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Amid the thrilling music, a police car on the screen is rampage through the streets in a panic, followed by the gangster's car, and the trio screams "ahhhhhhh A wedding is taking place on the lawn of the chapel when a speeding police car suddenly flies over and disrupts everything. When out of danger. In the car, Gu Tianle pulled his neck and blushed with excitement, and roared hoarsely: "What the hell happened-"

The more frustration there is in the movie, the more hilarious it is in the cinema.

"Haha" In the dimly lit screening room, her ears were full of laughter, and Scarlett covered her mouth with her hands and blushed with laughter: "Oh, God...... Haha...... "She began to believe that she was the right choice to participate in this film.

Charlize Theron, Will Smith, and Chenlong never thought that the movie would have such a great effect less than half of the movie. The audience has burst into laughter more than the total number of comedies watched this year.

Even Tom Cruise, who hugged his new girlfriend, couldn't stop laughing, he just came to walk the red carpet, and by the way, he had the idea of getting to know Hu Yifei, a financial predator, but he didn't plan to watch a movie. originally thought that as soon as the movie started, he quietly took his girlfriend away, but he didn't expect this to be a classic movie. Just watching the beginning made him want to sit down and watch. Now even my girlfriend is addicted to it, and it seems to be fun to see her laughing.

It's good that my girlfriend is happy, and it seems that tonight will be another night of sexual happiness.

The movie continues, and Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron finally appeared under the watchful eye, and she really staged a scene of breastfeeding in public, and the male audience in the audience drooled for a long time. Hu Yifei is also bad, "You are not afraid of exposure, I will naturally let you be on camera." "God knows how many viewers this shot can bring to "The Hangover".

I saw two policemen on the big screen suddenly break into the door, point their pistols at Charlize Theron and others of the trio in the room, and shout exaggeratedly: "Don't move, don't move, all lie on the ground!" ”

This is exactly what the American strips do, on the sofa, Zack, Hu Yifei, and Gu Tianle all raised their hands and leaned back, staring at them with fear. Hu Yifei shouted: "God, don't shoot, I'm a teacher." Zach also exhaled repeatedly: "I don't have a gun, I don't have a gun." ”

Seeing this sudden change, the whole screening room burst into laughter. Scarlett was also out of breath laughing, and it was the first time they had seen a movie. At the same time, in another theater in the same city, at the premiere of "Heavenly Dynasty", the movie was nearing the end, but the audience was silent.

The story of "Celestial Dynasty" is bigger than "Gladiator", and the theatrical version of "Gladiator" is 2 hours and 35 minutes, while "Celestial Dynasty" is only 2 hours and 25 minutes. The original 3 hours and 14 minutes edited by Ridley Scott is detailed and fast-paced. Due to the unprecedented success of the previous "Gladiator", there was no need for too much publicity this time, so 20th Century Fox also swelled, and after cutting the film wildly, only a bare storyline remained, and the whole movie seemed lengthy and boring.

The long story, in the more than two-hour film, is full of one battle after another, and these battles are mixed together, except for shabby and old clothes, long and dirty hair, the audience should not expect anything else in the movie.

After watching the premiere, the audience and judges also had a good reputation.

After all, the movie is well made, Ridley Scott's approach to depicting the perspective of individual heroes is still sophisticated, the actors' performances have really contributed a lot, and the plot and dialogue design are also profound. The confrontation between the Crusaders and the ****** in Jerusalem in the film, the three-day and three-night legion melee is grand, and the love story of the hero and heroine is also watchable, but that's all, who will watch the movie to see his shooting skills. The audience is just here to be entertained, but this movie is ...... It's very unbearable to look at, especially annoying!

To put it simply, there are too many films of this genre in recent years, and I can't wait to take out all the output of a few years, and epic films are somewhat similar to war films, compared to the majesty of "The Lord of the Rings" and the real cruelty of "Saving the Soldier", there is no breakthrough in the scene, and the degree of shocking the soul is naturally greatly reduced.

The premiere of "Heavenly Dynasty" ended, and some film critics and reporters did not leave, and began to inquire about the premiere of another film, "The Hangover".

It's not over yet, but there are so many topics that broke out at the premiere.

"Hey, man, how's it going over there?" Some reporters asked each other about their colleagues who sent text messages.

The colleague who sent the text message was a little confused: "I heard that it was very hilarious over there, and the movie was not over yet, but the scene was already bursting with laughter." Many people laugh and their stomachs hurt from laughter......"

"It's really fake, it can't be a lie."

The reporter was a little confused, "It doesn't look like it, this bastard said he wanted to watch a movie, told me not to disturb him." In short, I kind of regret coming here, the Chinese rich man is not low-key at all, not like a Chinese at all. also hit back at Ridley on the spot, and the scene was so lively. ”

As the reporter expected, the premiere of "The Hangover" was full of excitement, and it didn't take long for another burst of even crazier laughter.

The trio was dragged by American strips to give an educational lesson to the children, and Furuta was knocked out on the spot. Hu Yifei was hit in the lower body by a little girl, and fell to the ground in pain and convulsed. In the end, it was the turn of the fat man Zack, this is the main event, in the psychological suspense-like classical music, slow motion, the little fat man got up with a hateful face and walked towards the stunned big fat Zack, he fired two electric shocks in a row...... The fat man was eventually electrocuted, and the camera focused on his round eyes.

The audience's voices laughed louder and louder, and the decibel level set a new record for the night.

"Doug" In the open space next to the highway, the trio happily opened the trunk of the sports car, and Chen Baixiang, who only had mosaics all over his body, jumped out agilely, knocked out the trio in a few clicks, sneered at the last person standing, and said, "You want to me?" ”

"Nobody wants to you, no one ......" The fat man stepped back again and again with a frightened face, stretched out a hand and shouted for mercy: "We are in a gang, we are in a gang, I hate Angelina Jolie, I hate her!" He swallowed hard, and his voice trembled: "It's not your fault, I always thought this was Santa Monica, I'll get you clothes ......"

In the audience, they laughed so much that their stomachs were cramping.

Chen Baixiang exaggeratedly learned Bruce Lee's movements, "Ada" knocked out the fat man, "hum" She wiped her nose with her thumb like Bruce Lee, twisted her big white buttocks and ran away.

The decibel level of laughter once again set a new record, and many of the audience members in formal attire at the China Grand Theater laughed without any manners, and some in the critics' seats were a little unhappy, while others were a little unimpressed. Charlize Theron, Scarlett Johansson and others in the front row couldn't stop laughing. Will is also looking forward to it, because it will soon be time for him to play.

"Hu, I didn't expect the movie to be so funny." Scarlett leaned into Hu Yifei's ear and said, "It's a pity that my role is not funny enough." ”

Hu Yifei looked at her face, pinched the palm of his hand between the plump, shook his head and smiled: "You are so beautiful, funny is not for you." Scarlett gritted her teeth and glared at him, and said in a suppressed voice: "You can say I'm too ugly, even Charlize's character is funnier than mine, Fuck-you." Hu Yifei nodded and said, "OK, just tonight." ”

Scarlett couldn't help but be amused, and scolded again: "Fuck-you." It's all because the frequency of "Fuck" in the movie is too high, and even she is infected, and she can't help but want "Fuck, Fuck!" ”

Hu Yifei patted her fengtun and said with a smile: "Don't worry baby, let you enough tonight." (To be continued.) )