"Old man, what about you!? 24 hours, my 24 hours for a 2 cents! With red eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked very excited with a 2-cent ticket.

Can you not be excited, anyone who knows that their life span has been changed for 2 cents a day, I am afraid it is difficult to remain calm.

"Hehe, look at what you said, when did the old man cheat you? Didn't you agree to all your decisions? The old man didn't force you. ”

"Yes! You didn't push me, but you didn't tell me...... This turntable will cost me a day of longevity!! I don't care, I didn't touch the 2 cents, I'll give it back to you! You give me 24 hours! Otherwise......"

I want to say "complain", but after thinking about it, where can I go to complain about this matter?

If you say that you go to the Consumer Association, you will definitely not be able to find this bullshit live broadcast platform, and if you don't make a good fuss, you will end up with a delirium and be sent to the "four hospitals" for treatment as a fool.

"Hehe, boy, calm down, don't you have an hour to live now, instead of worrying about the old man here, it's better to think about how to spend this last time."

was thinking about how to ask for his "Yang Shou", when he heard the old man's words, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned at first, and then said in amazement: "What? What did you say? I only have an hour left to live? What do you mean? When I'm an idiot, and you want to bluff me? I'll sue you Lao Tzu, that's scared ......."

Before the word "karma" could be spoken, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly felt shortness of breath, and the feeling of being depressed was really like dying.

"What's going on, what's wrong with me?"

"Hehe, what do you say?" The old man rushed out of Zhang Xiaoqiang's body, found an empty seat and leaned up.

"Holy! Old man! You...... You give me back your longevity! "Zhang Xiaoqiang is really anxious, his life has just begun, there is only an hour left in the blink of an eye, who do you say can accept it.

He was about to fight the old man, but the strength of his panting made it difficult for him to move.

"Hehe, Yangshou is irreversible once consumed, and the old man can't bear to pay you back. But ......."

"But what!?" There seemed to be a turning point in his words, and Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the old man with burning eyes like grasping a life-saving straw.

"It's easy! You can earn. ”

"Earn?"

"Yes, as long as you do a good live broadcast and coax those "water friends" well, you will be able to continue your life as soon as they reward you. The corners of his lips floated into a thief smile, and the old man looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang happily.

Scratching his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang seemed to understand whether he understood or not, and asked rhetorically: "What is your consciousness...... Those yang shou coins they rewarded me with can be exchanged for huàn into real life? ”

"That's right! 1 Yang Shou Coin is exchanged for one hour, and the more rewards you can give, the longer your lifespan. Hehe, as long as you have the ability, it's not impossible to live forever in the future. ”

To be honest, Zhang Xiaoqiang now doubts that this old god stick has engaged in pyramid schemes in the past, and his ability to fool people is a set of sets.

"Come on, Lao Tzu doesn't want to be the eighth king. To get to the point, how can I go live now? "Saying a thousand things and ten thousand, everything is false, only to hurry up and earn coins to continue life is the right topic.

"Hehe, you don't have to do anything, the old man has taken care of it for you, and the live broadcast has been going on."

"What! All the time? Yuan opened his eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for a long time before swallowing and foaming: "Then, then my private life should be kept secret, right?" ”

"No, live broadcast, what do you do secretly. Isn't there a saying in your world, eh...... What's the name, oh yes, there is no dress rehearsal in Niu B's life, and it is broadcast live every day. ”

"I'm cǎo! Then I took a shower and went to the toilet all live? ”

"Of course." Nodding leisurely, the old man did not forget to "mend the knife" and said: "Including the scenes where you jerk off, there is also real-time transmission." ”

"Your uncle! Who gives you the right! You guys are violating** know or not! ”

"Alas, Xiaoqiang, what you said is not right, the agreement was signed by yourself, and we have written the relevant matters very clearly. If I need to, I can show it to you right now. ”

After saying that, the old man suddenly leaned into Zhang Xiaoqiang's ear quite mysteriously, and then whispered: "Don't worry, we have mosaics of those discordant shots of yours." Besides, there's nothing nice about you. ”

I'll go! Zhang Xiaoqiang was already almost relieved, but when he heard the old man say this...... Is it tolerable or unbearable! It's about the majesty of the second brother, and he has to ask for an explanation for the second brother: "Hey, old man! What do you mean, my second brother is 5 inches tall and can bend and stretch, so why don't you be welcomed!? ”

"Hehe, so you kid has no head and no brains all day long, you haven't read the agreement, but it is clear that the above is clear, and the live broadcast process cannot deliberately spread superstition, color Q and other content, otherwise once it is found, the Yang Shou coin will be deducted, and the heavy will be directly blocked. If you want to die early, you can try, and the old man will never stop you. ”

Zhen Zhen has words, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned by what the old man said, but he thought about it carefully...... Damn, it seems that he didn't say he was going to broadcast it at all, it was all the old man who was instigating there.

Just didn't wait for Zhang Xiaoquan to refute, the old man made a concluding statement: "You have to remember that the old man is professional in doing live broadcasts." ”

Translated, it is to follow the old man, take you to pretend to be forced, and take you to fly.

In view of the lack of time, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't have the time to accompany the old man to continue to live in vain, and he now has a general understanding of the details of the live broadcast, the most critical ...... at the moment It's better to hurry up and earn coins to continue his life, otherwise after an hour of playing, he will really have to go there and report to the "water friends".

At that moment, Zhengse said: "Okay, don't blow it!" If you're a professional, just give me a break and watch what attracts attention. ”

"Well...... "Well, " raised his hand and brushed his long beard under his cheeks, and the old man dragged out his voice with an expression of grasping the overall situation.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang probably had a plan in his heart, and then asked, "Have you thought of an idea?" ”

"Nope."

I'll go! If it weren't for the old man's age, Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to slap his size 42 shoes in the other party's face.

"Alas, I said that if you don't pretend to be B, you'll die! I'm all burning eyebrows here and burping in minutes, do you still have the leisure to play there? I tell you, if Lao Tzu is finished, don't think about it. ”

I don't know if Zhang Xiaoqiang's threatening words played a role, or the old man moved his compassion, after listening to his words, the old man stood up admirably, waved his big hand and said: "Let's go, the house is too stuffy to think, let's go out and walk around, maybe the idea will come." ”

Okay! This B is not pretending, and the literati are "picking green".

However, in order to survive, Zhang Xiaoqiang could only be sent by the old man, so the two of them walked out of the dormitory building and walked outside the school gate.