Lots of cars out there? What's the situation?

The boss was obviously a little dazed, and then ran out without saying a word-it could be Zhou Dana's mistake?!

Then he ran two steps and slapped his head hard, if he really committed a crime, it should be a police car! So what's going on with these cars?!

The two hurried to the door, and then the boss was dumbfounded!

Jaguar! It's actually Jaguar, and Nima is a whole team! Damn, this row of cars, there must be ten of them, right?! This is a big customer, all of them came to see the play? But Zhou Da took it in, if they knew that they had been fooled......

"That, how many are ......" The boss rushed forward with an arrow step, and then saw a young young man who looked like a young master getting down from the Jaguar at the head, and hurriedly asked cautiously: "Is the parking lot of the hotel opposite not enough?" I have a parking lot here for you to use! ”

"It's really dirty," Zhao Zhenhao, who got out of the car, frowned, and then didn't reply to the boss, so he first asked Liu Huaqiang to clean up the venue: "Clean up here first, it's too dirty, there are plastic bags everywhere." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Boss: "......" Nima image project forgot to do!

Hurriedly apologized: "This young master doesn't bother your people, I call the cleaner to clean up!" Then he carefully looked at Zhao Zhenhao's face and asked, "Sir, are you here to watch Zhou Dana's show?" ”

"Who is Zhou Dana?" Listening to what the boss said about Zhou Dana, Zhao Zhenhao asked strangely: "We came to see Xiao Yueyue, is he here?" ”

Damn, what's the situation? When did Yue Peng become so awesome?! This kind of son, who looks like he was from a big family, actually came to see him?!

The boss looked confused, the roar of the kung fu car engine sounded, and the boss turned his head to look......

Damn, Ferrari! It's still Nima's team!

In the eyes of the boss, the red Ferrari opened the road in front, followed by Range Rover, Bentley Continental, Maserati, Porsche, and a large group of luxury cars drove over and parked in the parking lot......

The boss is stupid! What's going on today?!

"Lao Zhao, you came very quickly," Fang Wenbin, who was dressed in sportswear, got out of the car and said with a smile: "I still think I can be the first to arrive, but I didn't expect it to be a little later than you." Why didn't you go in? ”

"It's too dirty here, I'll call someone to clean it up first." Zhao Zhenhao put on a pair of white gloves and said with a smile: "Miss Bai hasn't arrived yet, anyway, don't worry, let's wait first." ”

These young ladies are all here to listen to cross talk?!

The boss was puzzled, but at this moment, a Rolls-Royce drove from not far away!

Damn, this is a luxury car that can only be seen on TV! A real luxury car! It's coming, it's coming! Stay and take a group photo...... Huh? Huh?! He drove in and stopped in our parking lot......

The boss's saliva is about to flow down, is this stepping on **** luck today?! How come all the heavyweights on the stage?!

After the Rolls-Royce was parked, the driver trotted out of the car, opened the door, and then the owner of the big stage saw a woman with a large pair of sunglasses get out of the car.

The boss was stunned.

What is the origin of this woman who is like an iceberg? This aura is simply terrifying!

"You can count it here," Zhao Zhenhao Fang Wenbin hurriedly stepped forward and said with a smile: "Xiao Yueyue is here, let's go in?" ”

Bai Yaning nodded and said, "Well, let's go." ”

"How many of them are ......" The boss was instantly soaked in cold sweat, and his intuition told him that something was wrong today!

His small temple can't accommodate so many big bodhisattvas!

As a result, this is not over, and a row of cars came from behind, and when they were parked, they began to get down from the cars!

Boss: "......"

Am I here to burn high incense today?! These great bodhisattvas are coming here in piles?! Look at what these people are wearing! The suit is straight! One by one, it's all Armani's grade!

Now look at the financiers of Zhou Dana, I can't compare!

"Boss, tickets are calculated according to the number of people," Zhao Zhenhao directly called a bodyguard to pay, and then followed the large army and walked inside. He frowned as he walked: "This environment is too bad, a model of dirty and messy!" Brother Hao is talking about cross talk here? How's that going to work? ”

"If you don't like it, invest in transformation," Fang Wenbin said that it was not a thing: "Brother Hao can actually talk cross talk, it's really strange!" ”

"Mr. Zhao," there were a total of five foreigners, four men and one woman, and one of them, an uncle with a beard, said to Zhao Zhenhao: "Here, is where your good friend said cross talk?" ”

"Yes, Mr. Bruce," Zhao Zhenhao nodded, "This good friend of mine is very powerful, and you will know it soon." ”

"I hope I'll be in a good mood today," Bruce smiled, "I've heard some cross talk before, but I don't think it's interesting, I hope this good friend of yours can surprise me!" ”

"You'll be satisfied." For this, Zhao Zhenhao is still quite confident.

Is there anything in this world that Brother Hao can't do?

Bai Yaning was also curious to look around, but as soon as she walked to the door of the studio hall, she heard a shocking burst of laughter from inside!

"Hahaha! It's so much fun! It's really not in vain today! ”

"Yes, Xiao Yueyue is too cheap, haha!"

Then the audience said, "Shhh!!h ”

Zhao Zhenhao: They looked at each other - what is the situation? Is this already happening? Is it too late?

A group of people rushed into the door in a hurry, and when they came in, they didn't, on the left hand side of the stage was a cute little fat man, who should be the college classmate that Brother Hao said, Xiao Yueyue, who had lived in his upper bunk for three years. The one on the right is wearing a gray coat and a hippie smile, isn't it Wang Hao and Wang Ritian?!

The show started, and a group of people didn't care about asking what was going on, so they hurriedly found their own places to sit down, and then listened to Xiao Yueyue on the stage.

Yue Peng: "I failed the political test!! ”

Wang Hao: "How much?" ”

Yue Peng: "Smash, don't ask!" ”

Wang Hao: "Did you pass?" ”

Yue Peng: "Don't ask, it's a lot worse than I thought!! ”

Wang Hao: "How much??" ”

Yue Peng: "You say it first!" ”

Wang Hao: "I'm a scumbag, 59!" ”

Yue Peng: "It's almost the same as you!" ”

Wang Hao: "Say it!" You're a top student, you must have passed, right? ”

Yue Peng: "95! I've never had a test so low! ”

Wang Hao: "I ......"

Zhao Zhenhao They haven't sat down yet, as soon as this little paragraph is finished, they immediately burst into laughter, Bai Yaning couldn't help it, burst out laughing, and said, "This guy, I don't know where he got so many funny jokes." ”

Zhao Zhenhao slapped his thigh wildly: "Hahahaha, Brother Hao actually talks about cross talk so well!" ”

Fang Wenbin said with a smile: "Convinced, I am really convinced, Brother Hao is simply invincible, what are you doing!" Awesome! ”

Before they came, they knew that it was Wang Hao who said yesterday that he wanted to help this little Yueyue, so these interesting jokes don't need to be asked, they must be from Brother Hao!

They are still newcomers, and the audience who have been listening to it for a long time in front of them have long been laughing, and they are lying on the table one by one, laughing and saying: "It's too cheap!" These two, hahaha! I'm laughing to death! ”

The group of foreigners exclaimed: "VERYGOOD! ”

Yue Peng: "The final exam is over, everyone asks me to send the answers, I'll sum it up, just send it, these people won't be able to, how pitiful!" ”

Wang Hao: "Well, then you sent it?" ”

Yue Peng: "Yes, I sent it!" As a result, as soon as they came out of the examination room, they all asked me, why did I write one less, is it that I can't write the last question? ”

Wang Hao: "Then will you be able to?" ”

Yue Peng: "I'm a scholar, how could I not--I'm the first question!" ”

Wang Hao: "They didn't kill you?" ”

Yue Peng's face was suddenly full of horror: "Oh my God! How do you know they hit me?! ”

Wang Hao sighed: "Yes!" ”

Everyone laughed together, especially Yue Peng's cute appearance, coupled with these funny jokes carefully created by Wang Hao, the atmosphere of the entire studio exploded directly!

At this time, there is still the atmosphere of boring looking at mobile phones one by one, and now the audience is all bright-eyed, staring at Yue Peng and Wang Hao on the stage!

In their hearts, these two people are the NO1 in the cross talk world! Those masters can't compare to them at all!

In the following time, it can be said that the laughter of the entire studio hall never stopped, and the audience present would laugh once in an average of ten seconds!

People kept applauding, and they were simply shocked by Wang Hao and Yue Peng.

"Interesting! It's so cheap! I love it! This is called cross talk! ”

"That's not it, it's so boring to listen to before, it's no better!"

It's all kinds of flower baskets tonight! Usually, Zhou Dana can accept one or two in one night, but Yue Peng and Wang Hao received fifteen in one night! And it's a big flower basket, one costs three hundred! In fact, Zhao Zhenhao didn't make a move, otherwise it is estimated that the stage would not be able to let go!

Seeing that this cross talk was finally about to end, Yue Pengbei smiled and said to the audience: "By the way, as a person with status, I also have a theme song, do you want to hear it?" ”

This slut actually has a theme song!

All the audience shouted together: "Listen! ”

Yue Peng said: "Then I'll sing!" ”

Audience: "Sing!" ”

Yue Peng began to sing: "Ah~Five rings~ You have one more ring than the fourth ring!" Ah~Five Rings~ You are one less ring than the Sixth Ring! Finally one day, you will repair to the seventh ring, what to do if you repair to the seventh ring, you have two more rings than the fifth ring~~"

Audience: "......"

"Hahahaha!" The audience laughed on the spot, laughing and saying loudly: "This song is really cheap enough, haha!" The lyrics are so easy to remember! Ah~Five rings~ You have one more ring than the fourth ring! Ah~Five Rings~ You are one less ring than the Sixth Ring! Hahaha! ”

Yue Peng: "Come, sing together!" ”

Audience: "Ah~Five Rings~ You have one more ring than the fourth ring!" Ah~Five rings~ You are one ring less than the sixth ring~~~~"

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