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The old pig has just finished training, and the great sage has also come back from killing demons on the street.

Looking at the great sage's depressed appearance, Zhang Xiaoqiang estimated that most of the monkey's harvest today was not good.

"Alas, Brother Monkey, this demon slaying is not a great cause that can be completed overnight, let's let those brain-dead non-mainstream continue to fly on the street for a while."

Treating the Great Sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to use force, Mo said to use force, and he didn't even dare to say a word of serious words.

No way, who called the monkey in front of him has the same temper as the weather in September, cloudy and sunny, you never know what kind of "weather forecast" he will give you in the next second.

"Humph! I met two monsters on the road today, but when I arrived, those two guys had already run into the "iron bump". The Great Sage jumped and jumped onto the sofa.

In the past few days, Zhang Xiaoqiang found that this monkey, whether he was on the stool or sitting on the sofa, never said that his ass was settled, and he was in a half-fucking squatting state.

Later, after a private understanding with the old pig, I learned that the daring sage had constipation.

It is said that you can maintain this posture and stand on a laxative.

it! Therefore, the people in the heavenly court can really play.

If this method spreads, countless constipation patients will not run to tell each other, and they will cry with joy.

Well, it is necessary to go back to the Internet and pass on this "love" throughout the post.

As the saying goes, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy, and if one person pulls it smoothly, it is a small music, and the people of the whole country are unobstructed together, which is the most joyful thing.

In case, the post is on the headlines of "Du Niang" by people with a heart, or it is reprinted by "groin", then this year's Nobel Prize in Medicine is not guaranteed is the little brother's...... Thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little excited.

"Come on, Splash Monkey, do you think this is still a journey to the west, where are there any monsters in this world!" In the end, Lao Zhu is familiar with red-headed works such as "Three Represents" and "Eight Honors and Eight Shames", so he is very clear about the clause that "after the founding of the People's Republic of China, monsters cannot become fine".

Immediately, he lodged a serious protest against the irresponsible and self-speculative rhetoric of the Great Sage, and strongly condemned the Great Sage for being self-righteous and indiscriminately buttoning his hat.

"You nerd knows a shit! Today I met those two goods, each holding an iron rod in front of the stockade, passers-by on both sides did not dare to approach, you say this is not a monster to make trouble, what can it be? ”

Dancing and describing the scene at that time, Zhang Xiaoqiang wondered...... In my dignified Chinese legal society, there are still two stunned people who pretend to be b!? Aren't they afraid that the grandfather of the city management will hack them?

Thinking about the stall, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw that the Great Sage imitated the movements of the two demons holding sticks.

Normally, the ruffian pretends to be B, and he will habitually hold the stick in one hand, and at the same time, in order to show the magic stick method of "not picking himself", he will throw it twice when he has nothing to do.

On the other hand, the Great Sage, from beginning to end, the stick is close to the chest, in a clenched shape, and the most important thing is to hold the stick in both hands.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but have a bold speculation in his mind that made him scared.

At that moment, he didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly asked: "Brother Monkey, is the place you are talking about not far from where we live?" ”

"Far!? What is the concept!? In the whole world, where is the place where my grandson can't go? ”

Fog grass!

"Brother Monkey, that's not what I meant! Let's put it this way, in the situation at that time, in addition to the two people with iron rods, were there also people who moved things out of the stockade that you said? That thing looks like this...... It is rectangular and requires several people to work together to lift it. ”

After a moment of silence, the Great Sage raised his back and crossed his eyes for a while, and then nodded: "Yes!" Xiaoqiang, how do you know, listening to you say this, it's really like that. It seems that there are a lot of copycat monsters. ”

After hearing this, the old pig was confused: "Xiaoqiang, why are you fooling around?" ”

"Idiot! What do you mean! What's the reason why Xiaoqiang is also messing around!? Don't think that being a leader above will treat you as a dish, let me tell you, don't forget what you're here to do next! Holding that iron lump day by day...... I'll see you're going to fall into the devil sooner or later! ”

"What do you say! Want to fight!? ”

"Yo roar, this is what you said, just fight, who is afraid of whom!?"

"Bastard! Look at my seventy-two road empty boxing. ”

"Sample! Eat me and lose my soul! ”

"Stop!" With a loud shout, Zhang Xiaoqiang stopped the stance, and prepared to fight the great sage, the old pig, for three hundred rounds in the dark with "rock-paper-scissors".

was stopped by Zhang Xiaoqiang's voice, and the two Heavenly Realm Supremes were also obviously stunned, stunned on the spot.

is the so-called handsome for only three seconds, after shouting, Zhang Xiaoqiang instantly felt a chill on his back.

You must know that he is completely subconscious, but as long as he has a little sense, he will never do such a thing to find "Hasai".

"Hehe," squeezing out the brightest smile, Zhang Xiaoqiang took the teacup from the table and poured two cups in order: "Brother Monkey, Brother Pig, please brush your teeth...... Uh-no, tea. ”

The son once "day": reach out and don't hit the smiling person.

Zhang Xiaoqiang is so "good at admitting his mistakes", Lao Zhu, a great god with consciousness and cultivation like the Great Sage, will not be as knowledgeable as him.

At that moment, the old pig waved his hand: "Tea is free, Xiaoqiang, you tell me clearly first, how can you know the situation encountered by the monkey just now!" ”

"Alas~" a long sigh, unconcealable sadness.

Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the old pig's bare "Mediterranean", and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Brother Pig, isn't the top of your brain full of wisdom, why can't you understand such a shallow situation?

Haze! It must be due to the smog!

The old pig's IQ is obviously not in the service area this time!

Therefore, when you are on a business trip, it is really important to choose the right communication operator!

"Brother Pig, think about it carefully, not far from our house, there is a special car to pick up and drop off, and every time you come down, two people are guarded, holding a guy in your hand, watching people send tin boxes to the car......"

"Oh my God...... That's not ......"

"That's right! That's it! Say it! Under the temptation of following the kind, the old pig finally connected the signal, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was both excited and looking forward to it.

"What you mean is that "the Chinese people are very good"!? ”

Speechless!

"Uh...... That's the People's Bank of China. ”

"Humph! What doesn't work! A mere monster cottage dares to take such an arrogant name! Don't you have anyone to take care of that? ”

"Uh......"

Fog grass! Who dares to care about this Nima! That's a bank!

"Lao Tzu" once said: If you have a gun, you can use it to rob a bank.

But if you have a bank, you can use it to rob everyone.

If you add the word "Huaxia" to this bank, then you can say to the world domineeringly: hand over all the money!!

"Brother Monkey, listen up, the place you went to today is not a monster cottage, don't provoke it. Let me tell you this, that realm is equivalent to the direct jurisdiction of "Rulai" here, and you dare to touch it...... Don't think about it for 500 years, you can be sentenced to life imprisonment and deprivation of political rights for life! ”