On the highway, I saw a small battery swaying and crawling slowly, which was definitely not much faster than the enlarged version of the "turtle".

Zhang Xiaoqiang put his head in front of him, and the old pig sat steadily in the back, and under the "cheer" of a series of "traffic slogans", the two drove "Ah Qiu" through the traffic.

"Obey traffic laws and care for life safety."

"Civilization accompanies each other all the way, and peace accompanies each other for a lifetime."

……

Along the way, Zhang Xiaoqiang unexpectedly became the focus of attention again, and pedestrians were amazed by this combination.

Especially the old pig's storage zài, this guy not only sits on the car with his legs like a human, but also puts his hooves on Zhang Xiaoqiang's shoulders in order to maintain balance, and the posture is no different from a person sitting in a car.

In this way, Zhang Xiaoqiang carried the pig and drove the car towards the rental house little by little.

It was originally a 40-minute drive, but he was stunned for two and a half hours before it was over.

In the end, he saw that he was about to get home, but Ah Qiu, who had been abused all the way, was finally overwhelmed, and looked up to the sky with a "hiss" and a "hiccup" and turned off.

Speechless!

Looking around, it was about two or three kilometers away from the rental house, and when Zhang Xiaoqiang was worried about what to do, the old pig in the back seat straightened his body, and said with a unique sense of smell for civil servants: "Comrade Xiaoqiang, you horse...... Didn't you feed it in the morning? ”

Look at it, if you don't say that you can read 10,000 books, you might as well travel 10,000 miles.

Although the times are different, although the old pig has never seen a battery car, but people travel 108,000 miles west, go through 9981 difficulties, have no eyesight, can they travel half the world?

The old pig hit the nail on the head and pointed out the problem: "Ah Qiu" is hungry.

But the question is where to find something to "eat" for it at this juncture.

In the end, Lao Zhu was well-informed, and he put forward a quite constructive suggestion: "I think it should be otherwise, Comrade Xiaoqiang, the horses are also tired, and I am too tired to carry you." How about you know the road, so lead it down below and reduce the burden of dismounting? ”

What a thoughtful pig! But Zhang Xiaoqiang always felt that something was wrong.

Just didn't wait for him to think about it, a pig's trotter patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, it's not early, let's hurry up and find a store to rest." ”

"Alas~" Looking at the old pig who was full of posture but had no intention of getting off, Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously reached out and touched the "dragon slaying knife" inserted in his waist.

At that moment, he really had the urge to give the pig's head a white and tender neck.

Yes! You can use your brother as a coolie, but you must not insult your brother's intelligence! You said that Y is a pig, and you play music with Lao Tzu!

If it weren't for the issue of stability and unity of the human soul, Zhang Xiaoqiang would definitely take the old pig sacrifice knife on the street.

Pushing the cart, Zhang Xiaoqiang laboriously led "Ah Qiu" to continue to move forward.

300 pounds of fat and fat pressed on the back of the car, it was like a hill, and the tired Zhang Xiaoqiang was like a mule, and his mouth let out a wail of "En, En" from time to time.

The old pig habitually commented: "Comrade Xiaoqiang, how many miles has you walked?" Why are you gasping like this? ”

Nonsense! You come down, brother go up, see if brother is out of breath?

"Young people, we still have to pay more attention to the cultivation of the body, and only with a good body can we better devote ourselves to study and life."

Uncle! Brother can shoot seven shots in one night when he is at his peak, have you ever shot Y?

"I think that on the way to the west, my old pig slashed demons all the way to help the poor, what did I rely on? It's my body, tendon meat! ”

Fart! No monkeys, you've already given the pork stew vermicelli!

……

The old pig chattered all the way, and it didn't stop.

At first, Zhang Xiaoqiang would sarcastically say a few words in his heart, but after a long time, he gave up struggling.

Isn't that a good sentence, life is like QJ, if you can't resist, then enjoy.

Who the will tell my brother Tang Seng again, Lao Tzu promises not to kill him!

After a difficult trek, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally pushed the car into the street where the rental house was located.

Looking at the self-built buildings of rental houses that are getting closer and closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a burst of relief like a holy light.

When parking at the bottom of the building, an old aunt who had just returned from buying vegetables passed by Zhang Xiaoqiang and stopped to take a look.

Zhang Xiaoqiang just wanted to ask the aunt if there was anything wrong, so he heard the aunt praise from the bottom of her heart: "Ouch, young man, you have raised this baby really well, you are fat and fat, and you will be a general in the future." ”

Your mother! Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang stood dumbfounded on the spot.

What else can I say, I can only say that you are too strong, aunt...... This can be seen as the identity of the pig-headed marshal.

In order to avoid more trouble, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly led the old pig upstairs, he was really afraid that the news of his "child" would spread in the neighborhood early tomorrow morning.

But the old pig is not, he still maintains the style of a leading cadre, throwing his four hooves and going to the countryside to inspect the work, looking left and right, and issuing a few comments from time to time.

Later, when he finally returned home, Zhang Xiaoqiang locked the door and tightened the latch, and the speed was free from the strange Shu Huang who was about to carry out the discordant movement of the young girl.

Invited the old pig to the sofa in the living room to sit down, Zhang Xiaoqiang had to take two breaths.

"That Comrade Xiaoqiang, how are we going to eat at night? I'm not taboo, I can eat anything, you can just bring two catties of beef, and add some rice, and I can pay for it. ”

As the saying goes, if you don't explode in silence, you will suffocate in silence, and the anger accumulated all the way finally can't bear to erupt with the old pig's untimely demand.

"Rub", Zhang Xiaoqiang rushed to the old pig with a brisk step, raised his feet and straddled the stool to push the latter on the chair, and then pulled out his waist with his backhand to "slay the dragon", Yang Tian shook his eyebrows and asked, "Do you know what this is?" ”

"Knives!" The old pig looked frightened.

"Superficial! The name of this knife is "Dragon Slaying", on the tease B, under the slaughter ***, I don't care if you were a marshal in the past, or a commander, when you come to me, you lie down for me, you crawl for me if you are a tiger! If you pretend to be with me, I'll cut you into an "encyclopedia"! Do you understand? ”

Non-violent non-cooperation, thanks Gandhi! was bluffed by Zhang Xiaoqiang, and the old pig leader was a lot weaker, and he didn't even complain about eating only a bowl of instant noodles for dinner.

After tossing for a day, Zhang Xiaoqiang was also tired, so he went to bed early.

He slept soundly until he woke up in the wee hours of the morning with some unusual movement outside the door.

Picking up the dragon slaying, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a little relieved.

He took two deep breaths and tiptoed his feet out of the bedroom.

When he got out of the bedroom, he was stunned by the scene in front of him, and his heart stopped beating instantly!

That's definitely the creepiest thing in the world!

It's more frightening than eating instant noodles without seasoning packets!

It's even more terrifying than buying a can without a pull tab!

All you have to do is look at it and it will be your eternal nightmare!

Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a white figure lying on the toilet toilet in the dim light, sending yellow objects to his mouth one after another!!

That's right, the old pig is eating Yoneda Ko!!