I'm a guide, and I'm standing guard on the Nai He Bridge not far from me, so you know, I'm still a big official.

It's just that no matter how big an official is, he can't taste a bowl of Meng Po soup, which is a big regret in my life.

It's a pity to say that when I was five hundred years old, I was still only an imposing ghost, and I was not so cowardly as I am now, in order to fulfill my long-cherished wish, I stole a bowl while Meng Po was dozing. However, before I could reach my mouth, I was frightened by Meng Po's approaching face. Since then, I've been haunted by Meng Po, whose wrinkles are so deep that they can squeeze mosquitoes to death.

Later, I heard Ayuan tell me that Meng Po felt that I was lacking in heart. At this moment, I wondered, why am I lacking heart? Subconsciously touched the cheerful little heart of the thief who was pounding in my chest, I laughed, isn't my little heart beating alive in my body?

Day after day, I repeated my lackluster work.

"May I ask how to get to the afterlife?"

I yawned, reached out and pointed softly in the direction.

"Hello beautiful young lady, where is the Netherworld Hall going?"

I smiled and showed him the way, and received a gentle thank you from the man.

Well, as you know, my job is actually very simple, nothing more than to show people two famous paths. Such a simple job makes me feel like a hero is useless. I once very cleverly ran to Grandpa Hades and proposed to erect two plaques at my workplace, so that the reincarnated person would know where to go when he saw the words. At that time, Grandpa Hades's beard was curled, and he touched my head and said seriously: "Xiaojin, you must know that it is not easy for me to pull out your family, and if you can save it, you will save it." ”

After listening to it, I immediately had a good impression of Grandpa Hades, who was five short statures, and even felt that his image was a lot taller.

On this day, Huangquan Road was empty, and only the delicious soup of Meng Po was not far away.

I felt very bored, so I simply sat on the ground regardless of the lady's manners, humming a little tune, swinging on my legs, and playing with the rise.

"Hello."

“……”

"May I ask how to get to the afterlife?"

“……”

"Ahem."

“……”

"Ahem, ahem."

"Huh?" I listened to the humming suspiciously, and when I raised my eyes, I saw the magnified face of the visitor.

I was stunned, and my eyes stared straight at the visitor.

The white clothes are like snow, the dark cloud sleeves, the temples are like knife carvings, the eyebrows are picturesque, even if the eyes are angry, they are also affectionate.

Xu felt a little rude being stared at by me, the man straightened up, looked at me coldly, and then looked away and asked lightly, "May I ask how to go to the life world?" ”

By inertia, I stupidly raised my arm and pointed to the road.

The man's face softened a little, and a clear voice came clearly, "Thank you." ”

"Well, thank you."

Seeing that the other party turned around and was about to leave, I was anxious, and the ghost pulled the other party's cuffs by mistake, and seeing that he turned his confused gaze to me, I subconsciously licked my mouth and asked, "Dare to ask Brother Taigui's surname?" ”

It seems that this is how to make friends in the novels and dramas in the world.

When the man heard this, his elegant eyebrows furrowed slightly, glanced at me, and said, "What are you asking for?" ”

"I want to hook up with you." I didn't want to think about it, so I blurted out the plan in my mind, and when I realized that this was inappropriate, I was already blushing, and it was over, and there was no drama now.

However, to my surprise, the man smiled slowly, like the warm sun breaking the ice, spring returned to the earth, and the warmth was incredible.

"I have drunk Meng Po soup, this trip to earth, the memories of my previous life are empty, what's the use of you remembering my name?" He wondered.

"I ...... I scarce you, you ...... You sue me, okay? I looked at him with pleading eyes, my brow furrowed, and I tried to squeeze out two tears, but the tear ducts dried up and I couldn't do anything.

"This ......" he thought for a while, and finally turned into a sigh: "My name is Su Li." ”

Su Li, how do you write these three words? I looked up at him, and I was embarrassed to ask him, so as to show that I was shallow, so I changed the subject and asked dryly, "Then can I go to the world to find you?" ”

He looked back at Shi Lu, then looked at me again, and said slowly, "If you can find me." Then he followed the path I had just pointed out.

I looked at him and I tried to get another look at his beautiful face, but he didn't look back at me.

I'm so lost and sad, but it's more of a constant fighting spirit that I'm going to hook up with you.

I ran over to ask Meng Po, wanting to find out about Su Li's origin, but Meng Po gave me a blank look, "My wife only cares about the memories of Huangquan, how can I know the origin of their lives." ”

As soon as I heard this, I lowered my head and walked away dejectedly.

I ran over and asked Ayuan, "Ayuan Ayuan, do you know where that person was reincarnated just now?" ”

Ayuan tilted her head and glanced at me: "You want to know what this is for?" ”

I shrunk my shoulders and didn't speak, I knew that if I said Ayuan, I would laugh at me again, but Ayuan's next sentence made me embarrassed.

She said, "You are Si. It's spring. ”

I closed my mouth tightly and twisted my body aside angrily, pretending to admire the large bewitching flowers blooming on the shore of the Xuanming Lake.

Then, I heard Ayuan sigh faintly, "Go and ask Hades." ”

I was overjoyed, and hurried to the Hades Palace.

At that time, the hall of Hades was empty, and instead of the gloomy horror of the past, it was full of depression. I rolled my eyes, slowed my steps, and sneaked down to the side of the desk. I found it when I was 500 years old playing hide and seek with Grandpa Hades, and it was here that I caught the hiding Yama Lord. The next few games, I didn't miss out, and I was able to find him here every time.

In order to save some face for Grandpa Hades, I didn't pull him out on the spot, but stood aside and coughed loudly.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Then, hearing only a sound of rustling, a stocky and short man crawled out from underneath.

"Xiaojin, why aren't you busy leading the way here?"

"I ......" looked up at the other party's face full of red light, with spring in his eyes, and there was still an unknown liquid left on his beard, I obediently took back the next words, and said slowly: "Grandpa, you are looking at the spring palace again." ”

When the little old man heard this, he immediately rushed forward to cover my mouth, and by the way, he sneakily looked around, and only after finding no figure did he turn his gaze to me, squinting his little eyes and saying flatteringly: "Xiaojin, what treasure do you want recently, is it the Pearl of the South China Sea Moon or the polar purple coral, oh, by the way, not long ago, didn't you fall in love with the silkworm golden silk dress I collected, or I still cut my love and give it to you?" ”

I stared at him with a thief's eyes, thinking about my treasure that I had been thinking about for a long time, and I couldn't help but swallow hard.

Strange to say, every time I found Grandpa Hades here, he would always send me something for no reason, and this time was no exception. However, at this time, a figure involuntarily flashed in my mind, dressed in white like snow, with a fluttering posture, and a faint glance was raised, with thousands of thoughts in it.

I thought seriously for a moment, then looked at Grandpa Hades with a stern face, and said solemnly, "Grandpa, I don't want the golden silk clothes anymore. ”

"What...... What the? That...... So what do you want? Grandpa stammered.

I looked at the sweat on his face, and wondered a little, the Hades Palace was so cold that it was almost ghostly, would he still sweat? However, I kept my doubts in my heart and said my plan: "Grandpa, I want to ask you for something. ”

"What's the matter?"

"I ...... I've taken a fancy to a guy and want to come to you to inquire. "After all, it's the heart of the daughter's family, even if you open your mouth to Grandpa Hades, you will still be shy.

"Yikes! My Xiaojin is heartbroken, tell grandpa, who is so blessed to get Xiaojin's love? ”

Hearing the teasing in my grandfather's words, I lowered my head embarrassedly and said, "His name is Su Li." ”

"What ???" Grandpa slapped the broken desk hard, and the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone on the table shook three times.

I shrank my shoulders in fright, carefully observed my grandfather's face, and said in a trembling voice: "He told me that his name is Su Li." ”

"It's him." Grandpa muttered, and then looked at me, who was trembling with fright, and couldn't help but soften his tone: "In the whole world, the only one who can be worthy of Su is the first god of war in the heavenly realm who fights in the four seas and eight wildernesses, Si Ming Xingjun." ”

"He's amazing, isn't he?"

"Yes, I think back then, in the Great War of Gods and Demons, Si Ming Xingjun led 300,000 heavenly soldiers and generals of the Three Realms to fight with the demons for seven days and seven nights, and finally cut off the head of the leader of the demon clan.

"It turns out that Xiaojin fell in love with a hero." I yearned for it, and the belief in my heart became more and more firm.

Grandpa looked at me without saying anything, maybe he didn't want to splash me with cold water, but I was uncomfortable by his expression like swallowing an egg, so I bent down and patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Grandpa, don't worry, I will definitely marry him home and add joy to our netherworld." ”

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

A heart-rending cough rang out.

I came back to my senses, but I saw Grandpa Hades's black face coughing black and red, and I was very worried, so I hurriedly stretched out my right palm and patted his back hard, and said worriedly: "Grandpa, you are overly excited, with your support, my confidence has increased greatly." At the end, I clenched my fists, my face flushed, and I couldn't help but yell into the air excitedly: "Whew-"

When the roar was over, I realized that this action was very inappropriate, and it damaged my ladylike image, and I hurriedly looked at my grandfather who had stopped coughing, but saw that his face turned from black to red and then blue, and finally spewed out two breaths from his big nostrils, and said to me with an expression of 'you are hopeless': "Just like you, can people take a fancy to you?" ”

"How do you know if you haven't chased it?" I didn't care, raised my eyes and secretly glanced at my grandfather's face, and saw that his expression eased slightly, so I started to play coquettishly: "Grandpa, you love Xiaojin the most, just help me, okay, okay......" Estimating that his mouth was not enough, he grabbed his small body with his hands and feet, shook and shook vigorously, shaking and shaking, shaking and shaking, shaking my own head dizzy, and grandpa relented.

Although, I think he let go because his head is confused.

Then, the two of us sneakily got together to discuss the countermeasures for chasing my husband, first ××○○ and then ○○×× and smiled at my happy eyebrows, and a pink picture seemed to emerge in my mind, and Su Li, who was dressed in a bright red wedding dress, leaned on my arms with a shy.

Whew—so happy.