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Zhang Xiaoqiang was still lucky, and he didn't respond to the express brother for a long time, would he let himself go?

Zhang Xiaoqiang thought beautifully, but the realistic "slap in the face" always came so quickly, and the new "report" completely smashed Zhang Xiaoqiang's last hope.

It's all over the calf! This time it's really a calf!

The one who received the express delivery came, and the one who checked the water meter also came, according to the routine, the following ...... It's time to blast a group!

"Sir, will you please open the door?"

swallowed and foamed, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang's unruly appearance, the old pig sighed and responded: "I'll go and open it, Xiaoqiang, you sit here and rest." ”

"Wait!" jumped up from the seat, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's sudden move really scared the old pig.

"You ......" the old pig was inexplicable.

Zhang Xiaoqiang calmed himself and waved his big hand: "Brother pig! You don't have to do this, I'll do it myself! ”

Good guy, old pig, what's the origin of the Great Sage?

Those are all bandit leaders who have been cultivated for thousands of years.

The old pig, because of flirting with women, wants to make Chang'e a lady of the village.

Sun Dasheng was even more terrible, he broke out of the stones, and the first thing he did was to pull a team, and what this team did later, friends who wanted to be familiar with "Shui Xu Chuan" knew it.

To put it bluntly, if you talk about who is the best in the world today, if the great sage is called second, no one dares to say first.

That posture, 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, give him the whole thing is like playing.

This is also the legendary history of the entire galaxy, the first mud-legged bandit to overthrow the regular army.

Let the old pig and the great sage go to contact with the "check water meter", this word does not agree...... The consequences are unimaginable.

According to today's experience, Zhang Xiaoqiang is not too worried about the two goods coming up.

After all, it is our Chinese tradition to salute first and then soldier.

With the temper of an old pig, most of them are reasonable first, and then solve it after they are finished.

But the problem is that Zhang Xiaoqiang is afraid that the old pig will give the other party a whole "rock-paper-scissors"!

This Nima is not just as simple as obstructing official business, this is a proper contempt for Guo Jia's authority!

Therefore, in order to stabilize and unite, social stability, and more importantly, his own life, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally decided to face all this by himself.

Man! To live is to have the responsibility of who else is self-sacrificing!!

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes were firm, and he quickly walked to the broken door.

"Check the water meter?" preemptively, Zhang Xiaoqiang spoke first.

The person who came nodded: "Yes, big brother." I'm sorry to bother me at such a late hour. By the way, you? ”

Routine! See!? It's a routine!

The purpose of greeting my brother on the bright face is to dispel my brother's vigilance.

The latter sentence "ask the door" is the key.

Hum! Brother is also a person who has seen Detective Conan, so the way to ask is ...... It's too outdated.

thought so in his head, but Zhang Xiaoqiang's whole person still couldn't help but tremble.

"This door is a Vladimir design, "Gothic" anti-theft wooden door. ”

"Vladimir? Belch...... Are you sure this door is burglar-proof? The person who came listened to Zhang Xiaoqiang's answer, and his face was full of confusion with a capital letter.

Hum! I haven't played League of Legends since I watched Y! In this way, this guy's social experience shouldn't be too rich, and my brother still has a chance!

Acting smartly and making judgments, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled mysteriously and ignored the other party's inquiry.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't mean to speak, the person who came could only change the conversation and go straight to the point: "Sir, may I ask who you are ......?"

"Zhang Xiaoqiang, male, 21 years old, from his hometown H City, studied in XX School in primary school, served as the team leader for two consecutive years, and had the opportunity to be promoted to the team leader, but then my classmate Erfat went through the back door and grabbed my position. There are three representatives of my favorite books to read, eight honors and eight shames......"

Not surprisingly, Zhang Xiaoqiang deduced that whether it was "SF Express" before or "checking the water meter" now, they all came to find out the situation.

So now is the time for Zhang Xiaoqiang to finally take a stand, otherwise when the blasting group comes up, people won't be so kind to talk to you.

sprinkled, Zhang Xiaoqiang stated all the good things he could think of in his life, and even knew that even the primary school participation in the Iron Lady triathlon (jumping rubber bands, kicking shuttlecocks, stepping on the house) won the third place in the whole grade, and the glorious deeds of donating a steel hammer to the beggar gang some time ago were all described in detail.

After speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang's mouth was dry and his mouth was floating.

Still, the results have been remarkable.

Anyway, "check the water meter", the little brother was stunned by Zhang Xiaoqiang.

After a while, the little brother who "checked the water meter" slowly recovered from his extreme shock.

Laughing twice, "Check the water meter" The little brother said with a complicated face: "Then, that's right, Mr. Zhang, can you let me go in and copy the water meter now?" ”

"Yes, yes!" Hurriedly opened the door, Zhang Xiaoqiang respectfully gave up his position, and invited the little brother of "checking the water meter" to come in.

After entering the house, the little brother of "checking the water meter" was like a tiger out of the mountain, and the dragon went out to sea, and rushed to the kitchen with a thunderous and ringing bell.

In less than ten seconds, it was a rapid turnback.

Then, without waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang to say goodbye, he ran out of the rented house, and Zhang Xiaoqiang could even hear the latter's stumbling sound of almost falling down the stairs because he was in a hurry.

The "comer" left, leaving Zhang Xiaoqiang alone to stay in front of the door.

It's worthy of a special forces person.,This speed of action is really not SEI.。

Closing the door, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to the living room again.

As soon as he sat down, the old master asked anxiously: "How is it, Xiaoqiang, what do you say about checking the water meter?" ”

Looking at the anxious appearance of the old pig, needless to say, he must also have an understanding of the "insider" of "checking the water meter".

Zhang Xiaoqiang touched the sweat on his forehead, although he had only been in contact with the other party for less than five minutes, the kind of psychological pressure was ...... It's hard to put into words.

Therefore, it is better for people to do their duty.

Otherwise, once you are targeted by the special department, you better pray that you have a big heart.

"I've said everything I need to say, and I can only do my best and obey the destiny of heaven!" Leaning back on the sofa, Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little tired.

As he himself said, he has said everything that should be said, and how the other party decides next, Zhang Xiaoqiang can not influence it.

It is estimated that he also noticed that the atmosphere in the room was a little depressing, and the great sage frowned and said unpleasantly: "Look at your depressed appearance, what are you afraid of, isn't it just a dart and a yamen, we didn't provoke them, why don't they wait to see us." In my opinion, it's best if they don't look for trouble, if they dare to find trouble, my old grandson will kill them. ”

The sweat was left like a waterfall, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly straightened up, and said with a straight face: "Brother Monkey, don't you make a mess?" Listen, no matter what happens, you will stay in the room for me honestly, no matter what, you can't do it! Do you understand? ”