"Sir, I didn't scold you, aren't you Mr. Madan?"

Your uncle's! Feign! It's hard to dress up for the little brother! You're my old pig! Brother's IQ has rushed over the value!

Looking at the courier brother's serious answer, Zhang Xiaoqiang showed a look of disdain: "Come on, brother!" What age are you still playing this routine? Have a name that can withstand you all the freshness...... Like what Umegawa Kuko, Matsushita Kuyoko, Balemonggan, Buzhbshuwski. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info You said that you got a Ma Dan, vulgar or not? Which second cargo would have such a name? ”

Talking eloquently, anyway, the other party teased himself, and Zhang Xiaoqiang simply teased and abused.

It's just that he didn't think that as soon as he said this, a man's deep voice came from downstairs: "Who the hell has an opinion on Lao Tzu's name?" What do you call to do your? ”

In the dark, the man was more than one meter and eight, five big and three thick, like a bear.

After going upstairs, he walked quickly to Zhang Xiaoqiang's door, first glanced at the courier Xiaoer, and then skimmed Zhang Xiaoqiang, looking at him angrily.

The courier Xiao Er smiled helplessly and said: "Sir, I am a courier, may I ask if you are Mr. Ma Dan?" ”

"Yes! What the hell! Is there a problem? The opening of the courier Xiao Er attracted the eyes of the big man.

Seeing the fierce appearance of the big man, the courier Xiaoer hurriedly swung his head, and at the same time pointed to Zhang Xiaoqiang's location with a virtual finger: "No, Mr. Ma Dan, I don't have any opinion on your name, just now, just what he said is ...... this gentleman." ”

Looking back, where is Zhang Xiaoqiang's figure in the broken door frame?

You're stupid! The pestle is at the door to identify you?

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who returned to the living room, felt a little bad luck in his heart, and said in his heart, what is this called, the entire express can be made out of oolong, can this still make people live a good life?

The Great Sage didn't know when he came to Zhang Xiaoqiang, and used his rather sharp cross-eyed eyes to scare Zhang Xiaoqiang in front of him: "Xiaoqiang, what's the situation outside?" ”

After the previous explanation, the current great sage already knows the fact that Zhang Xiaoqiang is not Xuanzang.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was angry in his heart, and he wanted to tell the Great Sage that there were monsters outside, but considering the monkey's resolute and resolute way of acting in opposition to the evil forces, he still decisively dispelled his original thoughts.

Just kidding, if this is pretended to tell the Great Sage, then his rented place will be really lively tonight.

"It's nothing, it's just a courier."

"Deliver a courier!?" Obviously, I have never heard such a high-end and atmospheric term, and the great sage's cross-eyed eyes flashed with a strong desire for knowledge.

The old pig glanced at the Great Sage from the side, snorted coldly, and mocked: "Lonely and unheard, I don't even know how to deliver couriers." Alas, it's no wonder that some monkeys burst out of the cracks in the stones, and have not received orthodox education, unlike us, all of whom have obtained certificates in the nine-year compulsory education school, and the gap is obvious. ”

This Nima really hurts each other when they get the chance!

When the Great Sage heard this, a warm color appeared on his face: "What are you talking about!?" You are a nerd who copied my grandson's papers in the civil service exam, and you dare to speak out here? It's as if you know what it means to "send a courier". ”

After listening to it, the old pig's fat face also began to be a little uncertain.

It seems that the plagiarism incident in the mouth of the great sage is not far from ten.

"Sending a courier is a dart, which is similar to the concept of our westward journey. It's just that they are sending goods, goods. And we are the masters of protection. "The old pig's explanation is easy to understand, whether the great sage understands Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't know, but he is an eye-opener.

"Xiaoqiang, I don't know which dart game the dart master who visited this time belongs to?"

was stunned for a moment, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang accosted him: "SF." ”

"SF Dart Game?"

"Uh, yes, what's the problem?" Seeing that the old pig's body was suddenly shocked, Zhang Xiaoqiang speculated that "there must be something strange about this matter".

"Nothing, it's just...... This dart game came to Xiaoqiang...... I'm afraid ......"

The more he talked, the more Zhang Xiaoqiang felt uneasy in his heart, because the melancholy between the old pig's eyebrows was really elusive.

"It's just a courier, you don't need to be so ...... old pig Nervous. ”

"Don't you know the inside story of this matter, Xiaoqiang?" The old pig's rhetorical question for no reason greatly aroused Zhang Xiaoqiang's inexplicability.

"Insider? This courier ...... Could it be that you don't become an old pig, what do you know the inside story? ”

Thinking of a possibility, Zhang Xiaoqiang first deduced that this courier should not be sent by Heavenly Court.

This is not impossible, after all, the old pig and the great sage can pass through the soul, and the relevant people in the heavenly court must also do it.

Thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoqiang's curiosity was even greater.

"This ...... I saw it from the Internet, in addition to doing some darts on the surface to make a living, this SF Dart Bureau actually has dealings with the government yamen, and they sometimes do some things to arrest fugitives in private, so Xiaoqiang, you and the monkey are out of the whole thing, I am worried that it is alarming the government. ”

Fog grass! Originally, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who Lao Zhu said earlier, didn't take it seriously.

After all, SF Express's jokes about JC can be seen everywhere on the Internet, and Rao is Zhang Xiaoqiang has also used this joke to ridicule people.

You can contact the second half of the old pig...... Today in the coffee shop, the Daishing big havoc in the street market is very lively.

In addition, Dasheng is a habitual offender, and several previous cases have long been listed as a 3A-level wanted criminal by the police, and his iconic cross-eyed avatar can basically be seen in prime time every day.

I don't know, I thought this was a burlesque star launched by an economic company.

It is difficult for people JC to find the Great Sage, but if you want to find him Zhang Xiaoqiang, it is a check and an accuracy.

There is no way, although the great sage has an identity, in this world, it is obviously Zhang Xiaoqiang who is even better.

Why, you ask? HO, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S GUARANTEED TO BE SCARY TO SAY THIS.

Because Zhang Xiaoqiang is a man with an ID card!!

With such a magical small card as the ID card, it is easy to find Zhang Xiaoqiang in the use of the power agency system network.

Thinking of this, the sweat on Zhang Xiaoqiang's head was popping out.

No wonder the courier brother just now had a calm face, how could ordinary people not be afraid when they saw the "gothic" door?

Also, Lao Tzu said that who would give Nima such a strange name as "Ma Dan" in these years?

Finished! The current rhythm ...... Brother has been targeted by JC, but since they are here, why don't they take action against me?

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang looked strange and had fear on his face, the old pig asked softly without worry: "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you?" Are you alright? ”

The Great Sage tsked his tongue and said angrily: "What else can I do?" I'm scared of you idiots...... Isn't it just a dart game, what are you afraid of him doing? Qiangzi, don't worry, if he dares to move us, my grandson will tear up his stockade! ”

It's quite domineering and leaky, which is very in line with the style of the Great Sage.

It's just that almost at the same time as the Great Sage's words fell, there was another knock on the door outside the door, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart instantly rose to his throat: "Who, who?" ”

"Check the water meter!"