Chapter 152: Roll over, Isuzu-kun
The words of the great sage really made Zhang Xiaoqiang "moved" and wanted to cry. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The Great Sage's sense of "sovereignty" is really unsei, who said that the Great Sage is the "Second Ancestor" who disturbs social stability? There is a kind of you stand up, and my brother promises not to "Hasay" you.
Okay...... If the world can "love and hate" like the Great Sage and "enforce the law with integrity", then ...... Emma, the picture is too beautiful, Zhang Xiaoqiang can't imagine it, the Land Rover behind the key butt is chasing too tightly, and the pressure ...... "mountain".
has brought the old driver's driving skills to the extreme, but seeing that the yardage meter in the car continues to rise, Isuzu wails at the top of his voice.
If the "limit" continues like this, Zhang Xiaoqiang is really worried that Isuzu, which is wrapped in a layer of iron, will really take off.
"What to do, what to do?"
"Bang!"
The gunshot rang out, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's rearview mirror cracked a small opening.
At the point of fragmentation, bullet holes the thickness of the little finger are clearly visible.
Finished! Finished!
"Old man! Geezer! Come out! Hurry out and get out! This Nima is burning her ass! I'm going to die! ”
"What's the noise, the old man is sleeping well, what are you doing......"
"Bang!" Another gunshot rang out, and before the old man could finish speaking, the rear gear glass shattered again, Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously shrank down, and then raised his eyes to look at the table in front of him...... OMG, shooting!!
The old man, who just wanted to get out of Zhang Xiaoqiang's body to breathe, immediately shrank back in recognition of the current affairs after seeing the bullet hole in front of him.
This...... What's the situation!?
The old man who was napping and resting missed the hotel drama, so he didn't know what was going on right now.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't have time to explain more to the old man, he was really speechless for his second bastard agent, quite speechless!!
"What's the situation!? You're blind! Little brother, I've been scolded, hurry up and find a way!? Otherwise, my brother is dead, and you will have to finish!! ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to threaten the old man, but in the current situation, he had no choice.
Plus the work style of the old god stick...... If you don't give him a little "hurt each other", the goods will never realize that the problem is serious.
"This, don't worry, Rong, let me think about it!" Sweat flowed down the old man's forehead in an instant.
As Zhang Xiaoqiang reminded, the old man and the anchor Xiaoqiang are now grasshoppers tied together.
As the saying goes, both losses and all glory, Zhang Xiaoqiang is good, and the old man follows.
On the contrary, if Zhang Xiaoqiang is an abnormal hiccups, although the old man who is an economist appointed by the soul world will not say 88 on the spot, it is absolutely indispensable to be investigated by the relevant departments.
Just kidding, who is Zhang Xiaoqiang? He is the only agent of the Soul Realm Human Realm Office, if Zhang Xiaoqiang is shot under the nose of the old man tonight, just by finding out this, it is appropriate for the old man to be guilty of dereliction of duty.
"Hey, what else do you want!? There are so many people in the soul world, you can give me any useful ones. Dragon Group! Fifth Brigade! It's really not good, 007 James Bond! Spy David Webb! Mission Impossible: Ethan Hunter...... I said don't be stupid, do something practical. ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang was anxious, and the old man was even more anxious: "The old man you said has the authority to check, the old man is an agent, not a household registration administrator." ”
"! You won't be able to do them! ”
"They, first of all, they have to pay attention to you!!"
"Damn! Is this still my fault!? ”
"Bang!"
Fog grass!
With Zhang Xiaoqiang's sigh, the steering wheel in Zhang Xiaoqiang's hand suddenly lost control.
This Nima ...... It's all over the calf!
The bullet fired by the Land Rover hit the right rear tire of Isuzu unbiasedly.
When boarding, the body that lost control began to change from a serpentine position to a spiral position.
Seeing that he was about to rush down the curb and roll eagerly, Zhang Xiaoqiang shouted in horror.
"I'll go to your grandfather's grandma's grandpa, old man, what kind of bullshit is this Nima Celestial Realm car, it's useless at all!! We're all going to die here today. ”
The old man, who had originally finished holding the idea of calves, suddenly burst out with two blazing lights in his old eyes after listening to the word "car" in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mouth.
Then he laughed loudly: "Haha, haha!" ”
"Laugh at your sister!"
"Heaven will not kill me! Heaven will not kill me! ”
"Can you make it useful?"
The old man is crazy! This is Zhang Xiaoqiang's idea.
The old man replied enthusiastically: "The car! Car! Wake up the automatic control system! ”
Wait a minute! Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't keep up with the old man's rhythm a little...... "What's the matter!?" Automatic control system!? ”
Repeating this, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately became angry: "When is this Nima old man, do you still have time to pull calves there!?" Automatic? You show my brother clearly, it's this...... Will he be able to walk the straight now? ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang held the steering wheel with both hands and tried his best to control the body.
But the whole car is like a wild horse, not controlled at all.
In addition, the initial speed was already fast, and now the car is ...... Completely in a "crazy" situation.
If you really talk about "automatic control", the car is now.
"? Xiaoqiang, you underestimate it too much! We can't just look at the appearance of being a person and doing things, and the ugly ones may not be incompetent. Remember, this thing is from the Celestial Realm. ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang has no opinion on the first half of the old man's sentence, because the reality of Brother Ma is an example.
Although Brother Xiaoma has been a little stumbling for a long time, he has just had a personality charm and a ticket in his pocket.
But the old man said the second half of the sentence...... Produced by the Celestial Realm...... Roll the calves!
"Done! Celestial Production, right!? Automatic, right!? Tell me how to get it!? ”
"This ......"
I knew it!
"Y's talking!"
"I'm going to lose my home!" After rummaging, the old man replied with a wry smile.
"Lost home...... Do you still have the heart to play by this time!? ”
The curb is getting closer and closer, breaking through the fence above it, and below it is a long chrysalis slope.
At the current speed, the consequence can only be "roll over!" Isuzu-kun! ”
"I want to think about it, let the old man think about it." His eyes rolled around, and the old man who knew was thinking about activating the password, and he didn't know where he thought the fortune teller came from.
Good guys, those whites of the eyes are really scary.
Mu, the old man seemed to be thinking about something, turned his head, looked at the Great Sage beside him, and then asked in a deep voice: "Great Sage, may I ask what is the original name of the little white dragon under your master's seat?" ”
"Ao Lie!" Without moving, the great sage half-squatted, and his cross-eyed eyes were slightly raised.
To tell the truth, the Great Sage is worthy of defeating the Buddha in a fight, and that balance is ...... In the spiral reversal car, it is a violation of physics and does not move, as steady as Mount Tai.
On the other hand, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who shook his head and shook his head, turned over...... Swaying left and right, scurrying forward and backward, and foaming at the whole point are the early symptoms of epilepsy.
"There it is! I remember!! (To be continued.) )