It is said that the guest is at home, and the "guest" dare not say it, but this "return" Zhang Xiaoqiang is sure that it is not too far away.

When the pleasant "happy drink coming" sounded, his whole body from pores to blood vessels quickly tightened, and Rao is "chrysanthemum" involuntarily closed the lower sphincter.

Not only him, but everyone present was basically startled by the sudden sound of the system.

At that moment, the three bandits turned their heads in unison, and Zhang Xiaoqiang also subconsciously looked back.

At the right time, the number was relative, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the three bandits, and the three bandits also stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang in amazement.

The eyes were quite complicated, with resentment, blame, and even a little reluctance.

At this moment, I don't know which unlucky child's mobile phone rang, and then ......

"Ah love is deep and rainy, the world is only in your eyes, why is it too late to meet, the mountains and rivers are tens of thousands of weights, a song sings a thousand lines of tears, and the love is in the intestines......"

Melodious music echoed in the hall, dozens of people kept squatting mode and looked at each other, and finally the buddy reached out with his right hand and took out a piece of paper...... Oh no, it's the phone.

All of a sudden, the eyes of the audience focused on the mobile phone, and at that moment, if the eyes could kill, the buddy who held the mobile phone was destined to be cut by a thousand knives.

But his move provided Zhang Xiaoqiang with a chance to escape, and taking advantage of the distraction of the three bandits, Zhang Xiaoqiang rose into the sky.

At the moment of life and death, Zhang Xiaoqiang completely stimulated the exercise potential in his body, as an otaku, he inherited the tradition of "running if you can't beat". At this moment, Cao Cao, Liu Bang, and Wu Zixu are possessed by their souls! Zhang Xiaoqiang alone represents the most fugitive history and characters in China, at this moment he is not fighting alone, he is not alone!

If this is in the Olympic arena, Zhang Xiaoqiang's starting speed is absolutely amazing.

When the three bandits came back to their senses and looked at it again, Zhang Xiaoqiang had already rushed out of the bank.

"Fuck you! Stop me! ”

Behind him came the roar of the bandits, and then listened to "Welcome", "Welcome", ...... Your mother's guys are so unprofessional, you haven't gotten any money, why are you chasing Lao Tzu.

For a while, the street became a track, and the two bandits were chasing after each other with stockings, Zhang Xiaoqiang ran in front, and he shouted while running: "It's a robbery!" Someone robbed! ”

His cry immediately aroused passers-by on both sides of the street, and they ......

"Wow, husband, are you watching a TV series?"

"Yo, yes, hehe, what kind of film is this?"

"I heard that World of Warcraft is coming to China for filming, so the last two should be the mages of the alliance, and the front one is ...... Uh, probably ...... The undead of the tribe, right? ”

"No, it doesn't seem that there are no undead in the first part of Warcraft...... Alas, look at it, the black stockings are Huang Bo alas. ”

Speechless! Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to cry without tears! He now understands the shadow area in his heart when the three bandits first entered the bank and were watched.

What the are these brainless eyes! I strongly ask the radio and television father to strengthen the management of variety reality shows, especially to take compulsory measures against the relevant "stockings" activities in the column!

"Robbery! Someone is robbing in the back! ”

yelled all the way down the street, but no one stepped forward to help.

The "fierce battle" on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve had already hollowed out Zhang Xiaoqiang's body, and before he ran 2 kilometers at this moment, his legs were as heavy as lead, and his breathing became irregular, and his two nostrils were like angry bulls constantly making a rough pant of "snorting, snorting".

It's okay if you can really have the fighting power of a bull now, the problem is ...... No, I don't.

On the other hand, the bandits, because of the indifference of the people along the street, the two bandits Yu chased Yu Yong, and the distance that Zhang Xiaoqiang used to distract the two bandits was being shortened by the other party at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Finally, after turning into an alley, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally exhausted the last trace of his body...... He couldn't run.

Turning around, the two bandits followed closely and chased in, seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang was tired and not moving, the two of them also stopped running, panting and approaching Zhang Xiaoqiang step by step.

"Your name! You're screaming! If you scream and cut your throat, no one will come to save you! ”

What an arrogant face, "Bad Shu Xiao" still said this "bad guy" standard line in the end.

Damn it! Zhang Xiaoqiang really didn't have the strength to run anymore, so he pinned his last hope on the live broadcast platform.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Brothers, who will help solve the two grandsons?

Sun Tzu: What is the anchor @ me doing? (question mark)

Zhu Bajie: It's time to eat, everyone hurry up, it's late, my old pig is all inclusive. (saliva)

Sun Wukong: My old grandson will go first. (Clouds)

Zhang Fei: Wow, yes, get out of the way. (round eyes)

Guan Yu: Second and so on! (Run)

Liu Bei: Second, third, etc.! (Crying face)

Xiang Yu: Who dares to stop me? (red face)

Tang Seng: Eight precepts, leave a steamed bun for the teacher. (Crying face)

……

After five seconds, look at the number of people in the room...... The word "zero" seems to be a mocking mouth hanging next to the "welcome slogan".

Speechless!

said "You want to become the angel I love in the fairy tale, open your hands and become wings to protect me", how can this be ...... Second master, where is your loyalty? Brother Yu, where is your tyrant? What about your righteousness, heroes of Liangshan? Master Xuanzang, your "If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell"?

History is a lie!

Looking at the number of people in the room that had shrunk to zero almost instantly, Zhang Xiaoqiang ...... It's embarrassing!

"Boy, why don't you scream!? You're going to call someone to beat us!? ”

"Hahaha!"

The truth tells us that no one in this world can be relied on, and the only thing you can rely on is yourself.

But the question is...... At the moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang can't run, as for the ...... That's even worse, the two bandits are holding the guy in their hands.

Whether it is being cut by the "Li Yunlong machete" or taking a shot at the imitation gun, Zhang Xiaoqiang's small physique will go to the soul world to report every minute!

The two bandits approached step by step with a sneering smile, looking at the posture, they would definitely not "a gentleman will not move".

In desperation, Zhang Xiaoqiang swept his eyes around and tried to seek help from the small merchants and hawkers around him, but the people were like the air on the spot, and they lazily nested under the shed one by one to avoid the humiliation of the scorching sun.

"Hehe, scream! Keep calling! You're not screaming just now, you're really happy! Why is it stopped now! ”

You said that this is such an infuriating thing, in broad daylight, Lang Lang, and he was molested by two robbers on the street.

Can you swallow this breath? No!

Can this fire be extinguished? No!

Seeing that the two bandits were about to lean in front of him, Zhang Xiaoqiang had a flash of inspiration and thought about it.

IMMEDIATELY, HIS RIGHT HAND WAS RAISED HIGH, AND HE IMMEDIATELY TOOK A DEEP BREATH, AND THEN ROARED FROM THE DANTIAN WITH THE STRENGTH TO EAT: "OH MOM, THE CITY GUAN IS BEATING PEOPLE!" ”

After speaking, he raised his right hand and slashed down, and the target was directly at the two bandits!