"Uncle, aunt! I'm not a salesman! Zhang Xiaoqiang tried his best to deny it. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

But the uncle and aunt who have turned "high" are unforgiving.

They decided that Zhang Xiaoqiang was a health care product salesman, and after coming and going, they didn't know that they wanted to watch the crowd gather more and more, and they were about to become the target of the public, and in desperation, Zhang Xiaoqiang could only shout and shout: "What are you arguing about, what are you talking about!?" Give back the right not to speak!? Why do I have to say it!? Who are you when you are? My dad or my mom? And you, a lot of people who are not good at staying at home, why are you running here to follow the trend? Why do you say I'm in the business of health supplements? ”

"You, you, you look like that!" The aunt probably didn't expect Zhang Xiaoqiang to suddenly be arrogant, and under the silence, she could only be strong.

"Since it's not swearing, why are you doing? Are you obviously weak-hearted? "The old man on the side has a strong sense of teamwork, and when he saw that his own assistance was invincible, he immediately stepped forward and prepared to carry the whole audience.

Sighing depressedly, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his face and asked: "Uncle, what did I scold, you said I was weak-hearted?" ”

"You scolded her little white dragon, we all heard it, right?"

"Yes!"

"Yes, yes!"

"We all heard you!"

The old people began to attack Zhang Xiaoqiang in a group, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's head shook during the verbal and written attacks: "Hey, hey, old man, I'...... This, that little white dragon ......"

It's funny to think about it, Zhang Xiaoqiang really doesn't know how the aunt substituted the three words of little white dragon into his head.

In view of the public anger around him, Zhang Xiaoqiang knew that he could not continue to drag it out, otherwise he would be properly labeled as "booklet old" today.

"Auntie, I said that Little White Dragon really didn't scold you, that was the name of my car, and his name was Little White Dragon."

"Your car? Young man, our Chinese people's honesty and trustworthiness are fundamental, you sell garbage, scold people, forget it, and now you start to deceive people, your kind of thinking is very unbelievable! I have to preach to you today, or you will suffer a lot in the future. ”

It is said that Uncle and Aunt Chaoyang have strong combat effectiveness, and now it seems that the combat effectiveness of the old man in this small pimple is no worse than that of the Imperial City.

I think I'm not Zhuge Liang, and I don't have the ability to fight the Confucians.

Besides, this uncle and aunt, no matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with "Confucianism".

Don't talk nonsense, Zhang Xiaoqiang directly reached out and opened the car door.

"See, isn't it my car!?"

Facts speak louder than words, the moment Zhang Xiaoqiang came to open the door, he was tough and tough, and the aunt was instantly dumbfounded.

But just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was smug and settled the matter, a thin old man came out from the back row of the crowd.

"This kid didn't even take the keys and got the car away, there's something wrong with that!"

The thin old man's "back row" cut in, which interrupted Zhang Xiaoqiang's "range" attack very well.

Therefore, the old man of ADC, who was able to breathe, assisted the aunt to immediately come back to his senses and rejoin the battle.

"That's right! How do you open the door without a key? ”

"Needless to say, look at the condition of this car, he is a thief!!"

The old man deserves to be an ADC, a sentence of "thief" immediately reversed the tide of battle, and really carried the whole audience.

Immediately below, the enthusiastic pursuit of the "melon-eating masses" who did not know the truth sounded.

Scolding, these are all gods and horses!

In just a few minutes, Zhang Xiaoqiang's name has directly changed from an insurance salesman to a car thief.

"My car was in a traffic accident yesterday and hit a tree, so it got like this, you know? You don't lock the door because the lock is broken, you know? ”

"Also, the car hit the tree, I think you hit the pig!"

Ouch, Uncle Benshan's works are really deeply rooted in the hearts of the people!

In one day, Zhang Xiaoqiang heard about it twice.

"Your car crashed like this, how did the car come back?"

"Ah, I see, this guy must have robbed a car on the road and hit a tree in a nervous way."

"That's right, that's right! Stealing cars, firearms, hit-and-run! Everyone fence him up!! ”

One hit kill, the old man deserves to be the MVP of the audience!

It only took him a few minutes to advance Zhang Xiaoqiang from criticism and education, to criminal offense, and finally to be shot directly at the execution site and deprived of political rights for life.

To tell the truth, if it weren't for the traditional culture of respecting the old and loving the young since childhood, Zhang Xiaoqiang would really want Bruce Lee to possess him, and "Hasai" would never die of old age.

Just these unreasonable guys are even more hateful than Qin Puze and Sun Shao.

At least they are still engaged in real conspiracies, devised tricks, and hired gunmen to be tough.

But these old guys, who hold themselves older, attack others with a single mouth for no reason.

This behavior ...... Shameless, hateful.

"Old man, you must be reasonable in what you say and do, is it interesting for you to raise nonsense?"

"Are we messing around? Listen to everyone, this kid is a criminal and still puts this score!! ”

"Call the police!!"

"Arrest him!!"

The crowd immediately erupted in echo and heckling.

The more Zhang Xiaoqiang listened, the more funny he felt, but it was obvious that he couldn't call the police now.

After all, how this little white dragon came back is still a question mark?

What if there is any "mystery" in it...... At that time, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't eat and walked around.

"Drive!!" Without further ado, Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the car door and shouted at the inside.

Isuzu should move from time to time.

"See, my car is voice-controlled, no one can start him except me!!" Only now do I deeply understand the meaning that the products produced by the heavenly realm must be high-quality products.

As soon as Zhang Xiaoqiang's move came out, the uncle and aunt were dumbfounded again.

However, the other party did not give up, and the ADC uncle came first, looking at the body suspiciously.

Obviously, it was the first time he had seen such a good starting technique, especially in such a car...... Broken car.

"Hehe," sneered, the adc uncle who probed into the window turned his head, and his face was no less excited than Columbus's discovery of the New World, and he said loudly to the melon-eating crowd: "There is a key in this car, this kid twisted the key to start the car, and dared to say voice control, are you all stupid when we are?" ”

Good guy, as soon as this statement came out, it was not surprising that there was another burst of ridicule and accusation.

Once again, the situation was easily reversed by Uncle ADC.

Faced with the precarious battle situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang had no choice but to resort to the last killer move.

"Don't talk nonsense! Say the key can start the car, right? ok！ Turning around and pulling out the car key, Zhang Xiaoqiang held it high in the air: "Now, now I have pulled out the car key." ”

After a circle around the venue, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately "called", and the Isuzu that was still buzzing just now was silent.

Dumb, silent, silent.

The melon-eating crowd all looked at the situation on the field in amazement, and after a while, someone muttered in a low voice: "Is this kid the magician Liu Qian?" ”

"How is it possible, if you look at that person's appearance, it's obvious that Song Xiaobao." (To be continued.) )