Chapter 282: Chinese Who Can Play (5/10)
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The big screen story continues, the laughter continues, and the appearance of Mike Tyson has caused many viewers to go crazy again, and the trio must find a way to transport the tiger back to Mike Tyson's estate.
"Oh my." "This guy is dead!" ”
Seeing this latest picture, many viewers were taken aback, and then laughed wildly. Hu Yifei was so crazy that he dared to sneak into Mike Tyson's bedroom while he was sleeping with his wife in his arms, and make obscene funny moves next to the bed.
In the black-and-white surveillance footage, Hu Yifei arched at the tiger's buttocks, and the three people next to him, who were also drunk, fell crookedly and laughed. Zach actually peed in Mike Tyson's swimming pool, claiming to fill the pool, and this was when Tyson, the client, was watching the videotape live...... It's just embarrassing.
Seeing this scene, many people suddenly squirted out all the popcorn that they had just put in their mouths. Charlize pounded his thighs and coughed and laughed wildly: "Hahaha, ahem, haha, it's so funny-" It's really without the image of a goddess, and the whole screening room couldn't stop laughing.
Such a hot premiere scene also made Gu Tianle, Wu Yanzu, and Chen Baixiang look at each other, is it really so funny to act? But the audience's real reaction made them have to believe that it was true. There was even someone behind him who patted him on the shoulder excitedly and said with a smile: "MAN, you guys are so funny." He echoed with a dry smile, almost like a dream.
Comments such as "funny Chinese, Chinese who can play" are also endless.
In fact, when you dig deeper, these so-called jokes are all old-fashioned and vulgar children's tricks, all of which are and pee, but with the music, the details before and after and those demeanors, they all make people laugh and cry.
Hu Yifei has also exposed his buttocks, and in "Prison Break", he is also remembered by many female fans. Although there is no dew point in this movie, it exposes other people, and the effect is so amazing.
The story is actually a bit American, maybe the Americans laugh too low and prefer this kind of vulgar jokes. You have to tell him Feng Xiaogang's introverted jokes with pure Chinese flavor, which is the most stupid. Maybe the same story, as others would seem, wouldn't find it that funny. Anyway, Chenlong actually wondered when he saw it, "It's not that funny, why are these Americans laughing like crazy." But he knew that Hu Yifei's movie was a success.
Ang Lee didn't come today, it's hard to say whether he can break Ang Lee's movie box office record, but he will definitely be more popular in the United States after that.
Think about how I started from Golden Harvest back then, and I couldn't succeed in Hollywood several times. If it weren't for "Rush Hour", I am afraid that I would only be reduced to the point of playing soy sauce in Hollywood. And Hu Yifei, a young man, unexpectedly entered Hollywood with a TV series, which really made him sigh, "The world is different." ”
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"Thank you very much, Mr. Boxing. At least we know that at 3 a.m., our friend is still alive. We're sorry for stealing your tiger ......"
Tyson finally forgave them, "Don't talk about that again, as you said, we all do stupid things when we're drunk...... By the way, man, where did that police car come from? ”
Furuta said: "We stole it from the stupid strips. ”
Tyson grinned, "Well done!" "I also high-fived a few people.
This is the first time that the boxing champion has appeared on the big screen, which really makes American audiences who are familiar with his appearance in the ring feel new and unfamiliar. It was also said that the boxing king played the role of a big man, which was quite photogenic. What's more, this time he is playing himself in the movie. There is another layer of substitution in whiteness. It's as if Tyson really had a tiger.
"Before nine o'clock tomorrow morning, take the money to the Mojave Desert Big Stone and wait, if the time passes, ......" On the big screen, on the black Hummer off-road vehicle, Chen Baixiang, who was dressed in a pure white suit, appeared funny again, pretending to be handsome and getting off the car but stepping on the **** This kind of vulgar stalk can also be played, but Americans just love to watch, there is really no one.
In order to raise money to redeem Doug, the trio decided to take a risk, taking the advice of Fat Zack and going to the casino to play 21 points by card counting.
The tense and fast soprano sounded, accompanied by the shocking rock music of "oh oh oh" shouts and "dong dong dong", on the escalator of the hotel, Hu Yifei and Zach stood side by side in a white suit, Zack clasped his hands and looked demented, Hu Yifei was silent, and the elevator fell slowly.
"Hahaha-"
Many older audiences and veteran fans in the screening hall burst out laughing, while some others felt a little inexplicable. Seeing the two of them bent over with a smile on their faces, Chen Long asked suspiciously, "Will, what's so funny here?" Will was still laughing, waving his hand and saying he didn't have time to explain. It was Jada who explained for him, covered his mouth, and laughed intermittently: "Haha, it's so funny, this is a spoof of the bridge in "Rain Man", it's so funny." I didn't expect your Chinese films to use this technique. ”
Chenlong: "......"
Tom Cruise himself was shaking his head and laughing, and his girlfriend Katie Holmes was already laughing and slumping in his arms.
If it weren't for the fact that the movie was still being released, I believe there would be many people willing to interview him about his thoughts at this moment.
The soundtrack and camera techniques of the whole scene are spoofed of "Rain Man", and Hu Yifei and Zach imitate Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman vividly, but it becomes a hilarious effect when placed here. Viewers who have watched "Rain Man" are about to go crazy with laughter, but those who haven't seen it just think it's funny and don't fully feel the joke.
The fat man at the table still looked demented, his lips moved silently, the number symbols kept rising around him, and the chips were piled higher and higher.
Hu Yifei once again interpreted what it means to be a "Chinese who can play", pushed a lot of chips out, arrogantly pointed at the dealer in the casino, and raised two middle fingers at the camera, and the gambler's temperament was fully acted.
Gu Tianle also dressed up as rich and handsome, and entered with his beautiful girlfriend in his arms, making a lot of money. It can be said that the current image is the true face of Gu Zai.
And another focus in the picture is Chenlong, he plays a gambler who loses a lot, is constantly provoked by Hu Yifei, and looks aggrieved and wants to beat people. "I just want stud, do you dare to follow."
Compared with the bizarre and exaggerated performances of the people around him, the fat man Zack, who has always played a funny role before, has a faint expression at the moment, which has become the best contrast. It turns out that Zach, who is mentally retarded, is also a mathematical genius like Rain Man. He glanced into the distance, and saw a large roulette wheel over there, and he pressed his palm on the cards on the table, muttering, "20." ”
The dealer sent another card and sure enough, it was 10 plus a check, and the audience in the dim screening room laughed again, many people had to wipe their tears, and the big roulette wheel and 20 points were a spoof of "Rain Man".
They frantically amassed money, and under the cover of Gutian Leda, they fled the scene before the security guards arrived.
Now that the money is also available, the groom is finally going to be found, and many viewers are still unsatisfied. But will things turn out as expected? (To be continued.) )