There is no doubt that all the encounters that Zhang Xiaoqiang experienced today were all due to this blind date. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hey, what about you little bunny? What does your aunt ask you for? How did you talk to the little girl? ”

"That...... Auntie, can I ask, where did you get this girl? Zhang Xiaoqiang tearfully confirmed.

"Where did you find it? This girl is too big, I'll tell you! For the sake of your life's events, your aunt and I have pulled down my old face, and I don't know how much I have to do with it. ”

"So, she, she, where did she come from?"

At this time, you are still fooling my brother!? Brother was almost cheated by the "how steel is made", do you know?

"Well, it's a bit complicated to say, to put it simply, he's the best friend of your uncle's cousin's brother's sister-in-law's friend, Miss Ma's child of the old Wang family next door. How did you feel? ”

said a lot of the relationship structure in one breath, who is who Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't figure out the concept at all, and the only thing he understood was the last sentence of Miss Ma's child from the old Wang family next door.

So the question is, is this child Miss Ma's, or is it Lao Wang's family next door?

"Uh, hehe, auntie, you've worked so hard, this ...... This girl's origin is really ...... It's a little thrilling. ”

"That's it! Why are you doing so much useless! If it weren't for the fact that your kid is so stumbling and incapable, your aunt would have to worry so much. Honestly, what did you all do today? What about the girl? ”

"I, we're ...... today Went to a coffee shop and drank coffee...... There are also '82 Lafite. Tentatively accentuated the word "Lafite", Zhang Xiaoqiang needed to let his aunt know his history of blood and tears today.

But......

"What Lafite to drink! I said you kid is not stupid, still eighty-two years old!? How many times have I told you, read less of those indecent YY novels! The old lady is asking you to solve personal problems, you can do it, give the old lady and I will pretend to be wide, right!? You said that seventy yuan can be done in a hotel, what are you spending so much money for!? Do you think the girl I found you is a money-hungry green tea? That's a serious person! English level 8, German level 2, Japanese level 3 girl of the good family!! ”

"Wait a minute, auntie, you seem to have told me last time that he was German first?"

"Dare to talk back!? Is there a difference between German level 4 and German level 1? Even if you are downgraded by one level, how can you drop? Speak like you can understand? ”

This...... Isn't that the point!?

Served! Completely convinced!

Through this conversation, Zhang Xiaoqiang can already confirm 100% that the identity background of the "yellow flower girl" that his aunt has found for him must be gray and red.

"Forget it! You probably haven't been alone with a girl since you've lived so long, and it's understandable that you're pretending to be B for the first time. But the eldest aunt told you that the important thing for this pickle girl is not to look at the amount of money, but to learn to spend the money on the blade. Xiaoqiang, you have to remember that the love field is like a battlefield, no matter how much money you have, the last shot is the point! We must invest our limited resources in the most practical battlefield, and then achieve the goal of the last shot at the lowest cost. Wait for the raw rice to cook and mature...... Hmph, the rest of the matter is not a problem!"

"Gollum," Wuzi swallowed and foamed, the eldest aunt's teachings were really enlightening and shocking, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned at the same time, and he also subconsciously blurted out: "That eldest aunt, listening to your words, it is better to read ten discs, I probably know this reason, but ...... Wouldn't it be too authentic to go on a blind date with a pickled girl? ”

"!! Are you a swollen little rabbit cub still haven't been aware of the danger!? How many times has your aunt told you? At the moment, there are more wolves and less meat, if you talk to others about morality, will people sympathize with you!? Besides, when it comes to morality, you also have to look at capital, do you have capital? Also, who told you that pickling girls and blind dates are contradictory? Can't even soak a girl? How to go on a blind date? Haven't you heard that all pickling girls who don't aim at blind dates are hooligans? As long as you mentally think that you are here for a blind date, there is no problem with soaking each other!? ”

"Auntie, that sentence seems to mean that all relationships that are not for the purpose of marriage are hooligans, right?"

"Is there a difference!? Don't say anything else, the eldest aunt asked you, at that time, you dared to say that you didn't want to take someone to the house to open a house!? ”

Ginger is still old and spicy! The eldest aunt is worthy of living in the mountains and countryside with strong folk customs, and her words are to the point, without dragging the mud and water.

Compared with those poisonous chicken soup that sounds touching to the soul but is actually full of nonsense, it is undoubtedly closer to reality.

That's right! As a young man with five good qualities in the new era, Zhang Xiaoqiang's orientation is normal, and when facing a lone woman like Lin Qian, it is absolutely impossible to say that he has no restless thoughts.

What's more, if you have suffered such a big crime and paid so much, wouldn't you have suffered a lot of losses if you don't ask for some repayment from the other party?

"Uh......"

"Okay, just like you, even if you have a thief's heart, you don't have the courage to be a thief. Tell me, how did you two talk about today? ”

"It's okay." This is true, anyway, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that he was performing well and fully demonstrated his knowledge.

"And what do you think of the girl? See? ”

"Pretty good, voila."

"That's a must! How can the person personally picked by your aunt be wrong!? ”

Great Auntie! Be a man with a conscience! DO YOU DARE TO TOUCH YOUR CHEST ZHAO TO SAY THIS!?

Although he thought so, Zhang Xiaoqiang still affirmed against his will: "Yes!" Be! The great aunt is mighty! ”

"Don't be poor with your aunt, that ...... How do you feel like a girl? ”

I'll go! Brother is not a roundworm in a person's stomach, how do you know what people think about their psychology.

Besides, Lin Qian's girl's profession......

However, considering the true nature of the eldest aunt, if the blind date is rectified today, needless to say, it will not take three days for the eldest aunt to find a new target.

No way! Who told the eldest aunt to have a warm heart that is idle and rising.

For the sake of the "only" two kidneys in his body, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that although Lin Qian was a wine trust, at least she was still alive, and she would make some money if she was in a pit.

But with the relationship between the eldest aunt in the village, the ghost knows what "wonderful" new goal she will give the whole next time?

Zhang Xiaoqiang's little heart really can't bear the stimulation of "coming to bottle Lafite".

Therefore, weighing the pros and cons of all parties, he decided that it would be better to fool and stabilize the eldest aunt: "Hehe, it's inconvenient for me to say how people feel about this, but the two of us chatted quite speculatively, and we made an appointment to meet." ”