When he came to the door of the hotel, Zhang Xiaoqiang was kicked out like a lost dog. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

When he came to the parking lot, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his eyes and immediately saw a dazzling "Xiang" color in the dark night.

What an ironic scene! Looking at the flying color, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but smile secretly in his heart...... Are you even mocking, God? Or how to give my brother such a strange thing.

After getting into the car, the great sage threw the old pig into the back seat of the car.

I have to say that this old pig was not lightly injured when he took the door.

The good guy was turned upside down by the great sage all the way, and now he was thrown into the car by brute force, and the old pig always maintained his original fainting shape during the whole process, and he was stunned and did not change half a point.

"Let's go! Go home! "Put the old pig safely, and the great sage jumped into the passenger seat.

He still maintained the sitting posture that the Great Sage should have, half-squatting and.

Considering the style of the Great Sage and the shape of this broken car, Zhang Xiaoqiang gave up the idea of popularizing modern civilized riding etiquette for the Great Sage.

After looking at the steering wheel in front of him for a long time, he squirted two words out of his mouth: "Drive!" ”

"Buzz", "Xiang" color Isuzu flipped and shook, then swayed his body, and happily went on the road under the control of Zhang Xiaoqiang.

The night was dark and dark, the thick clouds were overwhelming, and the sky at this time was like Zhang Xiaoqiang's state of mind, depressed and bitter.

Thinking about what happened tonight, Zhang Xiaoqiang really felt panicked.

"Brother Monkey, thank you for the evening."

"What is Xie Lao Sun doing?"

"Nothing, hehe." He wouldn't understand it if he understood and explained to the Great Sage, and in the case of the Great Sage, he just did what he was supposed to do as a celestial enforcer.

But Zhang Xiaoqiang knew that if there was no great sage to shake the scene today, I am afraid that things would not be so simple.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't believe Sun Shao, Qin Puze would be so kind to let himself go, to put it bluntly, he was still afraid of the skills of the Great Sage.

While thinking, a bright light came directly from the dark behind him, hitting the person's eyes in the rearview mirror.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was in front of him in the dark, poked his head out and scolded behind him: "What kind of plane are you doing, do you have any quality!" The necessity of driving school Lan Xiang!? ”

"Buzz!" The piercing engine roared, and Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a black Land Rover rushing towards the rear of his car.

"Grass!!" was worried that there was nowhere to vent his anger, and no one sent it to the door by himself.

"Uncle, play this hand with Lao Tzu! Drag racing, right? Lao Tzu will tell you today to see what is called the old driver of Qiu Ming Mountain!! ”

Clutch, push, oil.

In a state of extreme anger, people dare to do anything to make a riot.

You must know that Zhang Xiaoqiang has not touched the car a few times since he got his driver's license, and being able to drive to the hotel alive on the road is a blessing that his ancestors have cultivated for eight lifetimes.

Now he is enthusiastic and plans to drag race with others.

The key is that you have no problem racing cars, but you can take Isuzu and Land Rover...... This Nima is too biao.

"Buzz," as soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the Isuzu immediately howled like a whipped donkey, and the speed of the car also increased under Zhang Xiaoqiang's whipping.

Fortunately, it is close to night at this time, and there are no pedestrians or vehicles on the road, otherwise Mr. Wang's headlines will be robbed again tomorrow.

Swaying left and right, rushing forward and backward, Isuzu really has a bit of stunt driver style under Zhang Xiaoqiang's skillful control.

It's just that anyone who has been in contact with a legendary vehicle like Isuzu knows that as soon as this car is 100 miles up, it is absolutely imminent to take off.

That's right! Zhang Xiaoqiang has this kind of rush now, and he can't control the shaking of the car body at all.

In addition, the car itself is very old, and it is built by the "Bima Group" in the heavenly realm, and it is difficult for Zhang Xiaoqiang to ask the car to go in a straight line nowadays.

However, it is not useless to not be able to walk in a straight line, at least the speed of the Land Rover cannot be played.

Looking at the Land Rover behind him who was crowded out of nowhere, Zhang Xiaoqiang screamed in the rearview mirror: "Uncle, still pretend to be b!" In the middle of the night, the whole luxury car is amazing! Race with the old paper! You go while playing!! ”

The words just fell! There was a shock at the rear of the car, and then the Isuzu body was like a boat in a stormy wave, swaying in the wind and rain.

In a hurry, Zhang Xiaoqiang instinctively stepped on the foot brake.

Under its braking, Isuzu "squeaked" and slowed down.

Regaining control of the car body, Land Rover also took advantage of Zhang Xiaoqiang's control of the car body neutral gear, waiting for the opportunity to overtake from behind.

When the two cars were level, Zhang Xiaoqiang lowered the window and pointed out his middle finger at the opposite side: "Damn!!" I'm sick! Rushing to the funeral in the middle of the night! ”

Anyway, there is a great sage in the car, and Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't mind scaring about the drag racing man at night.

The night was quiet, the Land Rover window was slowly lowered, and there was a dark horse inside, Zhang Xiaoqiang frowned and wanted to see the other party's appearance clearly, and he didn't want a tubular object to emerge in the dark.

Fog grass! Gun!?

was stunned for a moment, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang laughed loudly: "How fucking old are you!" And play this kind of trick! Brother, when I bluffed people with a toy gun, you were still spreading your crotch pants! ”

"Bang!"

The glass on the side of the car shattered in response, Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously turned his face to look, and immediately screamed: "!" It's a real guy...... Goodbye, big brother, fight again in the future! ”

Hurry up and hit the accelerator with your foot and fly forward.

Guns are undoubtedly men's favorites, Zhang Xiaoqiang has only seen them in movies and games in the past, and he never dreamed that reality would be pointed at the head by a gun.

Thanks to his unskilled car control skills just now, the speed of the car was slightly slower by two beats, otherwise he would have changed the operation level of the old driver, and he would have maintained the state of walking with Land Rover...... With the trajectory of the other party's gun, Zhang Xiaoqiang's left temple is afraid that he will have to open a hole.

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had palpitations, desperately bombarded the accelerator, but the speed of the Land Rover was there.

The gap in performance is destined to make Zhang Xiaoqiang unable to get rid of Land Rover's pursuit.

"Serpentine move! Z-Move! "The mouth is constantly chattering, Zhang Xiaoqiang has no bullshit tactical literacy, but fortunately, he usually plays games a lot, so he also knows that he must not walk in a straight line to avoid shooting.

The Great Sage was dumped in the car, and finally couldn't hold back his mouth and asked: "Xiaoqiang, what are you doing?" Why is this thing floating around, it's not more reliable than my old grandson's somersault cloud!? ”

"Emergency! We're being targeted! ”

"Youkai!?"

"Uh...... "I want to say that the monster is coming, but if I think about it, if I say the monster, the great sage will definitely jump out of the car and be tough with people."

If the other party didn't have a gun, Zhang Xiaoqiang wouldn't be worried about the result of the Great Sage's toughness.

But the man is holding the guy in his hand now, and the great sage is going to ...... That's a gunshot shot!

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to cause two wars of man and god because of his own reasons.

"It's not a youkai! But it's not a good thing either. ”

"That's humans, huh?"

"Yes, it's human."

"Then what are you panicking about! I thought it was a monster! You pay for this kind of thing! Re-arranging the squatting posture, the Great Sage Dou crossed his eyes, glanced at the Land Rover in the rearview mirror that was approaching step by step, and then shook his throat with disdain. (To be continued.) )