Chapter 18: It's Really Cool
"The tax bureau came to check the accounts and said that we have a serious tax evasion problem and want to be fined 500,000 yuan?" Zhou Tao, who was five big and three thick, whispered.
"What! Half a million? ”
Hearing this quantifier, Wei Kaishang's voice couldn't help but rise.
"The tax bureau is, a trivial matter, I'll go back and dredge up the relationship, see what the specific time is, and which company doesn't evade taxes now!" He continued to maintain the demeanor of a general.
Zhou Tao stopped talking, glanced at Lin Yinhui with his eyes, and let him speak.
"There are also firefighters who have come to the door, saying that the fire-fighting facilities of our headquarters are not up to standard, and an administrative order has been issued to suspend business for rectification, and the headquarters has been closed for half a month." After Lin Yinhui finished speaking, he looked at Wei Kaishang nervously.
Hearing this, Wei Kaishang didn't speak, but his panting voice unconsciously became louder.
"Boss, have you offended someone?" Zhou Tao whispered: "There are also traffic police who have also come to find fault." ”
"Traffic police?"
"Early that morning, four or five traffic police officers came over to post orders, and I heard from several of their departments that they were all explained from above."
"Yes! I know! At this time, Wei Kaishang calmed down instead, and said with a normal face: "You have worked hard these days, and when you are busy with this period, I will treat you well." ”
"Boss, this is what we should do." Lin Yinhui loyally spoke first.
"I'd like to see who's behind my back!" Wei Kaishang looked at the overcast sky outside the car window and said.
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Early the morning of the second day after Yao Yu returned to Zhangzhou City, Chen Xiujing, the fat girl who made the only and last call to the program group, appeared at the door of the pest fitness studio panting.
"Finally found! I have to be skinny! Be skinny! ”
The fat girl Chen Xiujing said with a face full of longing.
"Bang! Bang! Bang! ”
A few thunderous knocks came into the bedroom.
"Wait! Don't be noisy! ”
Yao Yu, who was doing strenuous exercises with Xin Xiaoqi, heard this violent knock on the door, his gluteus maximus shook unconsciously, he didn't raise his head, and shouted angrily.
"Nima! Who is it! This early in the morning came knocking on the door, and he would die. ”
After a long time, Yao Yu crawled down from Xin Xiaoqi in a sweat, and opened the door with a resentful face.
As soon as the door opened, a lump, oh, no, a round ball rolled in and pressed directly on Yao Yu.
Chen Xiujing waited a little impatiently, leaning against the door and playing with his mobile phone, but he didn't expect the door to open.
Her whole center of gravity leaned back, her legs were weak, and her fat ball-like body was directly pressed on Yao Yu.
Somehow, the 40E breast enlargement just suffocated Yao Yu's head.
"Ahh......h Come. ”
Yao Yu finally felt the taste of being killed and brought back to life with chest tightness, although it was accompanied by the smell of sweat.
"I didn't break it!"
After struggling for a long time, Chen Xiujing, who finally got up, pointed to the door with a little fear in the first sentence and asked, it seems that there is a lesson from the past!
"It's none of your business."
Yao Yu replied angrily.
"Are you the fat girl who was going to die or live yesterday and drank pesticides?"
"Yes, my name is Chen Xiujing, I am 1.68 meters tall and weigh 11.1 meters."
"Huh?"
Hearing this, Yao Yu looked Chen Xiujing up and down, and asked suspiciously, "Kilograms?" ”
Chen Xiujing nodded.
"Alright! Since I have accepted your order, I will naturally do my best to ensure that you are satisfied. ”
"As long as you can endure hardships and keep up with my pace and requirements, in three months, our goal is to make you lose half of your weight." Yao Yu said confidently.
"Thank you, coach, as long as you can lose weight, you can do anything!"
"Hey, hey! I hope you remember this phrase. Let's do a comprehensive physical test first! ”
The fat girl is indeed fat enough, and after a simple comprehensive physical fitness test, she tossed for almost half an hour.
She panted and tried to find a place to sit, only to realize that there were no chairs in the entire fitness studio.
"The body fat rate is 61 percent, the height is 1.68 meters, the weight is 112.5 kilograms, and the visceral fat is 73 percent, which is seriously exceeded. is fat enough, and the body fat rate of 61 means that in your weight of 112 kilograms, pure fat accounts for more than 60%. ”
Yao Yu looked at the physical test report in his hand, and said with a solemn face: "If you continue to be so fat, let alone life, it will be difficult to survive." ”
"Coach, can I still lose weight!" Seeing Yao Yu's serious face, Chen Xiujing asked worriedly.
"Hey, hey! That's up to you. ”
"I ask you, what do you like to eat?"
"I love KFC and McDonald's, I drink Coke when I have nothing to do at home, with some potato chips and snacks, and sometimes I drink some beer, braised pork and pork knuckles." Chen Xiujing said with a mouthful of oil.
"Hmmm! It's good, you just need to think about these things in the future, if you want to lose weight, on the one hand, you need to exercise moderately, and on the other hand, you have to avoid it. Yao Yu said calmly.
"Think?"
Chen Xiujing was slightly puzzled.
"yes, I just want to!"
"What do you think?"
"It's just that when you eat, just think about these things, drool first-class, and promote your appetite."
"Ahh
Chen Xiujing finally understood what Yao Yu meant, and looked at him with a loveless look.
"If you want to eat, or if you want to be thin, if you want to live or survive, you choose!"
After a long time, Chen Xiujing finally made a difficult choice between eating and losing weight, and said pitifully: "Then can I think twice a day?" ”
Hearing this, Yao Yu couldn't cry or laugh a little: "Don't treat your hands and feet as braised pork in the end." ”
"Ahh
Chen Xiujing exclaimed: "Coach, how do you know that I did this!" ”
Yao Yu was speechless.
"According to your current situation, I have preliminarily formulated a weight loss plan, three hours of aerobic exercise a day, plus diet control, there will be a preliminary effect in a week, and then I will make adjustments."
"Thank you, coach, what should I do now?"
Go out, the gym equipment here is not for you, I'll take you to the pool to work out.
"Pool?"
"They don't have swimsuits!"
Chen Xiujing looked at Yao Yu with a puzzled expression.
"Swimsuit with hair!"
"It's not for you to go swimming! Just follow me, where is so much nonsense! Yao Yu roared.
Half an hour later, next to the swimming pool in the community, Chen Xiujing, who was dressed in fat, was wearing the largest men's sports shorts and short sleeves, and was looking at Yao Yu behind him with a frightened face: "Coach, people really can't swim!" ”
"This is the children's area, it can't drown you, it doesn't let you swim, it lets you run."
After speaking, Yao Yu raised a foot and directly kicked the fat girl off the pool.
"You weigh too much, if you run on land, I'm afraid your knees won't be able to stand it, I guess the fat hasn't lost yet, remember to make a wheelchair."
"There is no such problem when running in the water, and the resistance in the water is large, and the exercise effect is good, this round trip is fifty meters, you can run for me to lie down for twenty today!" After Yao Yu finished speaking, he found a sun lounger and lay down comfortably to do a sun bath.
Running in waist-deep water is extremely sour.
The trip hasn't been completed yet, yes, it's climbing, Chen Xiujing can't run for a long time.
She looked at Yao Yu with watery eyes, hoping to be encouraged and comforted, as previous weight loss coaches had done.
Yao Yu glanced at Chen Xiujing coldly: "If you want to lose weight, then run to death, otherwise go back and drink pesticides!" ”
His poisonous tongue deeply stimulated Chen Xiujing, and two hours later, she finally finished running.
The whole person was lying on the edge of the pool like a pile of melted sundaes.
Yao Yu walked in front of the fat girl at this time, ready to consume a trace of willpower to convert 500 grams of fat in her body into muscle, so that she could feel the indescribable sourness, and fall in love with fitness.
"Ahh
His hand touched the pork belly on the fat girl's back, and a scream came.
Exercising too much and filling your muscles with lactic acid is what it feels like.
"Don't make noise, endure it, and use my ancestral unique massage technique for you to lose fat."
Hearing the word fat loss, Chen Xiujing's eyes lit up, and she forcibly endured this pain from all over her body.
"Ahh
"Oh!"
"Ugh!"
"Yikes!"
The process of converting fat into muscle was too sour, and the fat girl finally couldn't hold back, and let out a cry similar to some kind of pleasure.
All eyes around them gathered.
When they saw Yao Yu, who was covered in muscular bumps, was working hard to massage a fat humanoid with meat left, they thought to themselves: "All evil money!" It's really rich that can make the devil grind. This fat girl is estimated to be really rich, otherwise how could that muscular handsome guy work hard? ”
"I didn't expect this little fresh meat to be such a person?"
"It would be nice if I were the fat girl."
Yao Yu's solid foundation and cheekiness that he has exercised in the teacher's office since he was a child are also slightly red under the attention of everyone.
He thought to himself, "I'm doing good!" I'm helping people lose weight, I'm saving a fat girl. ”
Half an hour passed, and after the massage, Chen Xiujing looked at Yao Yu with a look of surprise: "Coach, it's really cool!" It's something I've never felt before! I'm going to have to keep going. ”
This sentence attracted the attention of the people around him again, and Yao Yu silently recited in his heart: "I am very honest." ”
Well, the discovery is like a book friend, and it can be described in one word: waves.
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