The two of them stood up amid the laughter of the crowd, listening to the irrepressible laughter of the crowd, and the two looked at everyone with a resentful gaze.

"Huh" Jiang Yan couldn't help but shudder when he was busy looking at him. "Lao Liu! Don't look at me like you've been abandoned by your buddies like this, buddies don't do it! Also, your girlfriend is here, aren't you afraid that she has ideas? ”

"Fuck off! Is that a grudge? Lao Tzu: That's okay! Lao Tzu, that's a grudge! Thinking of his expression just now, Liu hurriedly swallowed the sophistry that came to his mouth, "But Lao Tzu is an absolutely straight man, I promise my family Wenwen that I will never engage in the base!" ”

This is full of nonsense, but I didn't notice that as he continued, everyone looked at him more and more differently: Why are you so excited? You're so busy explaining, it's easy to think you're covering up!

"Ahem!" Seeing that Liu was busy with a gushing posture, Jiang Yan coughed twice and interrupted him, "If you don't have to do this, just go home and tell your daughter-in-law, we won't listen to you to show your loyalty!" Let's take a look at Li Er's face first! ”

Hearing Jiang Yan say this, everyone remembered Li Er's swollen face, and they all turned their eyes over.

"What are you all looking at me for?" Li Er, who was standing beside Liu Busy and watching Liu Busy talk endlessly, couldn't help but be a little puzzled when he saw that everyone was looking at him.

"Doesn't your face hurt?" Sun Ting hesitated and pointed to Li Er's face and asked.

"My face? What happened to my face? Why does it hurt? Li Er was puzzled, what's going on with these people, why does his face hurt when he has a good face?

"Does it really hurt?" A chubby chick who came together asked uncertainly.

"No!" Li Er was a little confused.

"It doesn't hurt! Then there's nothing to worry about, no, let me laugh for a while! Ahahahaha, don't blame me for gloating! The girl laughed, laughing breathlessly and not forgetting to explain, "I've always believed that I'm going to be thin, but now I'm just skinny and playing!" It's a pity that I found out that I was having fun while playing! Every time I look at my round face, I regret why I raised her so round, and now I see your face just instantly fatter than me, and my heart is instantly balanced! Aha! ”

Jiang Yan was speechless, this girl is still a joker, and she speaks with such humor. But how long has this girl been aggrieved, such a big resentment in her heart, you look at her and smile, Jiang Yan is really afraid that she will accidentally laugh and pull it over!

"What do you say? What's swollen? Li Er, who was seriously unresponsive, still didn't understand what the situation was, and looked at the girl and laughed at him, and asked with a question mark.

"What's swollen? Your face is swollen! But it's okay, don't you hurt? Just grow some meat! Hahahaha" The girl couldn't help but laugh when she looked at Li Er's face, and when she smiled like this, others couldn't help but laugh when they looked at the festive gourd face of this product.

"My face is swollen?" Li Er only now figured out what they were talking about, and stretched out his hand to touch his face, "Oops! It hurts me! ”

Jiang Yan was speechless, how long is the reflex arc of this thing! It took such a long time to react and cry out in pain. But I don't blame him, he was stunned after being beaten, and the beating was too hard, his whole face was directly wooden, and it would hurt to feel good! In addition, this thing is naturally unresponsive, and he doesn't feel pain when his face is wooden, how can he reflect it. Now I was reminded that I touched it with my hand. Just like that, I touched the swollen gourd face like a watermelon, and the thing jumped up in pain.

"Looking at Li Er, who jumped up and down, everyone was speechless, didn't you just say that it didn't hurt? We thought the thickness of your skin had made you invulnerable, and you knew it hurt! How long your reflex arc is!

"Does this hurt?" Although he felt speechless in his heart, he couldn't ignore him when he saw Li Er grinning there!

"It hurts!" Li Er covered his face and nodded.

"Put your face out." Jiang Yan took out a silver needle.

"What?" Asking, Li Er directly stretched his face in front of Jiang Yan. But if you stretch out your face, why are you pouting? Dude doesn't do it, hey!

Too lazy to take care of this teasing, Jiang Yan found an acupuncture point in the middle of Li Zhi's red face, and the silver needle pierced it directly. The reason why this face is swollen like this is not a big injury, but it was beaten too hard, and half of the face tissue is edema, as long as the blood is broken and scattered, and the fluid is naturally released.

With Jiang Yan's level of medical skills, this kind of thing is naturally handy, and in the stunned eyes of everyone, in just half a minute, Li Er's watermelon face was restored to the prototype.

When Jiang Yan pulled out the silver needle and put it back on his body, Li Zhi was still stretching his face there with a blank expression. "Oops! It hurts me, oops! Going to die, going to die! "It's obviously swollen, and this thing is still screaming in that mouth.

"That's it! It's not over, you! Jiang Yan kicked him angrily, "Your face is not swollen, and it hurts!" ”

"Okay? Brother Jiang, although I am a little slower to react, I'm not stupid! I've just touched it and it's swollen like a watermelon, and it hurts half to death when I touch it, and you told me it's not swollen in the past two minutes? It's not that I don't have this medical knowledge, and you still want to lie to me. Hearing Jiang Yan say that his face was better, the two of them were still unhappy when they stared at Jiang Yan with big eyes. You can't just look at me and be stupid if I'm slow!

You know you're slow! Jiang Yan rolled his eyes, but you're a little slower! You're seven or eight beats slower than others! Jiang Yan couldn't help but complain in his heart: "Okay, okay, you just know if you touch it!" "Jiang Yan is powerless to complain about this second goods! This product sometimes looks very fine, how can it behave like this for a while? It's not just a slow response! This is simply a lack of heart!

"Huh?" After listening to Jiang Yan's words, Li Er cautiously stretched out his hand and touched his face, "No, Brother Jiang, you must be playing tricks on me, wanting me to touch the hurt teeth and grin." I can tell you, friends are friends, but if you lie to me like this, I will turn my face! At this moment, Li Er suddenly reacted "fast".

"Jiang Yan can't complain, is it good for me if I pit you?"

"Forget it! You're a second goods! Jiang Yan turned around and ignored him.

Seeing Jiang Yan turn around and ignore himself, Li Er was stunned for a moment, reached out and touched his face, "Huh? It's really not swollen! I said why didn't I feel pain just now.,I thought it was love to hurt and hurt when I got used to it.,It's really good to co-author! Brother Jiang! God! You are truly a man of God! ”

Jiang Yan rolled his eyes and ignored him.

"How! Are you satisfied with the results? Turning his head to look at Liu Xian's watermelon juice, Jiang Yan asked with a playful expression.

"Haha! Don't look at my watermelon juice! But I can't stop my heart from being happy! I am our country, and I am stronger than the American imperialists! Look at this, the watermelons in our country are more forbidden than theirs! This thing looked at the watermelon juice on his body, not ashamed, but proud, "This watermelon juice!" It's all my medal of honor, and I decided not to wash this dress in the future! ”

"You're a second-class too!" Jiang Yan glared at him, and then looked at Li Er, no wonder these two goods can play so well, sure enough, only two goods can play well in the world of two goods!

"That's it! The meal is over, and the play is over! Shall we withdraw? Seeing that the room was full of messes, Jiang Yan was a little embarrassed, and his group of people ate and ate, and it was reasonable to say that there was chaos on the table, but the power of this watermelon explosion was really not small, and in this large private room, not only around the table, but even on the nearby walls, ceilings and chandeliers were splashed with watermelon juice.

"Alas! Let's go out and see what money you have with someone! Thinking so in his heart, seeing that everyone had no intention of staying, Jiang Yan led everyone out.

"Are you still satisfied, sir?" Seeing this group of people coming out, the waiter at the door greeted him politely.

"Well, that's good. That is, something happened in the process of eating, and the room was a little messy, you see, how to lose money, we will pay you.

"It's nothing to mess around, and there is no need for compensation!" There is an explanation above, how dare she ask for Jiang Yan's compensation.

"That's it! You don't take a look? Jiang Yan asked uncertainly.

"No need sir, if you have something to do, just leave first, and we'll clean up the rest!" The waiter was very respectful.

"Alas! Your service, this is good! Our capital is lacking some hotels with such a service attitude as yours here! Hearing the sincerity of what the waiter said, Jiang Yan sighed sincerely.

The corner of the waiter's mouth twitched, good your sister, good! If it weren't for the explanation from above, you guys, you think that one of my foremen would stand at the door like a janitor and wait for you to eat! She could complain in her heart, but she still kept a smile on her face: "Sir, you have won the award, it is all what we should do!" ”

"Well, thank you then! Let's settle the bill! "After spending so much money, Jiang Yan naturally wouldn't really let Liu be busy settling the bill.

"That's such a gentleman, our boss has an explanation, he invited this meal, as our hotel's mistreatment of you, please be sure to accept it!" The waiter told Jiang Yan that you can eat white food this meal.

"That's okay, we don't know your boss well, how can we eat your for nothing!" Big stars are not bad for money, so they naturally don't want to owe favors in vain.

"Sir, you can rest assured that our boss and you are looking at each other. And the boss has an explanation, you must come for free! "The waiter was a little difficult.

It seemed that he could see the waiter's embarrassment, and Jiang Yan no longer insisted: "That's it!" Thank you boss for me! I'll invite him to dinner another day! ”

"Yes sir, I'll pass it on for you!" The waiter said politely.

"You really don't have to check it out? Do you really need to compensate? Jiang Yan asked uncertainly.

"No, sir, if you have something to do, leave first!" The waiter was smiling.