Pig! Oh, no, it should be said that Marshal Tianpeng, it was "tossed" into the grove outside the factory by Zhang Xiaoqiang.

When Bajie was put on the muddy ground, Zhang Xiaoqiang's legs were also weak and completely paralyzed.

Nima! More than 300 pounds! Pull from the factory to the outside of the factory...... It's all tears!

Looking at the snow-white fat pig with a "four-hoofed pestle to the sky" on the ground and a large version of a stick, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't connect the meat in front of him with the old pig.

"Hey! Old man, are you really sure this is Brother Pig? It's also scared! ”

"Hehe, don't you also say that it's cowardly, then it won't be wrong."

I'm cǎo! What bullshit theory is this.

"I said old man, if you say that, Brother Pig is not afraid that he will get up and beat you Y? He is also the former deputy commander-in-chief of the Heavenly Navy, the commander of the Galaxy Fleet, and the rank of marshal! Even if it's useless, it seems to be better than you, an entertainment platform economist, right? ”

"Hey, so what? Later, wasn't it because of the style of life that he was shuanggui, double-opened, and deported? ”

"Damn!"

But then again, the old pig also had grievances back then, and it is well known that the old pig was demoted to the mortal world because of "drinking and molesting Chang'e".

But at that time, Chang'e's report on the old pig actually had no factual basis, purely one-sided, and there was no other circumstantial evidence, which belonged to a typical "someone above".

Later, fortunately, the next inspection of the Heavenly Court Discipline Inspection Group, Comrade Guanyin, the leader of the inspection team, learned that Comrade Lao Zhu was deeply wronged during the visit, and immediately talked with Lao Zhu overnight, and then arranged for Lao Zhu to join the westbound foursome as a non-establishment zero-hour worker, serving as a bodyguard, and exercising at the grassroots level with the important members of the next generation of Tianting's leadership team, "Golden Cicada".

During this period, Comrade Lao Zhu did not complain about the unfair treatment of the people, nor did he sink in, he did not care about personal gains and losses, took the initiative to maintain the stability and unity of the fairy world and the Buddha world, and has been closely united around the leading groups such as "Buddha of Rulai" and "Jade Emperor", and on the way to escort the "Golden Cicada" grassroots exercise, he killed the demon and the tiger, defeated countless gangs of the Black Society, and successfully dug out a number of heavenly umbrellas. It can be said that the hard work is high and the results are abundant.

In the end, Jin Chanzi was transferred to the Xitian Central because of his outstanding work, and the old pig also returned to Heaven because of his outstanding work, and he was transferred to the establishment and served as the head of the General Logistics Department, responsible for the logistics work of the Xitian Central Committee.

I don't know if the conversation with the outside world touched the old pig, Bajie twitched slightly with the stiff hind hooves like a stick.

Although it is very light, it still does not escape Zhang Xiaoqiang, who has been staring at the old pig.

Then, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a small slit on the pig's head with his eyes closed, and then expanded, and turned around twice.

After making sure that there was no trace of the knife-wielding man, the old pig sat up from the ground: "Emma, it's so dangerous, it's so dangerous!" Just a little bit! It's just a little bit! ”

The words were closed, and the old pig suddenly turned his face to meet Zhang Xiaoqiang's gaze in front of him.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood is complicated! For the first time in history, direct face-to-face communication between humans and pigs began in this wilderness and grove.

This is a small step for humanity, but a giant leap for the pig world!

Yes! It's hard for you to imagine Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood at the moment!

It was a pig, it was a big white pig of about 300 pounds, and he just spoke in front of him!

"You're Xiaoqiang, right?"

After all, the first time he communicated with a pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang was really inexperienced, he "snapped" and shook his mouth, and after sobering up a little, he thought about it, and snorted as he went.

Seeing this, the old pig was quite curious: "This is your way of greeting here?" ”

After saying that, he shook his mouth like a model.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless!

Because of his nervousness, the old pig misunderstood him a little embarrassed, and subconsciously slapped himself again, and then "hummed" twice.

The old pig tilted his head and stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang for a long time, and finally snorted and said, "Actually...... You don't have to communicate with me in "pig nose", your pronunciation is very non-standard. Let's use your official language. ”

After the words were closed, Zhang Xiaoqiang listened to the old man add in his mind: "Before coming to you, the old pig has already obtained the Chinese IELTS level 8 certificate." ”

"I ...... You didn't say it earlier! ”

Thinking of his self-righteousness just now, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt deeply sad, and the most important thing was ...... My nose hurts!

Alas, a disgrace to humanity!

Wiping his nose, Zhang Xiaoqiang regrouped his spirits and laughed twice: "Hehe, Brother Pig, I'm Xiaoqiang." ”

"Fortunately." A pink pig's trotter came in.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for two seconds, unsure of how to grasp it.

The old pig shook lightly twice: "Call Brother Pig unfamiliar, and call me Lao Zhu in the future." ”

"Smack!" Another big mouthful.

"Ouch," hurriedly pulled down the "right hoof" of the old pig's fan and slapped his mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang said with a bitter face: "Pig uh...... Old pig, you don't have to do this. ”

"Alas, follow the local customs, I came here this time to learn. Since it's your etiquette here, I'm naturally going to follow it. Saying that, without waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang's reaction, the old pig slapped him again.

Boy! In less than a minute, the old pig turned half of his cheeks red and swollen like a pig's head. Belch...... It's originally a "pig's head".

However, there is one point, the world says that old pigs are lazy to eat, love to take advantage of small advantages, and covet women.

For a while today, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to rehabilitate the old pig from the bottom of his heart.

But soon, he found out that he was wrong!

"Comrade Xiaoqiang, let's go."

Yo, patronizing the big mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly stood up: "Brother Pig, the car is waiting outside, please go first." ”

The old pig is worthy of being a senior civil servant, even if he is possessed by a pig, it is difficult to hide his leadership style.

With his hoof, he patted Zhang Xiaoqiang's arm twice, and the old pig walked out of the woods first.

As soon as he walked out, Zhang Xiaoqiang bumped into the doorman who came out of the factory gate to breathe.

When several people looked at each other, the doorman's expression was quite amusing.

It's no wonder that in broad daylight, in the wilderness, one person and one pig beat the depths of the jungle, and you dare to say that you didn't think about something that you can't see under the age of 18?

I thought this would be the most embarrassing thing today, but I didn't expect it to be even more embarrassing!

Pushing out "Ah Qiu", Zhang Xiaoqiang briefly told the old pig about the precautions for taking the battery car, and then sat down in front of his head.

The old pig was not ambiguous, and the stool hooves jumped up easily across the legs and firmly planted in the back seat.

Good guy, as soon as the more than 300 pounds got in the car, I heard "Ah Qiu" howl in pain.

Then Zhang Xiaoqiang said, "Brother Pig, sit tight", and then started the car and drove onto the road.

On the road, Zhang Xiaoqiang found that his sentence "Brother Pig, you sit firm" is nonsense at all, because there is an old pig pressing the formation in the back, and "Ah Qiu" has never been on 20 miles again.