It is estimated that Zhang Xiaoqiang would jump over the wall and shout such a monologue, the two bandits were stunned for a moment, and then laughed "haha".

"Ahaha, this ***, you got kicked in the head by a donkey, you think it's ......"

Before he finished speaking, the meat man stopped abruptly, because he vaguely felt that something seemed to be wrong on both sides of the street, and he faintly smelled the silk...... Murderous.

Yes! Jingzhang Xiaoqiang shouted like this, and the originally quiet and peaceful street became "ready to move".

Those small merchants and hawkers who were originally hiding in the shed to avoid the scorching sun all poked their heads out of curiosity after hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's cheers.

When he saw the two bandits dressed up and the guy in their hands, they immediately expressed their hatred of the same enemy as the "consciousness" and "unity" that the class struggle should have.

The black silk face was limited by the hood and had no insight into the sudden situation around him, and he was still grinning and arrogant "ghost howling", revealing in his gestures: "Come and beat me!" There's a kind of underwhelming like you're going to beat me."

What did Mao Zhu XI say: "If you don't die, you won't die, and all the anti-Dong factions are paper tigers, and they will be drowned in the vast sea of the people."

So, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a group of Black Shadow Mountain crying tsunamis rushing towards the two bandits, and the location of the two bandits was completely submerged in just an instant.

That posture is really "firecrackers roaring" and "gongs and drums are noisy"...... It's so horrible! Zhang Xiaoqiang calculated, there were no less than twenty figures passing by him alone.

These people have everything, from kitchen knives to baskets and bricks, and the most ridiculous thing is that Zhang Xiaoqiang also rushed up when he saw the whole green onion in the hand of a 3-year-old hairy child.

It is no wonder that the "regular army" of the city has never been able to defeat the "guerrillas" of traders.

If it weren't for the fact that he didn't know, Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to go up and mix his feet, but looking at the terrifying crowd screaming on the third floor and the outer three floors, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around and left decisively, hiding his merit and fame, leaving only two bandits to wander and echo in the streets like pigs, unable to disperse for a long time.

"Hehe, kid can, this crisis is handled well, the old man gives you 99 points, and I'm afraid that you will be proud!"

What is hindsight? The old man explained this very well.

In such a crisis situation just now, he didn't let out a fart, and now he jumped out and jumped on it.

If it weren't for the tossing and tearing of Zhang Xiaoqiang, otherwise he would have drowned the old man with saliva.

"Humph!" With an angry snort, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked with a smile: "Are you my economic person?" ”

"Of course! Didn't this old man tell you earlier? ”

"Damn! Are you a broker? Just now Lao Tzu almost died, why don't you old guy do anything? You said that if you just got me a personal possession, why would I be so wolfy? When it came to what happened in the bank, Zhang Xiaoqiang was angry.

The old man also knew that Zhang Xiaoqiang was angry, he paused, stroked his beard and sighed helplessly: "Alas, boy, do you think I don't want to?" But to do this kind of thing, it takes capital. ”

"Capital?" Raising his eyebrows, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked suspiciously: "What do you mean?" ”

"Hey~ this...... To put it simply, before you can call your friends at will, you must first make them like you and appreciate you. In the words of your time, it is to find a way to turn them into your "brain-dead fans", and when you do this, when you are in trouble or bullied by others, they will naturally take the initiative to take action for you. But before that, you have to learn to pretend to be a grandson, remember that customers are always gods, sailors are always masters, and if you want to become a successful anchor, you can't be in a hurry, you have to take your time one step at a time. Of course, during this period, the old man, as your agent, will definitely guide you from the side, and as for the rest, the old man will also operate for you. Don't worry, just do what the old man said, within a year, the old man will ensure that you are popular all over the soul world! ”

After speaking, the old man rushed to Zhang Xiaoqiang's side, and waved his robe: "You have to find such a feeling, this passage is the Nai He Bridge to the Soul Realm, you are the anchor of the Soul Realm, you are the big anchor of the Soul Realm, and you may become a super anchor across the human soul for two terms in the future...... What do you think? Is there any love xù anymore? ”

Subconsciously nodded, being fooled by the old man, Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind was full of stars, and all the anger and anger that came to his mouth disappeared, replaced by a vision of his future life.

Seeing that the heat was almost over, the old man patted Zhang Xiaoqiang on the shoulder with a characteristic smile of the "MLM leader": "Okay!" Don't think about anything, hurry up and take the money, let's go to this place. ”

A stream of consciousness appeared in his mind, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was immersed in the illusion of "promotion and salary increase, becoming general manager, becoming CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and walking to the pinnacle of life", was stunned by this sudden stream of consciousness, and only then did he realize that he was being led into the pit by the old man again.

"I'm cǎo! What the hell are you going to do? Pulling through the stream of consciousness, Zhang Xiaoqiang only glanced at it, and immediately exclaimed: "Meat factory!?" What are you telling me to do here? ”

"The secret of heaven must not be revealed, and the old man will naturally tell you the answer when you go." stroked his beard, and the old man had a proud face of "I won't say anything if I am killed".

Seeing the blessed expression of the old god, Zhang Xiaoqiang was sure that "there must be something strange about this matter", and he didn't want to refuse immediately: "Ouch, heaven!" Then don't sue me. ”

As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang picked up from the ground and put a small branch on the top of his head.

The old man was stunned: "Xiaoqiang, what are you doing here?" ”

"Oh, it's okay, I've got my whole lightning rod...... Prevention. ”

Speechless!

"Don't you want to be a super streamer in the soul world?" Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't do anything, the old man hurriedly repeated his old tricks, and he was tempted.

I never thought that Zhang Xiaoqiang pursed his lips: "Vulgar!" Look at you people, what kind of celebrities, Internet celebrities, models, and anchors are open and closed all day long...... Can't you have some higher aspirations? I wanted to be the successor of the main YI of the co-CHANG since I was a child, did I say that? Do I have bloat? Am I proud? ”

The old man was speechless, and in the end, he was helpless, and the old man could only use a killer move: "Don't forget, Su Lengche's little girl is only the old man who can help you get it, you do what the old man says, and the old man will ...... for you."

"Haha!" Lang Xiao interrupted the old man's "sugar-coated cannonball", and Zhang Xiaoqiang looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "Do you think I'm the kind of person who will hang himself from a tree?" ”

After the words were closed, Zhang Xiaoqiang lowered his head leisurely, and met the old man's gaze: "No! I'll be looking for a few more cranes nearby! ”