I feel scared when I think about it, if the monkey is escorted today, then the rhythm of a set of CCTV is proper. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Brother said that Mr. Wang's recent concert must have demons, and sure enough, ...... This almost made the Great Sage steal the headlines.

Regarding Zhang Xiaoqiang's advice, the Great Sage didn't take it to heart.

Back then, he even dared to stab the headquarters of the Heavenly Court, let alone a branch of the human race.

"That's it! Don't talk about that! What's in your hand? Stones? Cross-eyed at the thing in Zhang Xiaoqiang's arms, the great sage was curious.

"Stone ......" sweats in the head.

This is an antique item that I struggled to talk about, and I bought it at a high price of two hundred yuan.

Thinking of the super-level performance in the second-hand home appliance market in the afternoon, Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little proud.

"This is called a TV, you can produce villains, you turtle!" The old pig did not let go of this rare opportunity to tease the monkey.

The Great Sage didn't care about it this time, and his attention seemed to be attracted by the "stone".

This is the effect that Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to see, you must know that he spent a lot of money to buy a TV, and the ultimate goal is to make the Great Sage find something of interest, so that he can stay at home, so as not to cause trouble outside blindly all day long.

"This thing is not simple, Great Sage! Now you see it like a rock, but just press this key...... Hoho, let me tell you, that's a big deal. Will it give you an extraordinary visual treat? ”

The first rule of coaxing children is to enhance children's interest.

Sure enough, after listening to Zhang Xiaoqiang's vain work, the "divine light" in the Great Sage's cross-eyed eyes became a little stronger: "This thing can really produce a villain?" ”

"Of course, it must be, it must be!" Zhang Xiaoqiang patted his chest a little proudly.

"Open it for me!" The Great Sage looks like he doesn't believe in evil.

Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled indifferently and set the TV on the table.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's resting action was very light, as if he was not holding a TV in his hand, but an ancient artifact.

Coax the second one, the style must be exaggerated, the more you make him unable to understand, the more you can arouse the child's desire to peep.

"Good! Brother Monkey, then I'll give you an ugly one and show it. "Pinch your fists, shake your legs, Zhang Xiaoqiang is about to do the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics.

"The following is the time to witness the miracle, Brother Monkey's eyes must not blink, keep your eyes open and look good! Open!! ”

As a burst of shouts fell, Zhang Xiaoqiang pressed the TV switch.

"Click," the mechanical touch made a subtle strange sound, and then the dead silence returned.

There were no voices, no pictures, and the TV was as silent as ever.

The Great Sage looked at the TV, looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang again, and then inexplicably asked: "Did you not pronounce the spell correctly?" ”

Sweat slid down his cheeks, and Zhang Xiaoqiang stood on the spot.

Emma...... What's the situation, it's so embarrassing.

At this time, the "brainless" old pig suddenly said coldly: "That...... Xiaoqiang, you seem to have forgotten to plug it in. ”

I'll go! Suddenly, like a spring breeze overnight, timely rain fell from the sky!

Who is saying that the old pig's IQ is not in the service area in the future, and my brother will kill him!!

"Uh-haha, that's right, that's right, I said why don't you have an image, mistake, mistake, Brother Monkey, wait a minute!" Feeling out the wire, Zhang Xiaoqiang plugged in the electric board.

After everything, he whispered lightly: "Okay, this "oh", I guarantee that nothing goes wrong." ”

With a "snap of his fingers", Zhang Xiaoqiang struck the switch again: "Open!" ”

"Click!" The familiar sound of mechanical impact sounded again, but the result was ......

Quiescence! Deathly silence!

Looking at the TV set that slept to death, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to cry without tears!

Damn! What a cheat! Second-hand goods are really unreliable!

"Xiaoqiang, don't worry, maybe your mantra is wrong, you are thinking about it." It's very rare, the Great Sage didn't lose his temper because of Zhang Xiaoqiang's failure this time, but on the contrary, he was kind enough to persuade him.

It's just that nowadays, Zhang Xiaoqiang has the heart to listen to people's advice, he is full of his 250 oceans!

"Xiaoqiang, when I was studying with Bodhi Lao'er, there was always a problem with chanting mantras, you know that my Mandarin is not standard, so ...... You can recall it carefully, and maybe you can correct the accent. ”

"Okay, Brother Monkey! You don't understand it at all...... Ouch, this little heart of mine, alas, wow cool, wow cool. ”

"Okay, okay, Xiaoqiang, don't be embarrassed, come to Brother Pig for a hug!" Otherwise, Journey to the West Sisao is the most popular among girls.

This is a critical time to see at a glance.

"Humph! Just a broken stone, my grandson still doesn't believe in evil! Don't be afraid! Xiaoqiang, wait for my grandson to try him! ”

"You...... What are you going to do!? Immediately, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who stopped being sad and realized that something was wrong, turned his head too much.

It's a pity that he was still a step too late after all.

"Open!!" With a burst of sage from the Great Sage.

Zhang Xiaoqiang watched as the other party's hand knife slashed on the TV cabinet.

The position, accuracy, and strength are just right.

Almost instantly, the TV case, which was originally a cube, was deflated by the Great Sage.

The "golden section" of Yomi!

Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned.

He couldn't believe his eyes.

The Great Sage gave the antique TV a makeover with just one trick and a new look.

What is this Nima...... Is the swelling so familiar?

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who thought he didn't have any artistic "bacteria", was confused by the "masterpiece" made by the Great Sage.

In the end, it was the old comrade-in-arms of the monkey, Lao Zhu, who said that he broke the ground: "I said monkey, you are full of food!?" This TV tricks you and messes with you!? You're going to have to split him into an ass!? ”

Fog grass!

His eyes widened suddenly, and he was still wandering around Mount Tai, Songshan and other towering mountains in his mind, and now listening to the angry rebuke of the old pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang realized when he landed.

That's right! This TV now looks like a proper butt, with the patent leather that has been withdrawn from the sun, or the butt that has taken off the pants.

"Ouch, my little heart...... Hurt! It hurts! ”

This machine is so good that it can't be used, at least it's still an antique, and it can really appreciate if it is not kept at home for more than ten years.

But now? Nima took off her pants in the ass...... Don't even want to collect scrap!

Simpleton! Simpleton! Brother's two hundred and fifty ...... It's all over the place!

Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed to himself and felt heartache At the same time, the great sage was still persistent: "Idiot, you don't talk cool next to you!" My grandson has many more types of spell callers than you. Look at the tricks...... Hey! ”

"Smack!" The palm of his hand slapped vigorously at a 45-degree angle on the "left half of the buttocks protruding flap", and then the great sage recited the mantra again: "Open!! ”

Two seconds later, a few snowflakes appeared on the old TV screen, and then a familiar and unfamiliar voice sounded from the TV: "Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat, slow goat, soft cotton cotton, red wolf, gray wolf." Don't look at me as just a sheep, the green grass because I become more fragrant, the sky because I become bluer, and the white clouds because I become soft......"