There was a lot of discussion around, but the Black Five was as quiet as a cicada. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

After a while, the old man of the team ADC said with a touch of doubt: "You, you, you trick, we don't believe it." ”

"Yes, we don't."

"Don't believe it!"

The teammates were very supportive.

Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hand: "I don't believe you can try, the car is here." ”

"Just try, old man, I'm going to expose your little liars in public today!" The old man does not forgive.

At this moment, he completely inherited the belief of Uncle and Aunt Chaoyang in fighting against evil forces.

Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded with a wry smile, and at the same time made a "please" gesture: "You try, you try slowly, don't worry." ”

"Hmph~" The air flow from the nostrils was sprayed, and the ADC uncle walked to the car door and looked back at his teammates.

The remaining foursome who were mainly auxiliary aunts handed over encouraging and trusting eyes to the ADC uncle.

What a touching scene, if the Huaxia team fighting in the Valoran Continent can also be more motivated and less abusive to the uncle and aunt, maybe our Huaxia will also have a chance to win the final championship of the whole season.

With the support of his teammates and the support of the people who eat melons without knowing the truth, Uncle ADC is full of confidence.

After simply conditioning his breath, Uncle ADC was angry and burst out: "Phew~"

Scholar Zhang Xiaoqiang finally started the car and shouted, and the uncle did the same.

However, for more than ten seconds after its voice settled, Isuzu did not make the slightest "hum" movement.

"How so?"

"Lao Niu, the intonation, the intonation is wrong, that kid just now uses a Tianjin accent."

Dry! You are using a Tianjin accent, is it good to speak the standard "puff".

Zhang Xiaoqiang was not convinced, but no matter whether he was convinced or not, the ADC uncle who found the crux of the problem immediately changed his mind and corrected it.

"Hu~Hu~Hu......" As we all know, the tone of Chinese pinyin is divided into four tones: "Yin and Yang go up".

But the ADC old man was stunned for about ten seconds, and "called" no less than twenty tones.

I knew that this was a voice call for a car, and I didn't know which donkey I thought was running on the street.

"Ahem~" continuous "sonic wave" attack, called the adc uncle "out of breath".

After all, age is there, and it is not okay not to accept old age.

"Uncle, don't try, you can't call my car." Realizing that the goal has been achieved, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't want to continue to dwell on the boring farce.

The key is that he is worried that the old man will continue to "call" like this, in case he is too excited and his blood pressure rises and his blood vessels burst, then it will be ...... Self-defeating.

However, Zhang Xiaoqiang obviously underestimated the combat effectiveness of his opponent.

"Lao Niu is not right! That kid started the car before and shouted "drive", not "whew"! "As we all know, in team battles, a mouthful of blood often determines a person's life and death.

Seeing that his own ADC is going to be firstblood, as an auxiliary aunt, he did not hesitate to step forward.

Her blood milk is absolutely just right, and after listening to the assistant aunt's reminder, the adc uncle was full of wisdom "Mediterranean", and he realized at the moment: "That's right!" You're right! ”

Looking back, he handed a look of approval to the auxiliary aunt, and then the ADC uncle crossed his waist and glared at Isuzu angrily, and then mustered up all his strength to shout "Drive~" again.

There was no response, and Isuzu did not move as always.

"Pitch, try changing the pitch!!"

With the experience of the ADC uncle, I don't need to be prompted by my teammates, and this time I am there to "drive~drive~drive~"

Good guy, after this call, Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to commit the embarrassing array.

With the cooperation of the old man's voice, many people involuntarily started to ride horses.

The most nonsense, I don't know which "hero" intentionally or unintentionally, it is actually the stick divine comedy of "Oba, Gangnan style" floating out of the mobile phone.

All of a sudden, the narrow streets came alive.

was originally a one-sided situation, but some people began to fall to Zhang Xiaoqiang's side.

"Old man, don't fix it, this car is obviously someone else's!"

"That's it! Why are young people embarrassed at such an old age! ”

"Go back early and take the children, don't be in a hurry to get angry!"

……

The people eating melons at the bottom began to joke, which called the main ADC uncle of the team.

The uncle is still trying to continue, but the tone in his mouth is getting smaller and smaller.

First, the sound of coaxing at the bottom continued to increase.

Second, the uncle's age was there, and after roaring for a while, his physical strength, energy, and strength all decreased significantly.

In the end, it was finally the fact that he couldn't beat his age, and the uncle kept his mouth shut.

"Huh~" panting like a cow, his face flushed.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang said seriously: "Uncle, aunt, it's good to be warm-hearted, but in the future, please check and verify before you express your opinions." You say you ...... I didn't ask anything just now, so I was given "nutrition salesman", "murderer", "car thief", "hit-and-run", ......" and "Fingers were broken, and Zhang Xiaoqiang counted them one by one.

"You guys are slandering, slandering, fortunately, there are not 500 people at the bottom, otherwise one person will forward this matter to Weibo, and you will all have to be invited to "drink tea", do you know? ”

"Alas~ I said, why are you such a choking young man!? What does it mean to be invited to "tea"? It's not me talking about you! Look at your car, a good car, normal people will be this color? It's like, you call polluting the environment!! Got it!? And also...... These windows and glass tires are all unaccustomed to being smashed, right? So, young man, with your kind of ideological awareness, even if you don't do anything today, you will have problems sooner or later in the future!! ”

"I ......"

Speechless!!

Zhang Xiaoqiang resisted the urge to hit someone.

This Nima is really a dog.

A few minutes ago, the assistant aunt also said that the body color is a popular color, and her daughter's Apple mobile phone is a whole sieve, why does it become a polluted environment on my brother's body? And this Nima is not designed by my brother!!

Besides, the topic of the transformation ability of the "Black Five" is also strong.

The front foot is still talking about the ownership of the car, which is not right, and immediately gives the focus to the color of the car body shape...... And what's going on, it's my brother's fault!?

I don't know if I don't touch it, after just a few minutes of competition, Zhang Xiaoqiang can really realize the combat effectiveness of the uncle and aunt.

What do you mean by nonsense? What is the price of desire, and what is the sin? It's a pity that these aunts and uncles didn't discover their ingenuity.

If they go, it is estimated that the territory of China will be one more acre and three points of land.

In fact, Zhang Xiaoqiang has already won.

However, in terms of verbal criticism and writing, Zhang Xiaoqiang was completely defeated.

I really don't have the mood to continue to have a senseless debate with these old comrades, after all, people are idle and have nothing to do, but Zhang Xiaoqiang still has a good youth to bloom! (To be continued.) )