Chapter 254: The Old Pig Is Gone
Coming out of the hospital, Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a very heavy mood. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
If he could remain calm because he had nothing to do with last night's explosion, then today, after seeing the tragic appearance of the second fat being kicked in a circle, Zhang Xiaoqiang began to worry about himself and his family.
In these years, I am not afraid of thieves beating people, but I am afraid of thieves.
Because you don't know when he's going to come and stab you.
And counting on Rosen's side to make a preemptive strike is obviously no fun, thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that he should go back and discuss this matter with the two gods at home.
After all, whether it is Bajie or the Great Sage, they are the strongest kings who have fought against the evil forces all the way.
Experience, combat effectiveness is absolutely just.
Of course, if he can get the help of the two gods, Zhang Xiaoqiang believes that no matter whether the other party is a three-F or ***, the final result will be a dead end.
People are not afraid of something, but they are afraid that they can't find someone to help solve it.
In the past, as an ordinary person, Zhang Xiaoqiangren could only endure his words.
But now...... He's also a guy with a background, so ......
One drove Isuzu to the direction of the rental house at the fastest speed, and it may have been that the previous encounter had called the traffic police along the way to comprehend Zhang Xiaoqiang's Wang Bazhi.
On the way back, he walked through the main traffic routes, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned that he didn't encounter even one roadblock to ask.
This made Zhang Xiaoqiang very uncomfortable, and he always felt that Diao Ming wanted to harm him.
It is no wonder that the people at the bottom should be used to it, and they are naturally not suitable for the sudden privilege nowadays.
It's just that Zhang Xiaoqiang knew that he was not adaptable, and the traffic police around him were also uncomfortable.
After intercepting the blocked side at several intersections before, a detailed rule has been circulated within the traffic police, that is, if you see a car full of on its head, three rounds of Isuzu will be regarded as not seen, and it will go directly.
In this way, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned home smoothly all the way, and after settling Isuzu, Zhang Xiaoqiang ran non-stop towards the rented house.
opened the door and entered the house, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately greeted urgently: "Brother Pig, Brother Monkey, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, the rivers and lakes are in emergency!" ”
Ziwa ran into the living room screaming, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at it, and suddenly found that the familiar fat figure was not among them.
Hey? The sun is coming out in the west today? The old pig didn't masturbate.
Don't......
Sideways flashed to the bedroom, no one!
Kitchen? No one!
Lavatory? There are no people yet!
After searching the whole house, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally said the sentence: "Brother Monkey, where is the old pig?" ”
Half-squatting, the Great Sage was still fascinated by the artifact and admired it.
Hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's question behind him, he replied impatiently: "Where do I know, he will go out in the afternoon." ”
"Out?" I was stunned and replied to the great sage, you must know that the old pig has been in the human world for almost two months, and this is not a short time, except for accompanying himself out to eat, run errands, and go out of the stall, the old pig basically stays at home to popularize human science and cultural knowledge, and he is not free to run outside by himself.
Now that the Great Sage suddenly stopped saying that the old pig went out, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but be a little worried.
"Brother Monkey, what time did he go out? Do you know what he's going to do? ”
"If you go out at one point, it seems that you are seeing some netizens."
"What!?" With his mouth half-open, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes almost fell to the ground: "See netizens? Monkey, Brother Monkey, you're not mistaken, right? ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang's shouting made the great sage unhappy, and he turned his head at the moment, and looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang with cross-eyed eyes: "Can my grandson still lie to you?" said that he went to meet netizens, he went to meet netizens, as for all the fuss? By the way, what is a netizen? ”
Speechless! Zhang Xiaoqiang held his head in his hand, ignored the Great Sage's mental retardation, and turned to look at the computer beside him.
When the old pig sees netizens, there must be something strange about this matter.
You must know that the character of the old pig is obvious to all in the market, and Zhang Xiaoqiang is not afraid that the old pig will encounter a wine saucer or a tea saucer.
After all, judging from the color heart of the old pig, as long as those keyboard players hook up with the old pig, they can definitely hook the old pig.
And when the old pig realizes that he has been deceived, he will popularize the three representatives to others, and he will be honored and ashamed.
So...... If you reason with a liar, the consequences will be unimaginable.
turned on the computer, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly looked through the chat history of the old pig, trying to find clues from the windows of various beauties.
Not to mention that Zhang Xiaoqiang really found a suspicious target.
"Where are you in the ******* at midnight", "The cycle of love exists only for you"...... Looking at these familiar and unfamiliar names, Zhang Xiaoqiang's past pain is vivid.
Needless to say, these seductive names, plus the coquettish photos coming out of the assembly line, are undoubtedly all used by "keyboard players" to hook up with ignorant teenagers.
Flip through one at random.
Sure enough, it's all fleshy short sentences.
Among them, it is even more directly mentioned...... The old pig is so talented, it deserves to be liked by women.
The same meaty sentence, leaving Zhang Xiaoqiang aside, he would say I want to sleep with you, but the old pig man said very euphemistically that he wanted to get up with others.
Although it is only a few words of difference, the realm is ...... Obviously, the former is a hooligan, and the latter is Xu Zhimo.
After reading the whole article, Zhang Xiaoqiang found that although the old pig chatted with these keyboard players very numbly.
But the old pig is still very restrained on the whole, and even more so, some keyboard players directly want to meet with the old pig at their own expense to give birth to him.
For this, Zhang Xiaoqiang has a very complicated mood.
In terms of talent, appearance, figure, and education, Zhang Xiaoqiang thinks that he is no worse than the old pig, but after such a long time, no girl has ever offered to give him a baby.
But now is not the time to care about these things, if the old pig is not entrusted out because of these, then relatively speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang is a lot more at ease.
But the calm old pig went out, and the matter itself was still difficult to reassure.
After thinking about it, a few hours passed, and the sky that was originally bright gradually dimmed with the passage of time.
"Brother Monkey, why hasn't this pig brother come back, do you think something will happen?"
After waiting for a long time, Zhang Xiaoqiang's originally lax heart tightened again.
"What are you afraid of, he has a pig's head, what can happen, don't make a fuss."
The words of the great sage made Zhang Xiaoqiang speechless, he really didn't know how to live last night's journey to the west with such a team concept.
After waiting for more than half an hour, there were finally small footsteps outside the door.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to slack off when he heard this, and immediately rushed towards the door.
Open the door, probe, and sure enough, a familiar figure appeared.
After scaring away two female neighbors and an uncle picking up rags, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally got his wish to see the old pig.
The lights were dim, and the old pig slowly climbed upstairs.
As the old pig's body got closer and closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang's brows couldn't help but be tightly clustered together because of joy. (To be continued.) )