The voice was louder, I couldn't hear it, I shouted in my heart.

But my ears are comparable to those of the wind, and I still haven't heard the sound of mosquitoes in the evening.

I didn't hear Su Li's next answer clearly, I just stared blankly at Ning Xi who suddenly burst into tears, a little at a loss.

Ningxi, don't cry, why are you crying? Ignoring the mulberry juice on my face and hands, I hurriedly tried to climb down the tree to comfort her, but the next scene made me dumbfounded.

The crying pear blossom with the rain beauty fluttered in the arms of the tall and handsome man, snuggling up to each other, what a beautiful scene! Of course, leave me alone.

I can't say what kind of psychology it is, I suddenly feel tightness in my chest.

When Ning Xi broke through the tears and laughed, and ran away like a little sparrow, I still didn't recover.

I was so depressed that I felt bored even looking at the golden sunset.

"Aren't you coming down yet?"

The cold voice came quietly, almost scaring me out of the tree. I looked down at him in shock, and the next second, I was stunned.

The autumn breeze is bleak, the frost sky is red leaves, my hero stands under the mulberry tree, just so quietly, the surrounding scenery has become embellishment, as if he is the only one in the whole world, and he is the only one. His eyes are really beautiful, black like black jade, but extremely pure, and the corners of his eyes are slightly raised, which adds a bit of style to his ethereal and elegant figure.

He lifted his slender neck slightly, looked at me quietly, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked, and a smile flashed in his eyes.

Although the smile was very shallow, I suddenly came to life, grinning at him stupidly, "Su Li, Su Li, I can't get down, can you catch me." When I finished saying this, I couldn't help but spit on myself, this mulberry tree is so short, even a round pig can't fall to death, uh, no, this is not contrasting.

However, such a lame pick-up, Su Li is so smart, how can he believe it.

However, to my surprise, Su Li nodded softly, gently.

This time, I couldn't help but jump up and cheer, but I forgot that I was on a tree, and although the tree was not threatening, it was still some height, and I was caught off guard and rolled down from the tree in an extremely gorgeous position.

Of course, when I rolled down, I didn't forget to let out a scream comparable to killing a pig.

"Ahh

Afterwards, I was wrapped into a pig's head by the doctor with three layers of cloth inside and three layers outside, and I lay on the bed for more than half a month before I recovered. During that time, my mother saw me crying silently in bed, and the distressed thing was that the chicken soup and ginseng soup gave me tonic, in fact, she didn't know that I was uncomfortable because I couldn't enjoy Su Li's warm hug.

When I was fourteen years old, it was the age when love first opened, hehe, although I had been in love for fourteen years.

At that time, I realized that I could get married.

Oops, I look forward to the stars and the moon every day, and finally have a chest and an ass. Well, although my breasts are not big, I can grasp them with one hand, although my ass is not curled, I can twist my waist and swing my hips. I stood in front of the bronze mirror, scratching my head and swaying my bewitching body, looking at it and feeling dissatisfied, I stretched out my hands and squeezed my chest, and then straightened my chest and raised my abdomen and buttocks.

Well, not bad. I'm satisfied.

I walked into my mother's room step by step, and changed my voice like a little daughter, "Mother." ”