"Hey, old man, did you think of it?"

"No hurry!"

is still this sentence, along the way, seeing that 15 minutes are about to pass, Zhang Xiaoqiang got such a sentence "no hurry" from beginning to end.

"I'll go! You're not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, old man, look at the time, I'll ...... if you don't hurry."

"Wait a minute!" With his eyebrows raised, the old man suddenly stopped Zhang Xiaoqiang's pace of progress: "Go back." ”

"Poured? Where are you going to pour it? ”

"One step back...... Left...... Alas, yes, yes, that's it. ”

According to the old man's instructions, Zhang Xiaoqiang stopped at a telephone pole.

"Here? What are you doing here? ”

"Look at the note on the pole."

"Note?" Just looking for it, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a small advertisement posted in black on a white background on a telephone pole: "A veteran military doctor for many years, specializing in the treatment of impotence, genital warts, gonorrhea...... Ancestral formula, no surgery, no pain, Chinese and Western medicine treatment...... What are you telling me to do here? ”

"Below!"

"Below?" Zhang Xiaoqiang took advantage of the situation and aimed at the "second master".

"Where are you looking!? Below! Below the note! ”

"Damn! You didn't say it earlier! Moving his gaze, Zhang Xiaoqiang continued: "...... 100 meters to the left of the narrow alley, what's wrong? ”

"Well, it's close to us, let's go there."

"Where are you going?" I didn't control it, and I howled, and when I got on the road, my eyes fell on Zhang Xiaoqiang.

You must know that at this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang was staring at the telephone pole with a face, the small advertisement on it was only 50 cm away from him, and there were several passers-by who immediately covered their mouths and smiled, and an old aunt was quite enthusiastic to pat Zhang Xiaoqiang on the shoulder and kindly reminded: "Young man, it is a big matter related to children and grandchildren, so let's go to a regular hospital for treatment, and go to less messy places in the future." ”

"I ......" speechless!

Gray and quickly ran away, and when he stopped, Zhang Xiaoqiang found that he had unknowingly turned into the alley.

Looking up, sure enough, the big "Red Cross" sign was faintly visible at the end.

At this time, the old man in his ear laughed happily: "It should be there, let's go, let's go." ”

"In the past? What am I doing in the past? ”

"What do you say, of course it's a live broadcast, and the injury you were beaten the day before yesterday hasn't healed yet, just ask the old military doctor to take a look, kill two birds with one stone, hehehe."

"Old man, it's fun to play me, isn't it! Do you really think I don't dare to turn my face? ”

"Yo yo, I'm still in a hurry, who just begged my father to worship my grandmother and begged the old man to help me think about it? That's it, you love to go, don't pull down. Your life is your own, and you can do it yourself. ”

"I ......"

Glancing at the time on his wrist, after such a while, another half a minute passed, and Zhang Xiaoqiang had no way to retreat, so he could only walk forward, and he came to the target clinic in a short time.

The clinic is not big, and the roof plaque has long since fallen off, leaving only a few vague words of "Brother Ting's old military doctor".

"Let's go inside." The old man urged again.

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had no choice, could only take a deep breath and walk into the house.

After entering the house, there is a plaque in the conspicuous place, which reads:

The old military doctor in the capital, who has been in the industry for 20 years, has unique skills, his hands are charged with 220V, he can light the bulb with his bare hands, create his own Ponzi massage method, and stimulate the acupuncture points through guò palm wind micro-electric massage, which can cure all diseases and eliminate diseases.

There were a bunch of awards and honors at the bottom, and Zhang Xiaoqiang simply swept them. From Wudang, Shaolin, Emei, to Kunlun, Huashan, Kongtong, basically all included, the most nonsense, he actually saw the Nobel Prize.

"What are you doing?" Stunned by the great achievements of the old military doctor, a deep voice suddenly came from the room, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped back in fright, twisted his face and swept away, only to find that an old man in the corner of the room was leaning on a stool to study books.

Not surprisingly, this person should be the "veteran military doctor" of the clinic.

"I ...... I see a doctor. NIE YU WAS THE OLD MILITARY DOCTOR YINGWEI, AND ZHANG XIAOQIANG WAS A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE.

"Sit down!" Putting the book on the table, the old military doctor pointed to the chair and stool next to the table and motioned for Zhang Xiaoqiang to sit down.

After taking his seat, Zhang Xiaoqiang peeked at the study book that the old military doctor had put down. The title of the book reads: The six major factions of rebirth besiege the Bright Peak.

"What's your name?" The calm voice of the old Chinese medicine doctor came to his ears again.

Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly replied: "Zhang Xiaoqiang." ”

"Age?" The old military doctor asked.

"Twenty." Zhang Xiaoqiang replied.

"Gender?" The old military doctor asked.

"I ...... What do you see? Zhang Xiaoqiang replied.

"It's just a man, right, leave a call?" The old military doctor asked.

"13711239587," Zhang Xiaoqiang replied.

"What's wrong with you?" The old military doctor asked.

"I ......" speechless. Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to say "guess", but thinking about the electric shock stunt he saw on the plaque just now, he was afraid that the old man would slap him.

"Alright, needless to say, let's!" burst out for no reason, and when he heard the words, Zhang Xiaoqiang almost didn't squirt out the overnight meal.

Can you imagine the shadow area in your heart when an old man with a wrinkled face says to you, "Go to bed"? In short, Zhang Xiaoqiang is quite sour!

Following the direction of the old man's finger, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a faded lift chair placed in the center of the back room, although it was not very clear from a distance, but the words that fell off the paint from the back of the chair, Zhang Xiaoqiang still reluctantly pieced together the words "a cut without a barber shop".

I'll go! This old man really has a lot of skills, and he can use one room for multiple purposes.

"Oh, that...... I don't ...... hair Oh no, forget about this massage, do you have any other treatments here that don't work? "Zhang Xiaoqiang is really afraid of electricity.

"Of course," the old military doctor was not ambiguous, opened the drawer and took out a medicine bag from the inside and threw it on the table: "This is the prescription I personally dispensed, and it was passed on to me by an old Taoist who I met during my travels in Wudang Mountain." The medicinal materials are expensive, and I usually don't sell them, but seeing that you are young and seriously ill, I will make an exception and sell them to you at one time today. Take this medicine three times a day, for three days, I will ensure that you will get rid of the disease. ”

Staring at the medicine bag that the old man pushed in front of him, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for a long time, and finally couldn't help but hold back a sentence: "That...... Have you met Zhang Sanfeng? ”

"Bastard! Are you questioning my medical skills? ”

"Oh, no, no," his body subconsciously leaned back, and when he opened the range of the old military doctor's palm wind, Zhang Xiaoqiang continued: "Old man, I'm not questioning your medical skills, it's just ...... If you just prescribe medicine to me without checking anything, will you be a little ......?"

"Humph! Boy, let me ask you, did you not sleep all night last night? ”

Last night, because he was thinking about the old man's affairs, Zhang Xiaoqiang really didn't sleep all night.

"Did you have spicy noodles, cola, and instant noodles for dinner?"

I'll go! God!

"Did you get a strenuous exercise this morning?"

Didn't you just play a one-on-one basketball game with Wang Lei this morning?

……

As the old military doctor asked a series of questions, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes were about to burst out in shock, what kind of doctor is this, this is Sherlock Holmes alive.

After being stunned for a long time, he swallowed and foamed in disbelief: "You, how do you know these things?" ”

"Hmph, Chinese medicine pays attention to hope and smell, and since you came in, the old man has seen what your problem is." After that, the old military doctor shifted his fingers: "Even if you don't believe me, you have to believe the evaluation of these patients." ”

The direction of the finger is a wall full of pennants and thank-you letters, and the walls are full of beautiful words: "hanging pot to help the world", "wonderful hand rejuvenation", "hundred treatments", "one hundred effects", ......"Bian Que reincarnation".

And just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was impressed by the old military doctor's medical skills, an electric shock suddenly exploded in his brain, and then a red "stream of consciousness" suddenly jumped out:

"Such clumsy medical skills dare to call Bian Que the reincarnation in vain!? Monkey business! ”