Seeing off Lawson, Zhang Xiaoqiang was exhausted, returned to the living room, and sat on the sofa, feeling as if his body had been hollowed out. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang was not in a good state, the old pig stood up, went to the computer desk to take the only remaining teapot and teacup from the previous "Flood War", and poured some water for Zhang Xiaoqiang.

"Come, Xiaoqiang, drink some water. Look at you, why don't you just play chess, no matter how good the monkey is, you don't need to get wet with excitement. ”

"Ahem," the clear water that had just entered the throat almost choked Zhang Xiaoqiang to the point of being angry because of the old pig's comfort.

"Humph! My grandson has long said that my chess skills can be, I think that when I was on the side of Huaguo Mountain, I was invincible all over the mountain, and I was nicknamed "Chess Sage". ”

"Poof," this time Zhang Xiaoqiang really couldn't hold back the tea in his mouth, and shot the old pig's face with a bang.

"SORRY, BROTHER PIG, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO ASK YAN TO SHOOT YOU."

Your sister's! Dare to love the "Great Sage of Chess" is like this!

If you can play ancient chess with the atmosphere of modern war, it is estimated that the "great sage of chess" can have such courage and mind.

"Alright, alright! That one...... It's not too early, let's all wash and sleep. I have to go to school tomorrow, so I won't accompany you, I'll go back to the house first. ”

After speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't care about the great sage, how the old pig replies, now even if the latter demolishes his home and comes out of the Third World War, he Zhang Xiaoqiang absolutely doesn't care, everything will be dealt with when he wakes up tomorrow.

Holding up the tired pace, Zhang Xiaoqiang moved towards the bedroom little by little.

When he arrived in the bedroom, Zhang Xiaoqiang fell on his back on the bed.

En~ The feeling of the body touching the sheets is like being hugged by a girlfriend.

Refreshing! Comfortable! ZHANG XIAOQIANG COULDN'T HELP BUT SNORT INTOXICATED.

And at this moment, his crotch suddenly shook.

"Damn! What the is it, and you're still fooling Lao Tzu into buying a house!? ”

THE FIRE PROBE TOOK OUT HIS MOBILE PHONE, ZHANG XIAOQIANG PRESSED THE CALL BUTTON, LOWERED HIS VOICE, AND REPLIED IN A VERY SKILLFUL LONDON ACCENT: "HELLO, HOWAREYOU, I'MLILEI, MAYIHELPYOU?"

According to Zhang Xiaoqiang's meaning, as soon as he said this, the salesman opposite was absolutely confused.

I believe that many students have similar experiences, and they always receive some inexplicable phone calls every day.

If you have a good temper, you will decline politely.

If you have a bad temper, you will scold.

But these salesmen are obviously well trained to work under pressure, and no matter what the operator says, he has the right to fart.

It's just that, and he can always switch back to the theme he wants to express at the right point.

Objectively speaking, these salesmen are not easy, and people are also trying to make a living, otherwise who would suffer the sin of being spit on by others?

Zhang Xiaoqiang can understand the pain of the salesman very well, after all, he is also a small person who works hard at the bottom and understands that life is not easy.

But the problem is that if you don't investigate, you will call at every turn to say that so-and-so is selling well, and so-and-so community is opening a big reward, as if you don't buy it, you will be sorry for the party and the people.

, Lao Tzu can't even solve the basic food and clothing, you die every day with Lao Tzu BB these tall things, do you dare to say that you are not looking for Lao Tzu to be happy, mocking Lao Tzu?

So much so that later, under the arduous and tragic struggle against these harassing phone calls, Zhang Xiaoqiang explored a set of effective countermeasures.

Can't these salesmen brag and slash...... Cheng, brother will give you the whole foreign language!

Since this trick was studied and put into practice by Zhang Xiaoqiang, the battle situation has undergone a fundamental reversal, and there are basically no more similar calls, and the calls are no more than two sentences.

After all, the patriotism of the Chinese people is obvious to the whole world, and in this country, everyone knows each other's English level.

To put it bluntly, those who can smoothly talk to crooked nuts for more than three sentences are definitely veteran drivers who have watched American banging movies.

Anyway, Zhang Xiaoqiang can barely hold on to the fourth sentence now, and after asking Howoldareyou, whereareyoufrom, he basically has to resort to the mystery: CanyouspeakChinese?

“I＇mhanmeimei.finethankyou，andyou?”

Yo Hoo! Yes!

The calm response on the other side was somewhat unexpected by Zhang Xiaoqiang.

It seems that this is an expert, even Li Lei and Han Meimei know that this product has at least graduated from elementary school.

Today, this Nima has met an opponent!

Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but be a little nervous, you must know that he only has four moves.

However, these four tricks are very powerful, and without exception they are the most efficient and useful dialogue sentences that have been painstakingly summarized by Chinese foreign language workers after decades of painstaking research and combined with foreign forms.

It is rumored that as long as you learn these four sentences, there is absolutely no problem with going to be a JC Wood.

“I＇mfine，thankyou.whereareyoufrom?”

After saying hello, ask for age; After asking about age, ask nationality; After asking about nationality, ask about household registration.

This kind of chatting method of checking the household registration later helped many crooked fruit families solve the problem of lack of JC and social instability.

Hum! I don't believe it, you can still come up!?

Zhang Xiaoqiang is full of confidence, if the previous sentence is still in the initial stage, everyone can catch it. That sentence, whether it is from the sentence pattern or sentence structure, Zhang Xiaoqiang believes that the non-sixth grade level of primary school is absolutely impossible to parry.

"You took the wrong medicine today and got kicked in the head by a donkey!? Huaxia dialect is not good, and it is still with me? Will you!? ”

I'll it! What's going on!? Annoyed and angry?

"Who are you, I said? You ......"

"Me! Your great aunt! You're itchy kid, aren't you!? I can't even remember your aunt's number!? ”

Fog grass!

Hearing the familiar scolding, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly took the mobile phone off his ear and took a closer look...... When the chrysanthemum is tight.

Your sister's! It's really a call from my aunt!

It's over, this Nima flood has washed the Dragon King Temple!

That's why self-centeredness hurts!

"Hehe, I'm sorry, auntie, then, I received a few harassing calls from real estate sales before, I thought they would call back, so I ......"

"Come on, my mother doesn't have time to talk to you about those useless things. What do I mean you little bunny! I won't call you today, your aunt, so don't you plan to contact me to report to work! ”

A stinking scolding and reprimand, the sudden reversal made Zhang Xiaoqiang a little unable to turn around.

"Uh...... Auntie, me, the ...... What kind of work do you want me to report? ”

"Nonsense! What else could it be!? What are you doing today!? Let me ask you, how did you talk to the little girl...... Or did you kid not go today!? ”

Okay, this is the matter of daring to love, it's okay that this aunt doesn't mention it, when she mentions it, Zhang Xiaoqiang is full of grief and indignation!