Chapter 255: They don't play according to the routine
"Brother Pig!? You...... What's going on? In front of him, the old pig held his hand against the wall, and except for a thin pair of trousers, it was actually naked. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The first reaction in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind was: "Brother Pig, should you go...... Great health care, right? ”
Unexpectedly, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't get a reply from the old pig, but the latter walked crookedly and fell softly and fell down.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes are quick, so he hurriedly stepped forward, good guy...... The old pig's body is heavy enough.
Rao is Zhang Xiaoqiang has been fighting side by side with the five girls all year round, and he also feels a little powerless at this moment.
Seeing that the arm is about to lose its strength, the old pig is about to fall.
Mu's, the back has been passing through the arm, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that the sinking force suddenly dissipated.
That's it, he subconsciously looked back, but saw that the old pig had already appeared on the shoulder of the great sage.
Damn, this Nima is the real old driver, if you don't accept it, you can't do it!
Regardless of his feelings, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly dodged the road and let the old pig and the great sage into the house.
When the light in the living room shone on, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but be shocked.
"Brother Pig, this, who made you like this?"
I couldn't see the face of the old pig clearly just now, Zhang Xiaoqiang just saw the old pig's clothes being ripped off.
But now, how miserable is the old pig.
His face, swollen like a pig's head, uh, no...... It should be said that it is like a bun, in short, there is no pig-like.
There is no doubt that even if the old pig health care does not give money, the other party will not make the old pig look like this.
After waiting for a little for ten or so seconds, the old pig gradually stabilized from his rough breathing.
"No, hehe, I'm fine, go out in the afternoon, road, I didn't pay attention on the road, I fell into the ditch."
Fell into the ditch!?
Suspicious, Zhang Xiaoqiang leaned in front of the old pig.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang's appearance, the old pig muttered: "What, why Xiaoqiang, don't you still believe your pig brother?" ”
"Your eyes are wandering, the corners of your lips are crooked, Brother Pig, this is a typical lying performance."
"I, what I said is true."
"Brother Pig, you know that I have watched more than 600 episodes of Detective Conan, as well as the mummy 1,2,3,4, prequel, sequel, lifan, the man of Tongrengu, don't say what you said, I can tell the age of the dead."
"Xiaoqiang, why don't you believe your brother pig, your brother pig and I really fell into the ditch today."
"Okay, Brother Pig, you said you fell into the ditch, then let me ask you who you went to see in the afternoon?"
"This ......"
"Say!"
"Okay, okay, do you remember the booster you chose for me last time? The man said that he wanted to raise his salary, but the details needed to be discussed in person. So ......"
"So you went?"
"That's right."
"And then?"
"Then we talked about the details, and when it was over, we signed the contract."
"That's all?"
"Of course. After that, I was a little excited, you know that the family is not short of money now, that person will raise me by 20,000 yuan a month in the future, and I fell into the ditch without paying attention to this happiness. ”
"Really?"
"Tsk, look, Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you today? I really don't believe you Brother Pig? ”
To be honest, Zhang Xiaoqiang also wants to believe the old pig's words, but the old pig is too good at lying, do you say that you fell into the ditch and your face was made like this?
Besides, as far as Lao Tzu's body is concerned, how big the ditch is.
In such a big ditch, no matter how excited the old pig is, it is impossible not to notice it at all.
In addition, the successive events today and yesterday, as well as the warning given by Er Fat in the afternoon, all reminded Zhang Xiaoqiang that the incident in front of him was by no means as simple as Lao Zhu said.
"Brother Pig, you said that you met your employer, okay, you call me, and I'll contact you."
"Alas, Xiaoqiang, it's not necessary for me to look at it, people are very busy, let's not bother others, just give money when the time comes."
"Brother Pig, you don't dare to give it to me, I'll talk to him directly online." This matter must be investigated, and Zhang Xiaoqiang stood up and touched the computer more and more.
Seeing this situation, the old pig was helpless and sighed lightly: "Alas~, Xiaoqiang, why do you bother? ”
"Let's be honest, Brother Pig, what did you encounter?"
Forced by Zhang Xiaoqiang's perseverance, the old pig had no choice but to confess truthfully: "Here's how it ......"
In this way, the old pig Balabala told Zhang Xiaoqiang about the development of the whole incident.
After speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang's whole face became gloomy: "Sure enough, I knew it was them!" ”
When the voice fell, the old pig was also stunned: "Why Xiaoqiang, did they also attack you?" ”
According to the old pig's statement, he was indeed asked out by the online training employer, but after arriving at the place, what was waiting for the old pig was not the money owner, but the thug who had already been ambushed.
The clothes on the old pig's body and the scars on his face were all due to the ambush thugs.
Smiling bitterly at the old pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded and said frankly: "Brother Pig, it seems that we have met the same group of people." ”
What happened to him with the old pig, the great sage also told the truth.
This time it was the turn of the old pig to be stunned: "Good girl, Xiaoqiang, I thought I was miserable enough, I didn't expect you to be ......"
Shaking his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang shrugged his shoulders helplessly, just wanted to sigh a few words, but he didn't think about it, the great sage teased and said: "You idiot, Xiaoqiang is just a fresh encounter, you are actually made to lose your armor and armor in the West, don't you lose my face to defeat the Buddha?" ”
"Shit!? Don't you stand and talk without backache!? You squirt without knowing anything, those guys can use spells, if they don't use spells, do you think I'll do that? ”
"What? Can they use spells? "As we all know, celestials can't use spells when they come from the soul realm, otherwise they will definitely cause the heavenly thunder to split the top.
This is a very terrifying punishment, and even the great gods of the heavenly realm can hardly bear it.
The Great Sage pursed his lips: "Don't listen to that idiot, what kind of magic is used, I think he felt faceless and made it up himself." ”
"Hey, I made it up myself, I told you that the spell that guy used was amazing, and they took a slap out of their pocket, and that's it......"
In order to demonstrate what he looked like at that time to verify his statement, the old pig endured the pain on his body and got up and posed PSS.
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at it fixedly, and couldn't help but be stunned on the spot: "This is ......"
"How? Hadron, I'm right! Alas, you look, you look hey, what did I say about monkeys!? As far as you're concerned, everyone can see that this is a spell, but you didn't react. What Xiaoqiang, tell the Great Sage loudly what you see the results, and shame him! ”
"This ......" began to touch his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the old pig, and then at the great sage, and finally reluctantly opened his mouth to say something: "That...... Actually, that big slap thing, we call him here...... Gun!! (To be continued.) )