In fact, Yue Peng was supposed to go through the motions in total, after all, although he rehearsed with Wang Hao for a day, he had some confidence in his heart, but it was one thing to have confidence, and it was another thing to really ask him to go up and carry the beams!

"Boss! You also know my popularity," Yue Peng was trembling when he spoke, he stared at the boss dumbfounded, and said, "I will definitely be blown down directly when I go up to the top of Zhou Dana!" ”

"It's all this time, who are you not on?!" The boss is also depressed, Zhou Dana was arrested for drunk driving, and he had to be locked up for half a year! It's not a small problem like a traffic jam, you can delay it for a while. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Zhou Dana can't do it later, he has to find a pillar now, if he doesn't find it, he can't do it, otherwise will he simply close the door during this time? The boss said: "Do you want me to find Zhao Laofu'er to pull an erhu for a night?" Or do you want Liu Juhua to sing a night of play?! Hurry up, from today onwards you will be the pillar of our big stage, give it to me! Even if there's a bunker in front of you, you'll have to block it for me! ”

Yue Peng's whole person felt bad: "......"

Oh my God, will my brother be beaten down by the audience?!

"Cheng, no problem," this is a good opportunity for the new to replace the old, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach! Wang Hao didn't say a word and followed up on this matter: "Guarantee no problem, boss, don't worry, my junior brother is actually very capable!" ”

"You're his brother?" The boss grabbed Wang Hao's hand as if grasping the last life-saving straw: "Don't say anything, as long as you can help me get through this difficulty today, you will be the first brother on our big stage in the future!" I'm going to tell the backstage to get ready to go, and you must resist me! ”

The boss ran to arrange it, and after walking for a while, Yue Peng hadn't recovered yet: "I'll be a pillar in the future?" ”

"Otherwise, you think it's such a good opportunity!" Wang Hao patted Yue Peng's shoulder fiercely: "Come on, you will be a happy brother after today, and you can't be cowardly killed at this time!" ”

"Brother Hao!" Yue Peng cried with a sad face: "But I'm afraid I can't do it!" ”

"If it doesn't work, it has to work," Wang Hao kicked up: "How can we rehearse during the day?!" ”

"I ...... Shall I try? Yue Peng hugged Wang Hao's arm: "Brother Hao, you must hold it for me!" I haven't forgotten what we practiced before, but I'm afraid I'll be nervous when I ......."

"It's okay, it's definitely okay with me! Let's go, let's change our clothes! Wang Hao took Yue Peng to change his clothes.

Soon the two of them put on a coat, and Yue Peng kept muttering: "I can do it, I can do it, I will definitely do it......"

He muttered for about twenty minutes, and then he heard the host in front of him say loudly: "Thank you Zhao Laofu'er for your wonderful performance just now, and I invite our lovely Dapeng and his senior brother below...... Applause, please! ”

As soon as the host finished speaking, Wang Hao and Yue Peng had not yet taken the stage, when they heard a burst of boos from below, and someone shouted: "What about Zhou Dana?" Shouldn't it be normal for him?! "That's right, we're all here to see Zhou Dana, who wants to see Dapeng!" "Refund! We ask for a refund! ”

Yue Peng was stunned on the side, and kept turning in circles: "What should I do?" What to do?! He turned around twice, and Wang Hao grabbed his neck without saying a word: "Hurry up and go up!" ”

So the audience saw a chubby young man stumbling onto the stage!

"What's the situation?" "This has to be a loss, otherwise it would have to fall just now!" "It's a lot of fun today!"

Curious, people are less inclined to ask for a refund.

This kung fu Wang Hao also walked up, and someone below had sharp eyes and said, "This person hasn't seen it, the newcomer?" "Who is this? Also talking about cross talk? ”

For a while, the entire studio hall was a lot quieter.

Yue Peng was a little stunned for a while, but he didn't remember anything else, Wang Hao taught him that cheap word he really remembered!

"Hello everyone," Yue Peng introduced to everyone with a smile on his face: "I didn't walk well just now, and I tripped over my left foot and ...... my right foot."

Wang Hao: "Well, this trip is a bit technical!" ”

The audience below immediately widened their eyes - huh? This opening line is kind of interesting!

"Solemnly introduce to everyone," Yue Peng hugged his fists at the audience: "My name is Yue Peng, and everyone can call me Xiao Yue Yue in the future." Then he pointed at Wang Hao: "This is my senior brother!" ”

Immediately, an audience member shouted: "Aren't you called Dapeng?" Changed your name? ”

"Oh my God!" Hearing what the audience said, Yue Peng's eyes suddenly widened: "There is still someone who can remember me!" I'm so happy! ”

Wang Hao nodded on the side: "Well, as a typical example of failure, you are too successful!" ”

Such a joke was almost familiar in Wang Hao's previous life, but it was the first time that everyone heard of it here, and immediately the whole hall burst into laughter, and then the audience "booed" together......

Someone asked again: "After you finished your introduction, what is your senior brother's name?" ”

Yue Peng looked at Wang Hao: "He? Didn't I say that? Brother! His surname is Shi! ”

Wang Hao squinted at Yue Peng: "And then the name is brother?" ”

"That's right," Yue Peng's expression was all kinds of ****, how good this name is! Look, as soon as I see you, brother! As soon as the boss sees you, brother! As soon as the girls see you, brother! What a name! ”

Wang Hao nodded: "Well, if I want to be old, it's better!" ”

Yue Peng's eyes widened, and his expression was all kinds of surprise: "Huh? Don't say it, this surname is good! If I want to be old, I will be called Gong! If only a beautiful woman greeted me - husband! Look! ”

The audience below burst into laughter and then coaxed "shh......h

This rhythm is brought up!

The boss who had been watching in the background wiped a cold sweat, fortunately, but I didn't expect it, this Yue Peng really withstood it!

As soon as he put down his heart, he began to listen carefully to the cross talk between the two.

I heard Yue Peng say: "The first two days I went to the restaurant with my girlfriend for dinner, I wanted to eat crayfish, she wanted a big lobster, I was angry, and shouted loudly in front of everyone: What's wrong with Xiao!" What's wrong with the little one? Isn't it enough to satisfy you when you're small? ”

The audience below burst into laughter instantly, and then coaxed "boo"......

Wang Hao: "You're embarrassing!" ”

Yue Peng: "And guess what?" ”

Wang Hao: "What's wrong?" ”

Yue Peng: "My girlfriend is actually ...... You broke up with me! She said I was a good person! ”

Wang Hao: "This is a good person card." ”

Yue Peng: "At that time, I asked her: If I am really good, why don't you." ”

Wang Hao: "Smiling at you is purely polite. ”

Audience below: "Shhh......hh

Yue Peng's face is cheap, and he has found a feeling when he talks about this! Because he found that this time on stage until now, no audience went to the toilet!

That's a big step forward! I have confidence in my heart, and this cross talk is getting better and better-

Yue Peng: "I broke up, I'm single, I'm upset!" I wondered what to do. Eh, there is! I heard that there is a Zen master who is very popular recently, and what he says is very philosophical, so I went to ask him! ”

Wang Hao: "Yo, that's a virtuous monk?" ”

Yue Peng: "High monk, must be a high monk!" I'll go! When I was in front of several people, I heard someone ask the Zen master: Master, I am often bullied by others, and I can't straighten my spine! Then I saw the Zen master take out a snake from his sleeve! ”

Wang Hao: "What does he mean by this?" ”

Yue Peng: "Yes, I'm also curious!" I heard the man in front of me say, "Master, do you mean that people have to be able to stretch and contract like snakes in order to live?" And guess what the master said? ”

Wang Hao: "What do you say?" ”

Yue Peng: "Master said no, I mean whoever bullies you again will put this snake in his bed!" Look at it, this master has explained, absolutely amazing! ”

After the two of them finished talking about this, they had already laughed below!

This Zen master style is a popular style of Wang Hao's previous life, about a Zen master answering all kinds of questions, the joke is very funny, and it is deeply liked by netizens.

And the people of this world have never heard of this at all, and as soon as they say it at this time, the effect!

"Hahahaha! This Zen master is so interesting! ”

"This little Yueyue's expression is simply too cheap!"

"I can't do it, I'll laugh first!"

At this time, Wang Hao on the stage spoke: "Philosophical! So what's the question you're asking? ”

Yue Peng: "Me, the questions I asked are much more in-depth than his!" I asked the Zen master: Why is it that in a competition, the champion and the runner-up put in the same effort, and people only remember the champion? The Zen master said, "Let me tell you about my philosophy of life!" Which is the highest peak in the world? ”

Wang Hao: "That's Mount Everest, everyone knows it." ”

Yue Peng: "Yes, how simple is that?" I said Mount Everest! Zen Master: What about the second highest mountain in the world? Me: Chogori Peak! Zen Master: What about the third peak? Me: Kanchenjunga! Zen Master: The fourth peak? Me: Lhotse Peak! Zen Master: Fifth? Me: Makalu Peak! ”

Speaking of this, Yue Peng had a cute expression on his face and said, "Oh my God, the Zen master actually rolled up his sleeves to beat me!" ”

Wang Hao: "Your pure heart is kicking the gym, can you not beat you?" ”

After this speech, the audience below laughed again!

"Hahahaha, this guy is too cheap!" "This paragraph is so interesting, laughing to death!" "Eh, I can't do it, laugh first! I want to go to the toilet, but I'm holding it all in! ”

The rhythm of the entire studio hall has been completely brought up by the two, and the laughter has not stopped!

"Today, this Yue Peng is like a divine help!" The boss is stunned in the back! He never thought that cross talk could be said like this! Yue Peng is so cheap in the stands, but the audience below likes him! This kid has a future, it's him, and he will be the new pillar of our happy stage in the future!

The boss was here beautiful, and suddenly the uncle of the doorman in front of him rushed over in a panic, and shouted as soon as he met: "Boss, it's not good!" Cart! Lots of cars out there! ”

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